POTF: …..
TGOMO: …..
POTF: … What do I say to make them not beat me and throw my ass out the window?
TGOMO: Beats me… I SAID BEATS! NOT BEAT! DON'T GET ANY IDEAS!
Man-Hobo: And here is where they start to profusely apologize.
POTF: I HAVE NO EXCUSE BECAUSE I HAVE HAD THIS DRAFT WRITTEN FOR TWO YEARS!
TGOMO: SCREW THAT FACT! WE HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED THIS IN ALMOST A YEAR! DEAR GOD WE'RE SORRY PEOPLE! DON'T KILL US! SEE? WE FINALLY UPDATED! 8D … ._.'AD H
POTF: SHUT YOUR MOUTH FOOL! TOO MANY MORE APOLOGIES, AND WE WILL BE HOLDING THEM FROM THEIR PRECIOUS CRA-I MEAN… LAWLZ… LULZ…? LULZ?
TGOMO: WHO CARES? AND WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPS?
POTF: What are you talking about?
TGOMO: … I hate you sometimes.
READERS: GET ON WITH IT!
Both: ._.
Disclaimer: Our top story tonight: MK has added another plot twist to Naruto! POTF and TGOMO now have Naruto in their grasps!
-paper airplane flies in-
Breaking news! We have just received an important announcement! This just in... Another plot chicken has been hatched. MK once again owns Naruto. –angrily shreds paper-
SG: Two villages, both alike in dignity, in fair Naruto-verse where we lay our scene…
TG: -smacks- Shut up! We're in Ninja Village! They'll hear you!
SG: Fine…and would it kill you to let me go to Suna first? I'm rather hungry, and I have a hunk of man meat to catch...
TG: …Um… sure… just don't intentionally kill anyone…
SG: NO PROMISES! AWAY! –flies away upon a unicorn-
TG: MEET ME IN KONOHA!
SG: WHATEVER!
-SG walks into the lobby of the palace in Suna in a masquerade mask-
Guard: … Do you have an appointment?
SG: Yes. It's very important. –grins-
Guard: Okay… Who are you then?
SG: -walks up to the guard, stands on her tiptoes to reach his face, and a creepy grin grows on her face- Your worst nightmare~ -shoots sedatives into his veins, watches him fall, steals his headband, shoves the body in a closet, and walks off to the Kazegage Office-
-finds his door-
SG: Knock knock!
Gaara: Umm… Come in…
SG: -opens door- Hi!
Gaara: … -twitch- Do you have your report on the situation in Konoha?
SG: Yes my love. –inches closer-
Gaara: What?
SG: What? –close to him- I said I have it…-hands him sealed paper-
Gaara: … Okay… -opens it-
-dust cloud comes out of paper and Gaara passes out-
SG: He's here… Knocked out… On his desk… So many possibilities! –eyes tear up- How long have I waited for this moment? –shrugs- Sexy fun timez later… -dumps sand out of his gourd and shoves him in it-
-IN KONAHA-
Guard: Why do you have Kazekage Gaara's gourd?
SG: I'm the royal gourd cleaner…
Guard: –shrugs and walks away-
SG: That was easy… -spots TG- HEY! SKANK!
Sakura: -turns around- What?
SG: Uh… Not you…
TG: WHORE!
SG: You have Kakashi already?
TG: Yup! Took all of 10 seconds. All I needed was some porn and one of those little thingies that you put in cards that make music when you open it. I modified it to spray mists of chloroform.
SG: Wow. I respect you on a deep level, man.
TG: I see you have Gaara there. –points to gourd-
SG: No, these are my groceries. –narrows eyes-
TG: Alrighty then! That answers that question. Now for Sasuke and Naruto.
SG: Haha… Sasgay.
TG: Nice. Now how are we gonna find that queer pirate?
SG: Confucius say; where there is Naruto, there is secret love shrine dedicated to Sasuke.
TG: Right-o, my good sir!
-hop in bat mobile-
Naruto: Um… Can I help you?
-two girls with masquerade masks and curly q mustaches standing at door-
TG: Yes; hello! We are here for the surprise apartment inspection!
N: I've never had inspections before...
SG: It's a fairly new thing.
N: Alright... Come in... I guess.
TG: Now where might your vegetable cabinet be?
N: Might I ask why that is important?
SG: You like your luscious blonde hair, correct?
N: This way... –points to small door under sink-
TG: -whispers- We've got him now~
SG: -giggles-
N: W-what do you need to see my veggies for?
SG: Why so suspicious? Are you hiding something? A love-shrine perhaps? –gets in his face-
N: -face turns red- N-noooo….
TG: Funny. Not what it looks like behind the carrots. Ew, they're growing little white hairs…
N: -face is sooooo red-
SG: -hits over head with frying pan- Any Sasuke DNA in there?
TG: I found a lock of his hair tied with a pink bow…
SG: PERFECT! Give me a piece!
TG: -plucks hair from bundle and hands over-
SG: -shoves in DNA tracker- Let's find this bitch.
-enter TG and SG on flying unicorn into a desert-
TG: Sources indicate that he is in that mansion right over there!
SG: QUICK! Ring the bell and get out of the way!
TG: -rings bell and runs away giggling-
Sasuke: -opens door-
SG: -shoots him in face with dart gun- BINGO!
Sasuke: Wha- -passes out-
-GIANT BOOM-
TG: What the?
SG: Holy Hell…did that come from the mansion next door?
U.S. Navy Seals: WE GOT HIM!
-look next door at Navy Seals Dragging away Osama's body-
TG: Wow. Two birds with one stone…
SG: -tears of joy-
TG: -straps Sasuke on unicorn- Let's get the math outta here.
N: SASUKE! I finally found you, thanks to these- -WHACK-
TG: -hit him with frying pan- That ought to hold him.
SG: 12 down, 4 more to go! –high five-
TG: -high five- Let's go! -swings Naruto over shoulder-
-all fly off on unicorn-
A/N
There. Rejoice. We will try to get the next one out sooner, we swear. Should be easier because it is Summer Break! Regardless of the fact that we both have AP homework. But after the kidnapping it should be a piece of cake. ALSO, WE NEED YOU TO TELL US SOME GOOD COMPETITION IDEAS! Please PM one of us, or post it on a review! We love reviews! Tata for now!