Dear Diary,
She came and I really don't like her. Her voice is too high. She treated me like I was some idiot and she was way too close to Daddy.
She kept calling me "Sugar." I am not some kind of food. So she tried to be nice I think and made lunch. It was some kind of black thing that smelled funny. It looked worse then the time I put an egg and cup ramen with no water in the microwave. Let's just say Daddy found the newest thing to scare people with.
I didn't want to eat so I pushed it away. They didn't even notice. I glared angrily still didn't notice. I even started tapping at the table with the fork and knife. Nothing.
I puffed my cheeks out, nothing. So I poured my food into the trashcan, and left.
"I'm done!"
"That's good, darling." Daddy said but kept looking at her.
I went into Daddy's room and took a ball that makes a person freeze in place. But then I thought Daddy will get mad if I do that and it's extremely scary when that happens. So I put it back.
I tried to think of a way to make Daddy stop being with her. I knew he liked her a lot so maybe if I'm lucky as he gets to know her. He won't like her and then be normal again.
I went back outside and went to my room and packed a bag of clothes, toothbrush, the essentials, and I went back out.
"Daddy I'm going to Uncle's!" I yelled to him as I was heading out of the front door. No response.
I pouted again and went out. Hey I did tell him where I'm going. So I went outside and down the hill to the enormous gate. I unlatched it and pushed then I locked it and headed toward Uncle Harvey's place.
Daddy says when in doubt choose the less crazy one.
So when I was walking a car passed by. It was the neighbor's , and when I say neighbor I mean the guy who lives on the other huge hill a couple miles away from us. If I remember correctly I think his was Bruce something. I don't remember. I waved to him and he looked at me and waved a little, then kept driving.
A while later when I got into the city, I remember that I forgot I was supposed to call Uncle Harvey first before I go visit him. I stopped at the sidewalk and went into the building closest to me. It was a bank. So I went inside and there were these three men in black masks pointing guns at the people. I thought they may let me borrow a phone.
I went to the guy closest to the door and I tugged onto his sweather. He looked at me in surprise.
"Can I please use your phone?" The guy stared for a bit but pulledd out his phone and gave it to me. I punched in Uncle Harvey's phone number.
"Hello?"
"Uncle Harvey can I please come over?"
"Sure."
"Also can you please pick me up?"
"Where are you?"
"Hold a sec." I tapped to the guy again. "Which bank is this?"
The guy replied "Gotham National."
"Thank you." I said to him then I told Uncle Harvey.
"What! Okay I'll be right there." and he hung up. I handed the phone back to the guy and thanked him.
Another guy noticed what I was doing and yelled at the guy who let me borrow his phone. Here this is easier to explain Guy A is the one with the phone. Guy B is the guy yelling, and Guy C is the other one pointing his gun at the clerk.
So Guy A was telling him what I did and Guy B said some very nasty words that Daddy would have killed him if he heard them being said in front of me. Guy A then started to yell back and a while after asked me to sit down with the other people against the wall. Guy A and B started yelling at each other again then Guy C yelled at both of them to be quiet.
A couple minutes later, Guy C got a couple bags of money and told the other guys to go. As they headed to the door, Uncle Harvey was standing there with two of his associates behind him.
The guys were really scared. Uncle Harvey looked around the room and saw me. Then he got really angry and told his associates to handle the guys. Uncle Harvey went to me, the other people fidgeted and paled.
"You okay?"
"Yep. One those guys lent me his phone to call you." I stood up and pointed at the guy.
"Okay. Seriously how did you walk into a bank robbery?"
"I needed to borrow a phone and this was the closest place."
Uncle Harvey sighed and then held my hand.
"Come let's go." he then told his associates to tie the guys up and then go.
So we left in Uncle's car, then a few minutes later police passed us. Wow they took a long time.
I just put my head on Uncle's shoulder and fell asleep.
