Justanothertree does not own Hetalia or my ships would be sailing.
Her: (Walks into room with a deadpanned expression)Fandoms are like cults.
Me: ...what?
Her: I mean seriously they have worshippers crazy people. From the outside Hetalia seems all happy and friendly and then you get into the inside its all dark and full of murder. Fandoms are a freaking cult!
Me: There is actually a religion stemming from Hetalia called Doitsuism or something like that.
Her: Then you have the ships that are like look they look cute! And don't get me started on the dirty people! (Shes 11 by the way)
Me:...
Her: They have these light fluffy things of fanart then they get all dark and bloody! I HATE BLOOD!
Me: Calm down
Her: (Starts ranting about her sim ship world for three minutes)
Me: Clam down
Her: (Starts choking from her laughter until she dissolves into a coughing fit)
Me:...
Her: I JUST DON'T GET IT! I ship Gerita, Gilbird x Prussia, Prucan, Spain x Romano, and Toaster and...
Me: No shipping a toaster.
Her: Fine you win...but you will soon find out that chibitoaster is the cutest thing ever!
Me: Whatever.
Her: I will never get ships.