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Chapter 4: Don't assume!

Sakura pulled all the C.D.'s out from under it, they all seemed to have cases, even the burned ones. Sakura put them all around her, Deidara finally returned, looking at her like she was crazy. He sat next to her with an eyebrow raised. "What do you plan on doing, un?" He asked.

"Putting them back, can you put one in pollleeeessseee?" Sakura asked. He rolled his eyes and grabbed a random burned C.D. then he put it in the D.V.D. player he got and waited till it started playing 'Hospital' from 'The Used'

"Okay then, un" Deidara and Sakura put the burned C.D.'s in a pile and the ones that had been bought in a different.

"You like rock?" Sakura asked, shoving a Linkin Park C.D. in his face.

"Un, what type do you like, un?" He asked.

"Same, what's your Fave band?" Sakura asked.

"Currently Evansblue, you un?" Deidara asked as his features turned to her.

Sakura thought about it as she started putting the burned C.D.'s away. "Either Flyleaf or Sugarcult, what's your fave song?" Sakura asked as the song changed to 'Beg' By 'Evansblue.'

Deidara handed Sakura a few more C.D.'s, they both blushed madly when their hands touched, they looked away from each other to hide their embarassment. "Time Is running out, you un?" Deidara asked as Sakura continued putting more away.

"She's the blade" Sakura responded, starting to put the other C.D.'s away.

Another song played and they finished putting the C.D.'s away, Sakura sighed and stood up, Deidara disappeared somewhere and Sakura felt nervous. Then there was a knock on the door, Sakura froze in place…should she answer it, Deidara came back and went to the door, opening it slightly to peek out but then the door swung open by the person outside.

Sakura blinked watching Deidara stumble backwards a little, she snickered and a lady with long brown hair came in. Sakura thought she might be in her late twenties, she kinda felt jealous, it might be Deidara's girlfriend. Deidara went wide-eyed…oh god.

"Deidara! Why didn't you open the door all the way?" The lady complained, then she glanced over at Sakura and had an evil grin while she looked back over at Deidara who froze in place, still wide-eyed.

"N-No! It's not what you think, un!" Deidara nearly yelled.

The lady went over to Sakura and lifted Sakura's chin with her index finger, who was this woman? Sakura got a way better look at the lady, wavy brown hair, sunglasses on, a tan dress with a brown belt wrapped around her waist, and a brown purse handing over her right shoulder. The lady circled Sakura once and then looked at Deidara.

"How was it?" The lady asked. Deidara fell to the ground.

"You can't be serious, un!" Deidara retorted.

"I am serious" She said and put a hand on her hip, the other was holding her purse. "How long have you known her?"

"I've known him since yesterday…" Sakura said in a questioning gaze.

"It only took you that long?! I am impressed!" The lady said. "My Deidara got laid! I am so proud!" The lady said clapping her hands.

Sakura choked on air and she went wide-eyed, if she would've known what the lady meant, she won't have spoken. Deidara looked at Sakura and quickly got her water, he brought it to her and she drank it as if she were hadn't drank in days.

"Okaa-san! No, I didn't get laid, why do you have to bring that up, un!?" Deidara asked.

"You better hurry your sorry ass up, I want grand children!" The lady said.

"Why did you assume that?" Asked Sakura.

"You have his clothes on, and your in his house…" She started "Deidara!" She moaned angrily "Your still a virgin?!" She scream-asked out. Sakura looked at Deidara who was blushing and she laughed.

"Then tell me, un. Have you got laid, un?" Deidara asked Sakura.

Sakura glared at him "Of course not." She replied.

"Then don't laugh at me! I can't help my mom wanting grand-kids!" Deidara had a pout face.

"You look like a cute couple, now would you please make me grand-babies?!" The lady asked, doing the puppy dog face.

Both Deidara and Sakura blushed madly, they couldn't help it either. Sakura never guessed his mom would ask him for grand-children…with her! "Mom! I've only known her 1 day!" Deidara said.

"Why is she here anyways…Ack! never mind, I gotta go, here…I brought you your check" His mother reached in her purse and handed something to Deidara. "Who know's maybe you'll get laid tonight" Then she left leaving a stunned and blushing Sakura and a blushing Deidara who closed the door.

"Sorry, un. She's desperate, un" Deidara said. "I won't do anything, I swear, un." He replied.

"It's okay" Sakura said as she looked to him. Sakura put the water down and bit her lip in pain, she still had the sore on her thigh.

"You ok, un?" Deidara asked.

"I have a sore on my thigh…hurts a lot" Sakura said.

"Oh, I didn't notice, un" He said and reached up into a cabinet in the kitchen and pulled out hydrogen peroxide. Deidara grabbed a paper towel and came over to her. "Do you want to do it, un? I am a guy" Deidara asked.

"I don't think I can reach it" Sakura complained and pouted. "It's on the back of my thigh, low"

"At least I'm not sex-crazed, un!" Deidara retorted.

Sakura sighed "I know, I know" Sakura replied.

"Why don't you lay on the couch, un?" He asked, Sakura complied and laid down on her stomach on the couch.

"Not taking off my, err…your shorts" Sakura complained.

"Awww…I would tie you up and make you my little toy, un" Deidara joked, Sakura glared at him. Deidara crouched down by the side of her thighs. "Which one, un?" Deidara asked.

"Left" Sakura laid her head on her arms, facing him.

Deidara leaned over her right leg and pulled slightly at the fabric that covered her left thigh, Sakura tensed slightly but relaxed. Deidara pulled it up, it was pure silence, enjoyed silence.

"That's pretty bad, un" He said truthfully. "What happened?"

"I think he had a knife and he cut me while…" Sakura didn't want to finish.

"I get it, one second, it might tingle or…burn, un" Deidara smiled.

"Oh shut-up! I've had worse" Sakura started, but as soon as he mixed the chemical with her closed cut, it started to burn. Sakura let in a hissful breath "Ok, owie" She mumbled.

"Tch, I didn't lie, un" Deidara smiled, he leaned his chin on her right leg as he applied medicine to the left leg, Sakura didn't care. Deidara started to put on Neosporin that Sakura didn't even know he had. Sakura whimpered lightly. "And you've had worse?" He asked.

"I'll show you when we're done." Sakura mocked and he started putting a band-aid on it, Sakura hated Band-aids too. As soon as he finished, he pulled her up to stand next to him.

"I still don't think you've had worse" He joked, he always tried to lighten up things, most times it worked.

"Tch" Sakura pulled at the short she wore, lightly. Only revealing a bit of skin on her left hip. Her hip bone had a little 2 inch scar, only a thin line of the scar, which always left a little tone of a different skin color. "Beat that" Sakura mocked.

Deidara kneeled and with his pointer finger, he traced her scar. Sakura yelped "Sorry, does it still hurt, un?" He asked.

"No!!! That was like 4 years ago! Your hands are freezing" Sakura pulled at her pants slightly and let them cover the scar and she pulled down her shirt, smiling.

"It's getting late already, un?" Deidara commented as he stood up and faced his watch.

"Hmm, what time is it?" She asked.

"Around 6, we spend a lot of time organizing CD's, un" Deidara blinked.

"Well it's still pretty late, I'll admit" Sakura pointed out. "Between waking up, making breakfast, your mom coming over for like ever and organizing CD's and then putting that stuff on my leg and blah blah, point is, we had a long day" Sakura smiled.

"You can stay here, un…as long as you…need" Deidara mumbled as he went into the Kitchen, in reality...they had omelet for lunch and all.

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