Beyond the Night: Beyond the Fool
Bathroom Humor

"It is too bad Robin and Raven are not here to enjoy April Fools day with us." Starfire smiled at her to companions.

Beast Boy sighed. "Well, the team certainly isn't too thrilled about us pranking them, but then again, they're all sticks in the mud except for Robin."

"What about Kaldur? Kaldur is cool." Cyborg piped up.

"Please tell me you've not been hanging out with the enemy again." Beast Boy folded his thin green arms across his chest. "Need I remind you that guy stole the leadership position from Robin?"

Starfire hovered in the air. "Did Aqualad steal the position of leadership from Robin if Robin did not want said position in the first place?"

"Hell yeah!" Beast Boy threw his fist up into the air. "This April Fools, we're going to make them pay for making us Teen Titans look like fools."

Cyborg frowned. "I thought we were doing April Fools pranks as a bonding activity."

"That's what we want the adults to think and is what we'll blame everything on if the others should complain! Which they will! Because they're not cool like us!"

"They most certainly are not." Starfire continued hovering in the air. "What shall our next prank against…" The female alien did air quotes. "…the team be?"

"I think we should do a classic TP gag." Cyborg piped up, holding up his finger. "Particularly since I have a TP canon built in, but don't tell any of the adults that lest they think I'm super immature. It is simply used for purposes becoming of someone my age."

"Oh. I believe this is what is called a potty mouth joke, right?" Starfire clapped her hands."

Cyborg frowned. "Um, no. It's called bathroom humor."

"Close enough." Beast Boy shrugged his shoulders. "Hey, why don't you go and count the toilet paper we have to use." A giggled escaped his mouth. "Start in the boy's bathroom."

One of Cyborg's eyes shot up. "Wait."

"Okay."

"Hold on! I wasn't finished!" Beast boy continued laughing. "If one of the boy's walks in, you're to jump out of the stall and scream April Fools, okay?"

Starfire nodded her head and flew off. Cyborg sighed. "Okay. That is just so wrong."

"What?"

"Having her go into the boy's bathroom. Plus, doesn't she count toilet paper by the individual sheets."

"Yeah. Why was he doing that?"

"Something about school and math. I had something to do with wanting to annoy his teachers by doing a mathematical comparison of the amount of toilet paper on a toilet paper roll just because he could."

"So, his math class was doing bar graphs?" Beast Boy smiled. "I would have used toilet paper parts to illustrate the amounts."

"Yeah, I don't think that's what Robin was doing."

"Sure. You telling me Robin's mathlete? Nah. He just took the easy way out for homework. I do it all the time."

"You don't go to school."

"As I said, I do it all the time."