I really have no idea how this turned out so here's the disclaimer!
Disclaimers: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, and the country of Egypt are as of yet not mine.
Maybe one day...
After Riku shows them the map that Sora was given (and after everyone was moved into the dining room for dinner), they all order something to eat.
Sora has to get up and actually make the food.
"So… How'd you get this?" Axel asks as he sips at his water.
"Well, Sora saw this guy dying in the alley and the old man gave it to him." Riku explains calmly as Kairi starts serving them dinner.
"What a convenient plot device!" Xion exclaims in amazement as her order of chicken nuggets quickly vanishes down her throat.
"So… What's the big deal about this map? Why do you want it so bad?" Riku asks suspiciously before rolling it back up and handing it over to Sora who shoves it into a pocket.
Axel looks a little embarrassed and looks at Xion who flushes red.
"Well, um… You see, the Organization's kinda…" She pauses and looks at Roxas.
"We're bankrupt. Xemnas spent all of our munny on something totally stupid and we're about to lose the Castle to Repo guys. Seriously, it's not fun." Roxas explains in a tired voice.
"… Then how are you guys supposed to pay the bill for the hotel room?" Kairi asks in a whisper, quickly looking over her shoulder for Mrs. Smith.
Axel grins nervously as he picks up his fork and starts shoveling spaghetti into his mouth, completely avoiding the question.
"The same way we're gonna pay the bill for the food." Roxas says in a humiliated voice, not looking at the Destiny Island kids in the eyes as he starts picking at his cheeseburger.
"Uh huh." Xion agrees as she snatches a handful of paper napkins and starts rubbing them across the table to clean up the ketchup she had just spilled.
"Okay, since we were supposed to get that map in the first place… hand it over." Axel tells Sora calmly and he holds out his hand for it.
"No." Sora informs him with a cheerful smile as he finishes up his hot fudge sundae and starts licking the spoon carefully in order to get the leftover chocolate.
Axel laughs as if Sora had just made the funniest joke ever and then gulps down the last of his water and holds out his hand again.
"Sora, seriously. Hand it over. NOW." Axel tells him with a strained smile. Sora shakes his head.
"No." He says again, crossing his arms and glaring at Axel defiantly.
The effect was instantaneous.
In matter of about point five seconds, Axel summons up his Eternal Flames chakrams in a blast of fire and has them at Sora's throat.
"DON'T FUCK WITH ME!" Axel snarls furiously but all Sora does is stand up and hand the map over to Kairi before summoning his Kingdom Key.
"I don't swing that way." Sora informs him calmly as he smacks at one of the Chakrams, nearly making Axel drop it.
The two jump up on the tables and start throwing everything they've got at each other.
"… Should we do something?" Kairi asks as she watches Axel blast apart the table that Sora had thrown at him in a flash of nearly blue fire.
"Nah. Axel needs to get this out of his system." Xion tells her as she takes another bite of her French Fries.
Roxas points over to the doorway.
"Besides, I think she's got it covered. .. Preference; still sea salt ice cream." He comments as he takes one last bite of his vanilla ice cream pop, wincing as the unfamiliar taste washes over his tongue.
"…. WHAT THE FUCKIN' HELL DO YOU TWO DUMBASS SHITS THINK YOU'RE DOING?" A furious voice demands.
Sora and Axel immediately stop fighting to look over at Mrs. Smith.
Her earlier charm was gone, replaced with a formidable fury.
In a matter of seconds, she has both of them bowing and scraping at her feet, muttering apologies.
"We're sorry! We'll clean up the mess! Don't kill us!"
"Wow, she really is scary." Xion says as Kairi hands her a napkin to wipe her mouth.
"Yup… There's a reason we call her "Mrs. Demon." " Riku sighs as he shakes up another drink in one of those weird ice and mixes cups. He stares at it and sighs.
"Well, what do you guys want the map for anyway?" Roxas asks next, slurping up his milkshake.
"Sora wants an uneducational adventure. I want him to be cultured. And Kairi… Kairi, what do you want?" Riku asks.
Kairi shrugs.
"Um... can I have a camel?" She says in an unsure voice.
Riku stares at her, the obvious question running through his mind:
'What the hell does she want a camel for?'
"THEN LET'S TEAM UP!" Xion shrieks in excitement, standing up quickly and spilling the remaining drinks and food on the table on Roxas who immediately yelps a swear.
Everyone glances at each other, wondering just how long a truce would last. Especially between Axel and Sora.
Riku puts his hand on the table and stands up.
"Alright, sure. We can get there faster that wa- SORA! Knock it off!" Riku snaps over where Sora was attempting to strangle Axel with a dish cloth.
Axel just burns it to ashes and grins arrogantly.
"Can we team up, Axel? Then Daddy Sora can help us out with our debts!" Xion cries out eagerly.
Axel looks over at Sora who glares back at him.
"Fine…. We'll team up. And don't think I won't forget this, Sora. Your ass is grass when we find that treasure." Axel snaps as he holds out his hand to him.
They shake and then they turn back to their friends.
"Now then…. Since we're going to pay for our meal- RUN!" Axel, Roxas and Xion all dash out of the restaurant, blasting a hole in and jumping out the window.
"Oh, so that's why they wouldn't look us in the eye when we served them." Riku says as they stare at the giant hole that the three Organization members had broken.
"We're gonna have to clean this up, aren't we?" Kairi says. The boys nod in unison, looking over at the pale white Mrs. Smith who looked as if she was having a mental hernia.
Sora looks at the map in Kairi's arms and grins evilly; he knew exactly where to go.
"Guys! We're going to Giza!" Sora calls out excitedly.
"Wait, what?"