This is the second episode of Total Drama Unearthed! I hope you like it!

Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama or Hello Kitty in any way.

"GOOD MORNING CAMPERS!", The megaphones blared, undoubtedly Chris's voice. "RISE AND SHINE! AND NO, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S 5:30 IN THE MORNING, BECAUSE WE HAVE AN EXTRA SPECIAL CHALLENGE FOR YOU!"

Swinging Monkey's cruddy cabin

The campers rose from their beds. Taya accidentally hit her head on the bottom of the top bunk in surprise. "Ow!", she said, wincing in pain.

Confessionals (Taya): "Back home, my sister always woke me up at 4:00 or something, hoping to get to her pageant early. This is kind of sleeping in for me.", the clever female rebel said.

Confessionals (Sunny): "Waking up in the morning to a sadistic host who has a megaphone? Ya'll might have been hoping to get into Total Drama, but I'm purdy sure this isn't how ya wanna be woken up.", she says.

Wiley Woodpecker's Spa hotel

All the campers rose from their beds, groaning. "I need my beauty sleep!", Rose said. "Why did Chris have to wake us up so early in the morning?", Ron yelled. "Stop yelling!", Dee yelled angrily.

Confessionals (Dee): "I can't stand my cabin mates! Ron snores like a pig, and Andrew sleeps next to his motorbike. HIS MOTORBIKE!", Dee says angrily.

"CAMPERS! YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO MAKE IT TO THE CLEARING IN THE WOODS! IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY ELIMINATED!"

All of the campers hurried to the clearing, moaning and groaning. "I have a VERY special challenge for you campers today. Of course, I already mentioned it. I just can't get it out of my head! It's going to be hilarious! For me, not for you.", Chris says. He then laughs maniacally.

Confessionals (Jessica): "I'm pretty sure maniacal laughs means something bad is going to happen.", she says.

"For today's challenge, I prepared a special treat for you all. You get free stuff!", Chris said, as a helicopter drops a load of wood, metal and other junk. Everyone cheered except for Ron and Sunny. "Of course, you're going to have to use that free stuff to cross a dangerous river. "What's so dangerous about a river?", Flint asked. "Oh, this isn't just any river. It's a river of acid!", Chris said, laughing maniacally once more, to reveal a river glowing a sickly green.

Confessionals (Hailey): "Chris can't do this to us. Right?"

Confessionals (Flint): "According to every known law about teens, acid, and rivers, this is definitely not legal.", he said.

"You see, after Revenge of the island, I sort of lied. There are still PLENTY of hazards on the island for you campers to enjoy.", Chris says. "Here's the challenge. Everyone on your team will split into three groups of two. The Wiley Woodpeckers will need one group of three. The first group to try to cross needs to use the house-making materials from last season, which may contain some surprises, to make a bridge. On the other side there are 3 keys, embedded with the animal of your team. Each group must take ONLY one key, or the group will be automatically eliminated. Once you get back to the other side, you must race to your cabin or hotel, and put your key in the safe that I've hidden." "I was wondering why that was in there.", Kayla said. "Um, yeah. Once there are 3 keys, the last group must retrieve the golden statue of my head. The first team to bring me the golden statue wins immunity. The other team will be taking the floaty of shame.", Chris says. "Here are the groups; For the Swinging Monkeys, the groups are: Zoe and Taya, Sunny and Maddie, and AJ and Flint. For the Wiley Woodpeckers, the groups are: Dee and Andrew, Jessica, Hailey and Rose, and finally, Ron and Kayla. The groups go in that order. Any questions?", Chris asks. "Yeah, I got a question? Do we have to do this?", Hailey asked. "No, not unless you want to take the floaty of shame...WITH EZEKIEL!", Chris says, laughing maniacally. "GO!"

Zoe, Taya, Andrew, and Dee race to the pile. Andrew and Dee get there first, riding on Andrew's motorbike. "You snooze, you lose!", Dee yells at Zoe and Taya. "Oh come on! They get to use motorbikes!?", Taya says. Dee and Andrew make a crate out of wood to hold the bridge building supplies, while Zoe and Taya are continuously rushing back and forth to get supplies. Zoe and Taya grab the last load, as Dee and Andrew finish tying the crate to the motorbike. Dee and Andrew ride the motorbike all the way to the river, carrying the crate with them.

Both teams start building. Team Wiley Woodpeckers bridge is being sturdily built with wood, while team Swinging Monkeys is hurriedly placing down pieces of wood relatively high up, and nailing them together. "Are we there yet?", Taya asks, not being able to see the end of the river from behind Zoe. "We'll get there when we get there.", said Zoe absentmindedly. "Come on, the girls are making it faster!", Andrew said. "Calm down, Andy.", Dee said. "No one calls me Andy!", Andrew yells at Dee. "Sheesh…", Dee says. Team Swinging Monkeys' bridge makes it 3/4ths of the way to the other side of the river, while team Wiley Woodpeckers' bridge is only halfway there. "Are we there yet?!", Taya asks impatiently. "Acid we'll get there when we get there.", Zoe says. She then laughs at her own pun. "The Swinging Monkeys are the first team to reach the other side!", Chris yells through his megaphone. "Oi!. We're right here, you know.", Ron says. "I've got the key!", Taya yells. Team Wiley Woodpeckers finishes building their bridge. "Did you have to bring the motorbike along?", Dee asks Andrew. "You'll find out why soon enough.", Andrew says to Dee. Dee grabs the key and hops on Andrew's motorbike. The two boys arrive at the hotel first, being closely followed by the girls. Dee and Andrew rush up the stairs, frantically looking for the safe, while the girls have no trouble finding it, because their cabin is so small.

Sunny and Maddie and Jessica, Hailey, and Rose all run to cross their respective team's bridges. Sunny, however, carries a monkey wrench. "Let's make things a little bit more "Interesting" for the other team.", Sunny says. She then throws the monkey wrench at the weakest support beam in the other team's bridge. It snaps. Both teams arrive at the other side and grab a key, while Zoe and Taya come back first, being closely followed by Andrew and Dee on the motorbike. "Come on, come back!", Kayla yells. "We're not going to wait forever."

Both teams rush back into the woods, while Ron, Kayla, AJ, and Flint run across. "We're ahead!", Kayla yells. Like Sunny, Ron also has a surprise in his pocket. He throws the brick at the base of the other side of the Swinging Monkey's bridge.

Confessionals (Ron): "I saw what Sunny did. No girl is going to get the best of me. Except for maybe Maddie." Ron sighs like he's in love.

Come on, Flint, they're already ahead! AJ writes on his board. "On it, agent A", Flint says. They finally reach the other side, but AJ accidentally steps on the spot where the brick landed, and the bridge starts floating to the side. Flint sees this, and with the key in his hand, he jumps on top of it.

Confessionals (Flint): It was like a real James Bond movie moment. He's my idol, you know."

Ron and Kayla are running back to the other side, neck and neck with Flint. Both bridges collapse at the same time, causing Flint, Ron and Kayla to fall into the river. "What the? Green dye?", Kayla says, confused. "SWIM!", Jessica yells at Ron and Kayla. Flint, Ron, and Kayla start swimming to the other side. Kayla and Flint arrive at the other side first, just as the other groups are coming from their cabin and hotel. "Come on, Kayla, go! I'll stay here", Ron yells. Flint and Kayla are neck and neck, racing back to their cabin and motel. They arrive there at the same time, and go into their housing with their keys. Flint comes out first with the golden Chris head, and is coming up on the clearing, being closely followed by Kayla. "Throw it to me Kayla, throw it to me!", Ron yells. Kayla throws the statue way too short, it breaking into pieces upon hitting the ground. "NOOOOOOO!", Dee yells in frustration. Chris receives the statue from Flint. "THE SWINGING MONKEYS WIN!", Chris declares.

Elimination ceremony

Alright, Woodpeckers, you've cast your votes. The people who are safe are: Dee, Andrew, Jessica, Hailey, and Rose. Kayla, you're on the chopping block for throwing my head way too short, and making it shatter. Ron, you're on the chopping block for not being there for Kayla in her time of need, and for missing the catch. One of you has four votes, the other has three. And the person going home is… Kayla. "I'll miss you guys…but not really.", Kayla says. She then gets into the Hello Kitty pool floaty, and gets flung away. "Who will be sent home next time? Will someone ever take the Ezekiel of shame? And will anyone find out about Ron and Sunny? Find out next time here on TOTAL! DRAMA! UNEARTHED!", Chris says, smiling at the camera.

Well, that's it for episode two I guess. Tell me what you thought of the elimination, and what you thought about your character. And most importantly, tune in next time to see who gets eliminated here on Total Drama Unearthed!

-Curcle