Me: Hey we're back!

Ichigo: Why did you read the story?

Me: Because they love your adventures, Now let's get out there.

Okay Ichigo It's time to investigate Toshiro.

"Why?"

I've been wondering this for the longest why's his hair white?

"I don't know maybe he was born that way" Ichigo said.

I don't think so. Hey there he is trail him!

Ichigo followed Toshiro into a dark back alley. He looked around nervously and put money into a dumpster and took out a bag. Toshiro opened it and inhaled deeply.

"Is that…crack!?" Ichigo said

Holy crap he does crack!

"I will look at these people the same way again" Ichigo said shuddering.

Wait a minute someone else is going in there.

Ichigo looked down to see Soi Fon walking in. Urahara walked out and they talked for a minute then Soi Fon handed over some pictures and Urahara paid her.

What on those pictures? Zoom! Zoom!

The camera zoomed in and revealed sexy pictures of Soi Fon and Yourichi.

"Whoa!" Ichigo said covering his eyes.

What are you gay?

I'm not gay but people shouldn't look at that stuff.

It's called porn. Go talk to Kon when you leave tonight

"What?"

Back to business. Hey where's Momo going in such a hurry?

She was running down the streets toward squad 4

"Yeah yeah I know the drill follow her" Ichigo said running after her.

Good dog

I'm not your dog!

Hey look she's meeting captain Unahona

Momo hugged the captain then they kissed passionately before going inside the squad 4 barracks. Ichigo walked away feeling dizzy.

Unahona and Momo who'd thought

"Can I go home?" Ichigo pleaded.

Nope. One more person then you can go.

Ichigo walked the streets until he was on the outskirts of the SS. He looked up and saw Chad in a clearing. Ichigo ducked down as Chad checked to see if anyone was there. He nodded and music from out of nowhere started playing.

"We're no strangers to love!
You know the rules and so do I
Every time I gotta give it up!
I start to think it should be any other time!
IIIIIIII I'm just tellin you how feelin! Sometimes I just give another try!
Never gonna give it up! Never gonna make you cry!
Never give gonna give it up and dessert you!"

Ichigo watched Chad sing this song and was impressed.

Wow didn't know he could sing like that

Me neither.

Okay that's a good day's work. Goodnight Ichigo

See ya.

Me: That's chapter 4. Now unless you ask I'm not going to do any sex jokes until chapter 6. Need a break from that stuff.

Ichigo:……

Me: Don't mind him. He got the talk from Kon today so he's still processing. It was the talk on what good porn was and what was bad. Isshin took care of the other talk. Read and Review!