*Quick Random Moment*
*Amber walks in James' room and sees him walking to her*
*once facing each other, they both begin to waltz with each other*
*Both look at each and lean in for a kiss when Miranda walks in and see them*
Miranda: If you guys are gonna kiss each other, make a Fanfiction account and go to PM's!
Isiah: What up? Isiah and Tom here!
Tom: How goes it, Fanfiction! The fiction for fans!
Isiah: Right. And welcome back to Isiah02's Royalty Rules. We decided to update something that hasn't been updated in a while so here's this.
Tom: Boy do we have some fun and exciting rules for this set.
Isiah: We sure do Tom. Now without further ado, let's get started.
Rule 31. If someone wants to take a bath, let them.
Isiah: Oh my God, why can people let others be when it comes to baths? Just watch.
*the royal family are having dinner*
Miranda: *gets finished eating* Well I think I'm going for a bath now.
Amber: Eww, mother! Don't take a bath, take a shower!
Miranda: What's wrong with taking a bath?
Amber: You sit in your own filth.
Roland: Amber, if your mother wants to take a bath, that's her business.
Amber: But daddy-
Roland: Amber, enough.
Amber: *sigh* Okay.
Tom: Maybe some people have something against dirty people.
Isiah: If by someone, you mean Amber, who has a lot against dirt, then yes.
Rule 32. If you're going to do a Try Not to Laugh Challenge, be prepared to fail.
Cedric: Seriously, why can't you guys accept the fact that you're not gonna pass a Try Not to Laugh Challenge?!
Tom: Don't look at us dude. We just watch those just to get a good laugh.
Cedric: You guys, yes. But I was talking about the royals.
Tom: Oh yeah.
*James and Roland are watching an Avalor version of Try Not to Laugh*
Roland: Now remember James, no matter what happens, don't laugh.
James: *keeps a straight face* Got it dad.
*Roland plays the video*
Princess Elena: *in the video* Since I'm the new crown princess, I would like to say one thing. *in a demon voice* Fuck Queen Shuriki! She's the biggest whore in the whole world!
*Roland and James bust out laughing for a while before realizing what happened*
James: Aww, not another one!
Roland: That's got to be the 150th one we failed straight. We're NEVER going to pass a challenge!
James: Well we have to keep trying.
Cedric: NO! STOP TRYING! THEY'RE IMPOSSIBLE!
Isiah: Cedric. There's no point anymore. They're gonna have to realize it themselves.
Cedric: *sigh* Fine.
Rule 33. No standing up to Amber.
*everyone looks at Isiah*
Isiah: What?
Tom: Explain this rule since you had the idea for it.
Isiah: Oh yeah. Here's why you don't stand up to Amber. After you said the stuff you wanted to say about her, she'll cry and run away while you look at her with no remorse in you. Then after a few days, you'll start to feel that remorse coming and then, you want to apologies to her.
Tom: Yeah, just take a look at-
Isiah: Bro, no. No you don't!
Tom: I'm showing the example.
Isiah: NO THE HELL YOU DON'T!
Tom: Shut up and let me show the example!
Isiah: *sigh* Fine.
*Isiah is trying to play GTA V on his PlayStation 4 when he realizes it's broken. He gets angry and throws the controller on the ground*
Isiah: I swear to God, what happened to my PlayStation 4?!
Amber: *walks in* Isiah?
Isiah: *glares at Amber* You wanna explain this?
Amber: Oh, uh, it was an accident.
Isiah: *very angry* THIS IS THE SIXTH CONSOLE YOU'VE FUCKED UP IN UNDER TWO WEEKS!
Amber: I'm sorry-
Isiah: You're sorry? YOU'RE SORRY?! IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY TO ME?! YOU'VE BROKEN SIX OF MY GAMING CONSOLES IN UNDER TWO WEEKS!
Amber: *with tears in her eyes* Isiah-
Isiah: You know what, just shut your mouth! Shut your damn mouth! Do you think this is a joke?! Breaking other peoples' things!
Amber: Do you hate me?
Isiah: Gee, that's a good question, Amber. Let's see. Do I hate you- YES I MOTHERLOVING DO! I HATE YOUR FACE! I HATE YOUR GOWNS! AND I HATE YOUR DUMB, VAIN, AND SELFISH PERSONALITY! Just get the hell out of my room! I'm sick of looking at your damn selfish face, Amber! *sits on the bed*
*Amber runs off with many tears in her face*
Tom: That was low, even for you, dude. You better apologies.
Isiah: She'll get over it.
*a couple days later*
*Amber is in her room with still many tears when Isiah walks in*
Amber: What do you want?
Isiah: I came to say I'm sorry. I took all my anger out on you and I shouldn't had done that.
Amber: Okay!
*Isiah and Amber share a hug*
Isiah: But um, you do know that you're buying me a new console right?
Amber: Sure, whatever.
Rule 34. We're dead serious. DO NOT stand up to Amber.
*Sofia walks in the room*
Isiah: Oh hey, Sofia.
Sofia: Hi. I heard you had an outburst on my sister Amber.
Isiah: Yeah, I told her I was sorry.
Sofia: Yeah, you will be, after this.
*Sofia kicks Isiah in the stomach making him fall to the ground*
Sofia: That's for yelling at my sister!
Tom: Hey! Why'd you do that?!
*Sofia kicks Tom in the stomach making him fall to the ground*
Sofia: And that's for standing up for him! *walks away*
Rule 35. If you're looking for nightmares for days, do a Try Not to Get Scared Challenge.
Miranda: *sigh* I hate to say it but my husband had to do this for some reason.
Isiah: But he didn't get scared though.
Miranda: Yeah until nighttime came. He was up all night whimpering about demons. Just take a look at this example.
*Miranda is sleeping while Roland is hiding under the blanket*
Roland: *thinking* What if Baileywick's a demon? What if the kids are demons? What if Miranda's a demon? *gets from the blanket* Um, Miranda? Dear?
Miranda: *wakes up* Yes dear?
Roland: Listen. If you were a demon, you'd tell me, right?
Miranda: Honey, go to sleep. *goes back to sleep knowing that Roland won't sleep for anything*
Isiah: Man, I see now.
Miranda: I kept telling him to stop those challenges, but he won't listen to me.
Rule 36. No filling your stomach up with milk during meals.
Isiah: In case you guys are wondering, this rule was made mostly for James.
James: What? Why me?
Isiah: Dude, you chugged down a whole gallon of milk in one go! What kinda royal/normal person would do that?
Sofia: The results later were not pretty.
Amber: Yeah. He freaking vomited all over the bed.
James: It wasn't that big of a mess, Amber.
Amber: You keep telling yourself that when you go to sleep every night praying that the same thing won't happen again.
Rule 37. No wrestling in the castle.
Tom: Just watch these examples here.
*Cedric is walking around when James runs over and tackles him*
*Sofia and Amber rush over to the two*
Sofia: Let's triple power bomb him!
Cedric: NO! PLEASE DON'T!
*Sofia, Amber, and James lifts up Cedric and slams him down the stairs*
James: BRILLIANT!
*King Roland is walking around when Miranda appears from nowhere and gives him the RKO*
Roland: Goddamn it Miranda!
Tom: Yeah these guys go crazy when it comes to wrestling.
Isiah: Yeah, ain't that the truth. But Tom, I gotta tell you something. Listen carefully.
Tom: What?
*Isiah grabs Tom and performs the Stone Cold Stunner*
Isiah: YEET! *laughs and runs off*
Tom: You motherlover!
Rule 38. The ratatouille prank is banned.
Isiah: *sigh*
Tom: Oh my God. Yes, this stupid prank.
Gwen: *approaches the room* I hate this prank too.
Tom: Hey, Gwen. Where'd you come from?
Gwen: Oh I was out working on a new invention when I overheard you guys talking about the ratatouille prank. My papa did the same thing to me when I was little.
Isiah: Well what we have here, your father and the king was part of pulling it off. Just watch.
*The royal family(+Isiah, Tom, and Cedric) are having dinner*
Sofia: This is very delicious, Chef Andre.
Chef Andre: Thank you, Princess Sofia.
Cedric: What did you say this was again?
Chef Andre: It's my latest recipe called ratatouille.
Roland: *tries not to laugh*
Miranda: Rolie, are you okay?
Roland: *clears throat* Yes, dear, I'm fine. This meal is very tasty, Chef Andre.
Chef Andre: Thank you, your majesty. It has my secret ingredient inside.
Amber: What is it?
Chef Andre: *with a smirk* Dead rats.
*everyone gasps while Isiah and Tom throws their forks on their plates quickly*
Cedric: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Isiah: Yeah, dude, what the hell!
*Roland and Chef Andre burst out laughing*
Chef Andre/Roland: Gotcha! *continues to laugh*
Rule 39. If you play a video game for more than 2 hours, you'll be addicted to it.
Isiah: Man, did I learn this the hard way off the fandoms. James on the other hand...
*James is playing Saints Row 2 when King Roland walks in*
Roland: Son, you have to go to bed.
James: Can't I play for five more minutes?
Roland: Fine. Five more minutes, okay? *leaves the room*
*the next morning*
*Roland walks in to see James sleeping on the couch with his game controller in his hand*
Roland: Prince James!
James: *instantly gets up* Yes dad?
Roland: How long have you been on your game?
James: Uh, I don't know.
Isiah: Hmph. "I don't know," my ass. XD.
Rule 40. Beware the instant karma.
Isiah: You guys heard the saying, "Karma's a bitch, right?"
Tom: Yep.
Miranda: Uh-huh.
Roland: Several times.
Isiah: Good. Just making sure we're on the same page here.
*Cedric is showing Sofia a new magic spell*
Cedric: This spell is very cool. Watch closely. *takes out wand* Disappearo! *points wand at himself and smoke comes out and a moment later Cedric is then seen in his underwear making Sofia gasp and cover her mouth* What's wrong?
Sofia: You might wanna look down.
Cedric: *looks down and gasps loudly* Oh Merlin's mushrooms!
Isiah: Alright, everyone, there goes another set of rules for you. Hope you guys enjoyed it. Check out my latest lemon story called Cedric Returns the Favor if you haven't, I'm telling you, it's one of my best works.
Tom: Also don't forget to leave a nice review. No flames as always. More new stories and updates on the way. We love you guys, thanks for supporting us everyday. See y'all later. Holla at your boys! Yeah!
Isiah: Until next time.