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Organic Labor Induction

In the four months since the Fire Pit had opened most, if not all, of the firemen had been stopping in for a beer when their 24 hour shifts end at seven in the evening. Alice enjoyed listening to their crazy stories about past fires, firehouse pranks, and actually climbing up a ladder to get the mayor's daughter's kitten out of a tree.

As Sam and several other firemen dragged themselves into the bar at 7:45, Alice knew they had been double teaming with the oncoming shift on a fire. She called over to them. "Give me two minutes and I will have your beers ready. I didn't want them to get warm."

Sam, behaving like the gentleman that he always has been, ambled over to help carry the drinks to his firemen brothers.

"Sam, how's Emily doing? She didn't sound too good on the phone this morning. She kept insisting everything was fine. I am just worried about her and my latest excuse for shopping." Alice asked concerned about her friend and Sam's wife.

"She and the baby are doing pretty well. She has to stay off her feet until she delivers though. The baby accidently cracked a rib with her foot." Sam answered shaking his head at his stubborn wife and his unborn child's accident.

"She only has about two weeks left. At least, it isn't too much longer."

"Yeah, but Emily is very independent and hates being stuck in bed. Plus, her mother arrived yesterday morning to help which is driving Emily's stress level up."

"I will get her greasy favorites ready for you take home as long as you promise to call me when she goes into labor." Alice said laughing at the mental image of her friend who is always on the move having to stay still. After Alice gave Sam the beers, she popped her head in the kitchen and asked the chef to get a sampling of greasy food for Sam to take home in ten minutes.

Suddenly, Alice remembered something that could help Emily with her bed rest situation. She called to Sam and excitedly waved him over to the bar. "Hey, do you remember Emily and I talking about the rough pregnancy my college roommate, Bella, had?" He stared into space for a second before slowly nodding his head yes. "When Bella was about two weeks away from her due date, her obstetrician told her to have a lot of sex to increase the chance of inducing early labor naturally. The moment she and her husband got home, they started doing it like rabbits. She went into labor and had her little girl within forty-eight hours of that doctor's appointment."

"Are you serious?" He asked excitedly. Alice nodded giggling at his excitement. "Be quick with the food then, woman. I have a wife to get home to. Plus, now I have an excuse to send my mother-in-law to a late dinner and a movie."

"Mary Alice Cullen, what did you do? Why are you handing out relationship advice?" Chief Carlisle Cullen, not Alice's daddy, barked as he slammed the door of the bar open and strolled into the bar.

Not exactly sure what he which advice he was talking about, Alice attempted to play innocent. "Hello, Daddy! How are things at the firehouse today?"

"Don't you 'Hello, Daddy' me!" He grumbled reaching the bar and taking his I-am-in-charge stance that has been in many newspaper picture of him in charge at fires.

"What are you grumbling about now, Chief Cullen?" Alice mocked. "Is this because you finally realized I helped mom talk you into redoing the kitchen?"

"No, this is not about the kitchen. This is about you giving Sam sex advice. I cannot believe that my little girl told Sam to have sex with Emily right after his last shift." He thought for a second before saying, "Though I am not happy about the kitchen thing either now that I know that you betrayed me again."

"First of all, Daddy, I am not a little girl and I didn't betray you! I just helped to make your life simpler and less combative by making mom happy." She said getting him a glass of her pomegranate juice because she knew he was still on duty. "As for Sam and his wife having sex, I don't see how the concerns either of us."

"It concerns me when he has to leave in the middle of his shift almost two weeks before his wife's due date because my daughter encouraged him to fuck his wife like a rabbit."

"I would never encourage Sam to fuck his wife like a rabbit. Emily is one of my best friends. However, I did tell him what Bella's doctor told her when she was impatient for her delivery date." Alice said defending herself. She placed her hand over her father's on the edge in the bar. "Emily was in pain and placed on bed rest, Dad. Her little girl, Leah, broke her rib. Wouldn't you have done everything possible if I had done that to mom?"

He took a drink of his juice. "I hate it. I absolutely hate it when you and your mother use logic against me." Then, his cell started ringing and he answered it quickly. "Shit! There is a fire out in the woods ten miles outside of town. Forks and the Reservation guys are coming over to help. I hope that Edward kid is driving their truck tonight. He has even more of a lead foot than you." He said in a rush before kissing his daughter's forehead and jogging to the door. "Call your mom and tell her I won't be home until late tomorrow or even the next day."

Author's Note~

I rewrote parts of the last post with some very helpful information from MEINWPG. She helped me a lot with the information she gave me.

This post is a little bit of filler. Normally, I don't like these kinds of posts, but it helps set up the next couple.

FYI, my daughter really did crack three of my ribs during my pregnancy. My doctor did tell me to try having lots of sex to induce labor before they had to try drugs.

Let me know what you think: like, love, or hate!

~KaliCali77