Frogface

Spain rolled over, singing in his sleep. Prussia yelled at him, but also rolled over. He had moved to Germany's bed as soon as the serious blonde had gone to take a shower. Canada was stirring, Russia was brushing his hair, Germany was polishing his boots, and the country of the day had stepped up to the microphone.

"Ohonhonhon! Today is my day!" France happily proclaimed.

England got up, locked his doors, and went back to bed. America was down in a few minutes to help France set up everything. Everyone…even reluctant England, eventually showed.

"Let's sing my anthem!" France tapped the c.d. player and the music started to play:

"Let's go children of the fatherland,
The day of glory has arrived!
Against us tyranny's
Bloody flag is raised! (repeat)
In the countryside, do you hear
The roaring of these fierce soldiers?
They come right to our arms
To slit the throats of our sons, our friends!

Refrain

Grab your weapons, citizens!
Form your batallions!
Let us march! Let us march!
May impure blood
Water our fields!

Prussia rolled his eyes and bumped into Spain. Spain was playing his guitar and somehow he had convinced Romano to play the maracas while Italy sang along.

Refrain

Sacred love of France,
Lead, support our avenging arms!
Liberty, beloved Liberty,
Fight with your defenders! (repeat)
Under our flags, let victory
Hasten to your manly tones!
May your dying enemies
See your triumph and our glory!

Refrain

We will enter the pit
When our elders are no longer there;
There, we will find their dust
And the traces of their virtues. (repeat)
Much less eager to outlive them
Than to share their casket,
We will have the sublime pride
Of avenging them or following them!"

Refrain

The song ended and France clapped his hands. Dozens of Frenchmen placed delicious delicacies in front of the ravenous countries. Japan's eyes widened when the mess of slimy snails were placed in front of him.

"G-G-Germany…would you like these?" He shoved it in front of Germany who gladly accepted and handed Japan a salad. Phew…Kiku thought.

"This is so good, France!" Ukraine chirped.

"I am honored you like it, mademoiselle." His hand rested on her shoulder; his pinky dangerously close to her "Tracts of Land".

Russia's eyes darkened and the purple aura surrounded him. France hurriedly rushed over and tried to appease Russia by offering him drink refills and food.

"Stay away from Ukraine." He hissed.

"Oui…" France dashed off.

"So," America said with his mouth full of food, "What are we gonna do today?"

England mumbled under his breath. He was extremely nervous about today…and he didn't want to do anything with him at all…

"Ohonhonhon! I thought we'd start with a little bit of s-"

America laughed. "Sorry dude, you totally can't! No one is going to vote yes for that!" For once, England was grateful that America was in charge. "How about something E rated? We do have kids with us." He motioned to Liechtenstein, Sealand, and Latvia. "Any ideas?"

Silence.

America nervously cleared his throat and tried again. "Anything at all?"

Silence.

England glanced at the Frog. France's face was as pale as a dead man's; his expression shell-shocked. America poked France. Nothing happened.

"What's wrong with him?" China asked.

"Don't worry, he's probably faking it." England shrugged.

"He…is alive, I feel his pulse." Hungary said.

Germany groaned and gently punched France. His face changed expressions and he fell down.

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH BIG BROTHER FRANCE?" Italy cried. He knelt down and hugged France.

"Silly wanker…" England rolled his eyes.

"So now what my dudes?"

"Let's put him in his bed, feed him some broth, and let him rest." Japan suggested.

"We'll make the broth!" Hungary and Ukraine raced towards the kitchen.

"Will he be okay, big bruder?"

"Ja..I'm sure he'll be fine Liechtenstein."

Austria hmmphed and continued eating while Sealand and Latvia chattered away, both unaware of what had just happened. Turkey and Greece kept eating and Belarus sat there, moping.

"Kesesese~ this is so hilarious!" Prussia giggled.

"Comrade Germany, will you carry him?" Russia asked. "I would, but I don't want to crush him…but I should because of the way he looked at Ukraine…^J^"

Germany tensed, but nodded and obliged. Japan followed him upstairs carrying tea and blankets.

"So now what my dudes?"

England rolled his eyes. "SHUT UP!"

Sealand and Latvia were still mindlessly chatting in the background.

"What do you mean aru?"

"We should do something!"

"Like what?" Switzerland retorted,

"Well…um…oh! We should all have a singing concert!"

Spain, puzzled, asked "Don't you mean just a concert?"

"Well, yeah my dude!"

England, Switzerland, and Belarus said in perfect harmony, "No."

"Well, whadya wana do?" England winced at the slander of his beautiful language.

"How about we watch a movie?"

"Which one?" Russia wondered.

"Beauty and the Beast please…it does happen in France…" Liechtenstein said.

"I was thinking Mulan." China said.

"I kind of like Anastasia." Russia said, smiling.

"What about Tangled? It has a hero in it!"

"I think Tarzan would suffice." England stated.

"I wanna see Little Mermaid!" Sealand shouted.

"Pervert." Britain muttered.

"Maybe something like Lassie?" Canada suggested, but no one heard him.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Germany and Japan stood on the stairs, watching them squabble.

"What about-" Japan started but was cut off.

"SHUT UP! Now…who had the first movie suggestion?"

"That would be Liechtenstein. She wanted Beauty and the Beast." Switzerland spoke up.

"Very well. Put it in." Germany ordered. America did so and everyone else crowded around the hotel's huge TV. "NO TALKING!" Switzerland and Germany both said.

The narrator started to speak and no one said a word. Most were captivated by the movie, and the others were naturally quiet. Liechtenstein happily mouthed each line, for she knew this movie by heart. Sealand and Latvia claimed Liechtenstein's hands, and she didn't mind a bit.

Japan was amused by America's face when he saw Belle harassed by Gaston. Turkey laughed when he saw Gaston, but Greece just grimaced. Italy gasped every time he saw something sinister…which happened a lot. When Belle's father chose the wrong path, he screamed "GERMANY SAVE HIM! HE'S GOINE GO DIE!"

Germany rolled his eyes and kept watching. : Lithuania and Poland shrieked Lithuania out of terror and Poland because of the horse. When the Beast locked away Maurice, Italy and Romano screamed.

America laughed when Belle rejected Gaston. "She'd only go for heroes like me."

England rolled his eyes. Spain was happy when Belle saved her father from his imprisonment. Estonia smiled as did Russia, but not too broadly lest Belarus see. Japan winced when Italy screamed in his ear. Germany moved Italy so Feli would sit beside Romano. Japan mouthed thanks, and kept watching.

China smiled at the "Be Our Guest" song for it reminded him of N. Korea, S. Korea, and Hong Kong. Canada smiled dreamily, because he liked the next few parts of the movie.

Finally, the theme song "Beauty and the Beast" arrived. Everyone stared dreamily as the two whirled around the floor. By the end, Prussia was sobbing silently because he had no one to dance with. Even Germany felt a little down, but that soon changed when Gaston demanded that the villagers help him kill the Beast.

America's face was pure terror as Gaston and the Beast battled and the fate of the beautiful maiden Liechtenstein sighed happily as Belle kissed the transformed Prince. She loved happily-ever-after-endings.

"THAT WAS GREAT! NOW LET'S WATCH TANGLED!" Sealand shouted right into England's ear.

"GIT! THAT WAS MY EAR!"

"Oops! Sorry!"

Germany yawned as Rapunzel started to sing. His critical eye had detected no error, but since she was originally German, there should be none.

"Ve~ She has a pretty voice…" Italy said.

"Ja…she does." Liechtenstein quietly agreed.

Canada loved Pascal and China liked, actually liked, Mother Gothel. When Mother Gothel sang her song, England frowned. He felt sorry for Rapunzel and her hard life.

America loved Flynn, though he was a thief and not a hero…Hungary cheered when Rapunzel hit Flynn with a frying pan. "Whoo!" Austria eyed her warily.

Germany, Japan, and Switzerland facepalmed in perfect harmony when everyone sang, "'Cuz way down deep inside I've got a dream!" along with the characters. Everyone except Germany, Japan, Switzerland, and Russia cheered at the end of the song. I'm surrounded by idiots. Germany thought.

Canada shrieked when Rapunzel and Flynn almost died. "I CAN'T LOOK!" He wailed.

"Did you hear something Britian?"

"No…nothing."

"Must have been my imagination, dude."

"Big Bruder!" Liechtenstein cowered behind Switzerland, who rolled his eyes but held her hand.

"GERMANY! THEY ARE GOING TO DIE! SAVE THEM! SAVE THEM!" Germany also rolled his eyes and kept watching them….escape.

America crawled out from under the couch. "I knew they'd be safe, my dudes!" England sighed and nudged him to be quiet.

Russia smiled at Rapunzel's personality. She was loud, bright, fun, and someone who would enjoy vodka. He sighed, I want to marry someone like that. He thought.

Hungary grinned at the romantic lake scene. How often she had wished that Austria and Prussia were a bit more romantic, but we all know how impossible that is. She sang along softly. I know what I'm going to do on my day. Hungary thought happily.

England smiled wistfully as he watched the two enjoy a romantic evening. Germany smirked when America and Lithuania screamed when Mother Gothel tied Rapunzel up. But all were cheering when Rapunzel rescued Flynn though not all cheered out loud.

"That was a great movie!" Sealand exclaimed.

"It w-was!" Latvia concurred.

On and on they watched movies: Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, Narnia 1, 2, 3, Mulan 1, 2, Anastasia, Tarzan, Jungle Book 1, 2, Little Mermaid 1, 2, 3, Lion King 1, 2, and they were starting another when France came back down. England suggested that he pick a movie. France picked Aladdin (think how they were dressed) and they all sat again to watch.

"Was that an epic movie or what, my dudes?" America said. "He just saved his capital from mass destruction!"

"Hai, I agree."

"Decide for yourself Japan!" Switzerland retorted.

"Well, it's ten o'clock now…" Germany said. Spain was asleep on the couch, Canada on the recliner. Poland had already went to his bed, as did Lithuania and Estonia.

Russia had finally convinced Belarus to sleep in her room, and he snuck downstairs to join everyone else. By then, everyone but Germany, China, himself, England, France, America, and Japan had gone to bed.

"So what should we do little comrades? ^J^"

France said, "We could play Spin the Bottle!"

Germany retorted, "Nein. I don't want to be paired with no one."

America said, "What about a card game?"

"Like what, aru?"

"I do have pocky…Japan mumbled. He didn't want to play that game.

"I dunno…what about something like Sorry or Clue?"

"Clue sounds good."

"I WANT TO BE MS. SCARLET!" France exclaimed. Germany facepalmed. "Do three of us have to be women?" He pulled out random Monopoly pieces. He sighed and dropped the pieces on the board. "I will be the car."

Japan said, "I'll be the top hat."

Russia claimed Professor Plum, America claimed John Greene, England Colonel Mustard, and China the steamship.

"I'll go first!" America rolled the die and moved his piece forward. Russia went, then England, Japan, China, France, and last but not least Germany.

After three more turns per person, America succeeded in entering a room. "I think it was Colonel Mustard in the library with the pistol!"

"Nein. It was not with a pistol, or in the library…or Colonel Mustard."

"I think it was Ms. Scarlet with the pipe in the kitchen!"

"Sorry, it wasn't her…er…him."

"Ohonhonhon! I think it was Mr. Car in the diningroom with a rope!"

"Nein."

"Hai, it was not Mr. Car…er…what?"

Eventually they made it past three games. First it was John Greene with the dagger in the billiard room, then it was Mr. Car in the library with the pistol, then it was Professor Plum in the kitchen with the pipe.

All yawned and went to bed, except for America who wrote a note and left it in the country of the day's bedroom. Who is it?

*audience applause XD* Just joking XD Anywho, let me know what you think!