It's gotten late outside so all four of us decided to settle down on the sofa and watch TV. We had trouble all fitting so I had Frisk on my lap, they were a small kid anyway. There was a romance movie on of course starring Mettaton. The movie was called Bolt in our stars but I wasn't really into it and neither was Sans, glad I had someone to share my opinions. It was too slow for my tastes and watching Mettaton in a dress still didn't make it any better.
"is it just me or is the acting a bit robotic?" Sans' voice came from next to me. I looked over at him while chuckling.
"eye see what you did there." I replied to him grinning, he wasn't the only punny one here.
"HUMAN. PLEASE DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM." Papyrus' voice came from the other side of Sans, I didn't even need to lean over to look to know that he's pouting.
"chill out bro, we're just having a pun time." Sans said looking over at Papyrus.
"well i found it humerus." I chuckled, now I could feel the rage coming off of Papyrus. I looked down at the kid who was trying to keep a stern face but I could see the twinges is the corners of their mouth.
"guess we'd better stop, don't want anyone to break a rib." I could see Sans grinning more as he watched the kid silently laughing.
"I'm sure it'll only be a hairline fracture." I said while rubbing the kid's hair.
"PLEASE. STOP." You could hear the annoyance in his voice now.
"what? getting bonely bro?" Sans and I started chuckling while the kid continued to laugh.
"i think he's just got a bone to pick with us." I wasn't going to let him outpun me.
"IF YOU DON'T STOP YOU'LL SLEEP IN THE HUMAN PRISON TONIGHT!" Paps was getting angry now. One more pun shouldn't hurt.
"tibia honest that wouldn't bother me." I said closing my eyes leaning back against the sofa.
"no skin of my nose." Darn Sans, we're just too pro at this.
I opened my eyes when I heard someone move. I looked up to see Paps standing in front of us, he looked mad. Sans and I glanced at each other and shrugged as we watched him pick Frisk up and gently placing them on the floor.
"THAT'S IT! IN THE CELL WITH BOTH OF YOU!" Papyrus shouted lifting us both over his shoulders. Both of us were stunned for a moment before grinning and giving each other thumbs up. Papyrus stomped out the front door with Frisk following before going into the garage and throwing us in.
"THERE. THIS IS YOUR ROOM FOR TONIGHT... SANS IS ALSO ALLOWED TO READ ME A BEDTIME STORY THOUGH BUT THAT IS AS LENIENT ENOUGH AS I CAN BE." With that he picked Frisk up and leaving, locking the door behind him.
Sans and I moved to the only comfy spot in the room, the small dog bed. We were only able to fit on it by sitting and even then we were half off of it.
"guess you can say we really rattled his bones." Sans said smirking at me. I was not going to lose.
"well just so you know I've got your back in this punishment." I replied smirking back at him. There was a pause for a moment before we both bursted out laughing.
The bed was a bit too uncomfortable so we decided to stand up.
"hey, want to eat at grillby's? my treat." He said shrugging at me.
"actually I think it's your tab's treat." I responded chuckling slightly. Not a moment later we teleported to Grillby's, looks like Frisk is reading to Paps tonight.