IM SORRYYYYYYY I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON I KNOW!
PLEASE FORGIVE ME *pull cutest puppy dog face I can muster* PLEEEAAASEEEE.
Alright I know none of you probably fell for my puppy dog eyes since I have blue eyes and not puppy dog brown, unless you count huskies (I LOVE HUSKIES).
But I am back and I will finish this book or suffer the consequences of my conscience biting me in the butt.
The chapters may be a bit shorter and slower since I will use my own mind and I have next to no imagination.
Ashclaw10: I will do those three couples for you cause I'm a bit of a fan of all three, but I'm not sure if I should do Ozzy or Nizzy.
DragonVenom15: Alright I might add couples or change some couples but I'm also a canon pairing supporter I have nothing against gwuncan but for you and your awesome profile pic no gwuncan.
Dreamer991: I'm gonna make all three seasons so Alejandro/Alejandra will come.
PowerinPink: Ok I won't change the part where Duncan\Dena owned the other team.
NTA FANFIC: HAHAHAHAHA Oh my god I would love to see what would happen if Duncan's girl form fell in love with Trent I wonder if Gwen would get jealous of her boyfriend falling for her ex-boyfriend.
Guest: I'm a Noah fan to but that might be because I'm really sarcastic and when I use sarcasm my voice goes really monotone like Noah's. I do like the idea of Nizzy but as I said to Ashclaw10 I'm not sure if I should do Ozzy or Nizzy because it's kind of split and I like both of them.
I OWN NOTHING
All right this episode will be fairly close to the real one.
Christine was standing at the dock, "last time on total drama island, the screaming gophers kicked but at the awakathon when Dena took a snooze on the can and the killer bass took their second loss in a row, harsh, Heathcliff orchestrated the first total drama island alliance by convincing Lewis and Blake to join forces with him, then pocketed Evans mp3 player and sat back to watch the fireworks, nicely played Heathcliff, nicely played, even though Evan could of pretty much kicked anyone's butt here in the end it was her temper that got him kicked off, he became the second camper to rock the boat of losers. Who will break the rules of their new alliance, will Glenn be able to stay awake until the end of the episode and who will take the next humiliating walk down the dock of shame, stay tuned for the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet on total drama island"
Theme song
All the campers were sitting at the main lodge, "Dena, you look like crap" Christine said will a massive grin.
"Stuff it" Dena glared at her then went back to sleep.
"Harriet snored all night" Curt said also looking like crap.
"Wooowhoowhoww, four nights with no sleep, how much are you hurting dude"
"Wanna find out" Dena said now extremely ticked off.
"No, no its cool, it's cool" the rest of Dena's team were hiding under the table, just then Harriet came through the door with a moustache drawn on her face with permanent marker, a series of ohhhhhh and gasps rang out through the lodge, Harriet strolled in like she was awesome and everyone was trying not to laugh, when she sat down they couldn't hold it in anymore and all cracked up.
"Ok what?" Harriet asked.
"Someone messed with your face" Georgie said.
Harriet looked at herself with the back of a spoon, "Hey who did this" she tried rubbing it off, then she glared at Dena, she looked like she was about to say something but Christine interrupted.
"Hey everyone, its Glenn" Glenn walked through the door looking like death and his team cheered.
Lewis looked at Justine confused, "Why are we clapping?"
Curt glared at them all.
Glenn slumped in his seat, "I'm so tired, I can't feel my face" then he face planted the table
*Static*
Curt: "We are so sucking right now, OK yes Evan was a psycho, but at least he was an athletic psycho"
*Static*
Heathcliff turned to Blake and Lewis, "so let's go over the rules one more timeNumber one: I am the captain of this alliance, so I get to make the rules. Number two?
"Breaking the rules can result in getting kicked out of the alliance?" Lewis smiled.
"Good. Number three: I can borrow any of your stuff without asking, but my stuff is strictly off-limits."
"I don't know about that last rule."
"That's cool. I can change it... I can also find someone else to take to the final three with me." They both shook their heads in fear, "good wanna have some fun" they nodded, Heathcliff turned to the other team, "Hey fish heads, way to kick out your strongest player, why don't you just give up now" He quickly moved to the side as a lump of food-ish stuff came flying towards his, instead of hitting him it hit Glenn, "missed me" he smiled.
Curt glared at Heathcliff and the fact that he missed.
"Ok campers, listen up, your next challenge begins in ten minutes and be prepared to bring it"
All twenty campers were standing on a dodge ball court, Dena walked through the room and fell onto the bench, "wake me up and it will be the last thing you do"
Curt rolled his eyes, "this is your entire fault you know you and your snoring face" he yelled at Harriet.
Harriet looked really hurt, "it's called a medical condition, GOSH"
Chef blew the whistle and looked at all the campers in descust, "Today's challenge is the classic game of dodge ball, the first rule of dodge ball is"
"Do not talk about dodge ball" Nora said, Owena laughed and she smiled at her.
"As I was saying if you get hit with the ball" She ditched the ball at Curt, which hit him hard in the nuts, Curt cringed in pain and fell to the floor, "you're out"
Curt glared up at Christine, "you can't do that'
She ignored him "if you catch the ball, the thrower gets sent out and the catcher gets to bring in another team member out on court"
"Throwing balls, gee, another mental ling challenging test" Nora said.
"I know, right" Lewis said and Nora looked at him worriedly then she and Owena looked at each other.
"Alright Georgie try to hit me, if your holding a ball, you could use it to deflect a ball but, if it knocks the ball out of your hands you're out" Christine explained.
Lewis looked confused, "So what do I do again when the ball comes at me"
"You dodge" when Christine said this Georgie threw the ball and Christine deflected it onto Lewis's forehead, "ohh you were supposed to dodge, do you want to get that checked"
"Oww, right and yes"
"OK, EMILE GET HERE NOW" She waited for a couple of seconds but no one came, "Chef where is he?"
"I'll go get him" Chef walked out of the room and five minutes later came back holding a short to average height boy with messy dirty blond hair that nearly reached his shoulders, Stormy blue eyes with lightly tanned skin, wearing a black singlet, a necklace that had a jagged knife a black lighter and a mini harmonica, and dark blue jeans, with black boots.
"Uhhh what the hell man put me down now or I swear I will… uhg" Emile didn't get to finish his sentence because chef threw him on the ground, "Geez… I missed you to cheffy", he had a really deep voice had a slight Australian accent but you would have to listen very carefully to hear it.
Christine looked ticked, "what the hell you were suppose to be here five minutes ago"
He glared at her, which just made the dark bags around his eyes stand out more, then yawned, "I was asleep, remember you had me up for three days strait collecting weird stuff for you, I mean seriously what do you want a Canadian history book sparkly sleeping dust and a extra large pink sheep suit for and then on top of that all that other stuff"
Christine looked really annoyed and like she was about to punch him, "Well someone's crabby today isn't he, I had to make you stay up with the campers all night or you would of felt left out and Lewis got hit in the head so I need you to get an icepack before he gets brain damage and that would be very good for someone like him"
Emile looked at Lewis and the ugly lump forming on his head, "Alright, mate, sit down and I'll get something on that" he glared at Christine "I wouldn't of minded missing out on that crap a**hole, I still don't know why I'm doing this I have about as medical experience as you".
"Because, one you need a job, two I'm not touching gross stuff like that and three chefs is already the chef." Emile flipped her the bird and helped Lewis out with his eye. "Ok the rest of you, you have one minuet until game time, Gophers you'll have to sit one person out each game"
Blake, Izzy, Leshawn and Glenn were all standing around Heathcliff, "OK, we can't get lazy, the killer bass are gonna be trying extra hard to catch up, who wants to sit the first one out with sleeping beauty here" He pointed to Glenn.
Nora sighed, Alright, alright ill volunteer, let's see all you keeners get out there and dodge" she said unenthusiastically.
It was DJ, Curt, Kade, Tyler and Harriet against Heathcliff, Lewis, who still had a lump on his head, Owena, Leshawn and Cody, "Bring it on fishy, otherwise winning three in a row won't be as satisfying" Heathcliff taunted.
"OHHH, you're going down! We're gonna bring the dinner to the table, and then we're gonna eat it!" Tyler said her team looked at her like she was crazy.
"Ok, teams ready, best of five games wins, now let's dodge some balls" Chef blew the whistle and the game was on. Cody threw the first ball and it just narrowly missed Tyler, Tyler spun around really fast and threw the ball back but it missed and hit Sage in the face instead, "that'll leave a mark"
"Nice job" Curt shoved the ball into Tyler's arms, "Now let's see if you can hit someone on their team!" Owena ran forward and threw the ball strait into Tyler's stomach, Tyler flew into the wall.
"oww darn it" Chef blew his whistle and Tyler went back to the bench, Emile, who was playing with his lighter, looked up at her, shrugged, then went back to his lighter.
"Time to unleash my wicked skills" Harriet said.
"Yeah then bring it string bean let's see what you got" Leshawn taunted, Harriet did a bunch of karate moves then threw the ball at the floor really hard it bounce back and the landed a couple of centimetres in front of her and then it slowly rolled towards Leshawn who raised an eyebrow and smiled, Harriet screamed and Leshawn ditched it at her head, Harriet face planted into the wall, "And that's how we roll" Leshawn and Owena high-fived, Harriet walked towards Emile who handed her a ice pack and went back to his lighter.
Lewis had a ball, "can someone remind me what I was supposed to do with this again" just then Kade ditched the ball and it hit him in the head, Lewis now had two blotches and was walking towards Emile when Tyler waved at him, Lewis smiled and waved back, Heathcliff saw this and ditched the ball at Tyler.
"What the heck was that, reff he's not even on the court" Curt complained
"Oppsies slipped" Heathcliff shrugged, Curt ditched the ball at him, but Owena caught it, "Uhhh… Thanks, Owena right?"
Owena smiled at him, "It's alright, that's what friends do"
Chef blew his whistle and Curt walked off the court and Glenn got called up but as he was walking on DJ threw the ball and it hit him in the head, "Ohhhhhh, sorry"
"No it's cool, seriously" Glenn looked really happy to be able to go back to sleep.
It was Leshawn and Cody against DJ and Kade. DJ and Kade both threw the ball at Leshawn, he caught the first one but the second one nailed him in the stomach.
DJ and Kade smiled evilly at Cody, "Easy out guys' easy out" Curt encouraged.
Cody threw the ball and spun it at DJ, she ducked but the ball came back around and hit her in the butt.
"That is one tough ball to dodge" Christine said.
Kade threw it at Cody, she ducked and got her ball rubbed up against her top so it was full of static electricity and threw it back at Kade, and the ball chased Kade around and then cornered her to the wall. Cody went up and high-fived Owena.
"We can do this guys', we just have to believe in ourselves" Harriet encouraged.
"Oh I believe, I believe, YOU SUCK" Curt yelled.
"Yeah you throw like crap" Tyler said.
Curt turned to her, "You can talk"
"No problem, look I can dominate this game, just give all the balls to me"
Chef blew the whistle which woke up Emile who was half asleep.
Curt was still talking to Tyler, "Alright but aim for the other side ok"
Heathcliff sighed, "Alright Nora, you're up"
"You know you guys did such an awesome job on the last game that I don't want to mess up your mojo"
Heathcliff raised an eyebrow, "fine, but you're playing next round" Blake raised his hand and Heathcliff nodded at him, "Let's go guys"
It was Sage, Kade, Tyler, who had all the balls, Brett and Georgie against Izzy, Trish, Owena, Lewis and Blake who raised their eyebrows at Tyler. Who spun around and threw the balls at, Chef, barely missed Christine, "Hey watch the face, Dude" at the benches and the last one hit Lewis in the face.
"NOOOOOOO" Tyler ran to Lewis
Curt looked at them, "Finally, she hit somebody"
Lewis was just regaining conciseness, "Uhmmm. Tyler, Oh god my face, how's my face?"
Tyler cringed, "It's really… not that bad" Lewis had Blotches all over his face, "You still look cute to me"
"Really"
"Yeah really"
Trish slowly walked up to them and lightly threw the ball at Tyler, it hit him and chef blew the whistle, they both walked off court towards Emile who quickly started attending to Lewis's bruises.
Curt hit his forehead, after Emile was done with Lewis's bruises Tyler asked, "Wanna go for a walk"
Lewis thought to himself, I have to say no, I have to say no, "OK"
Heathcliff looked at them in shock, Hey, hey get back here; you are so close to being kicked out of the alliance"
Owena looked TO'ed, "Great Gatsby that is it! GAME ON!" she grabs the ball off of Izzy and throws it at Kade and Sage, then she grabs the ball of Blake and hits Brett, Trish hand Owena her ball and it hits Georgie, really hard in the face.
"Oww, that one's worth an instant replay" Christine laughed as the screen turned to Georgie getting hit in the face, "Forward, rewind, forward, rewind, forward, rewind forward, rewind and pause, ohhhhoohoo that's gonna leave a mark",
"Ohh he dropped it like it was hot" Leshawn said to Heathcliff
The four went to Emile who gave them ice packs.
"Do you have anything else but icepacks" Kade complained, Sage nodded. Emile was playing with his knife, but stopped and raised an eyebrow and glared at Kade and Sage, "Uhhh never mind"
Chef blew the whistle.
"I don't know what got into me" Owena laughed.
"At least someone is trying today" Heathcliff looked at Nora.
"Oh sorry…Woo-hoo, way to throw those murder balls. Go, team, go."
"Nice team spirit" Heathcliff glaired, "HEY, its two zero, how does it feel to suck so much"
"Not very good", Harold sighed
"It's not over yet" Curt said, Heather raised an eyebrow and Curt flinched, "It's so over"
"OK this is really bad, one more game and we lose the whole challenge again, we can't let that happen people, we need someone strong, someone mean, someone who will crush those stupid gophers into the dirt" They all looked at Dena who was still asleep
DJ shook her head, "Uhhh Uhhh if we wake her up she'll kill us"
"She won't kill us guys, he wants to win to"
"Curt's right, we need Dena's fierceness to win this" Harriet piped up.
"That's the sprit Harriet, now go wake her up"
"Why me"
"Because other than Tyler you're the worst at dodge ball and if he does kill you, you're the only one we can afford to lose"
"No way, I'm not doing it"
"Well, whose gonna wake her up"
They all got a big stick and started poking her with it, "We have to go higher" Curt said they poked it up her nose and she grabbed it, pulled it out of their arms and snapped it in half.
"Grrr! You better have a really good reason for sticking this up my nose!"
Curt went up to her, "look. We are down two-nothing. I can appreciate that you need a little nap time, but we need your help."
"Oh and why should I help you, darling?!"
"Because, I can personally guarantee you that if we lose this game, you'll be the one going home, darling"
Dena sighed, "Fine, I'll play, on one condition, you do what I say when I say it" Curt nodded, "Ok here a strategy I picked up during my first visit to juvie, it's called rush the new guy"
Heathcliff looked at her team, "Alright Justine you're up next"
"Uhmmm, I'm sorry but I can't do that"
"And why not"
"Because you wouldn't want this beautiful face being destroyed would you" She fluttered her eyebrows at Heathcliff.
Heathcliff snorted, completely unaffected by Justine's looks, "I don't care what happens to your face just go out there and play"
"Uhhh... I'm thinking no. sorry but I just can't ruin this" and she referred to her whole body
Heathcliff glared at her, "OK Nora then, time to prove your team spirit"
Nora looked up, "Do I have to?"
"If you don't want to be eliminated… yes"
Nora sighed and put down her book, "If I suck at this it's your fault"
It was Nora, Owena, Leshawn, Izzy and Blake against DJ, Dena, Brett, Georgie and Kade. Nora and Leshawn threw a ball at Curt and Dena who dodged, and then Kade caught them and threw them to Dena, so Georgie, Brett, DJ and Curt all had a ball and threw them all at Owena.
The Killer bass cheered, they continued Dena tactic and hit Leshawn, Izzy, Blake until finally it was just Nora, but when they threw the ball towards Nora she did some dance type moves and dodged all but one ball that hit her in the face and she was fully knocked out.
"Ohh, she didn't need that, now she gonna be even more ugly" Justine said, Leshawn and Izzy glared at her.
The killer bass cheered, "Ok we need to do the exact same thing again, so Harriet sit this one out" Curt instructed
"But I sat the last one out"
"It's for the good of the team"
The Screaming Gophers were bummed out, "Ok we are not losing another game to these guys, got it and where is Lewis, uhg" Heathcliff walked off to go find him. He walked outside and saw Lewis and Tyler under the dock, "This is so against the rules"
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it"
"Hey, why don't you just chill out?" Tyler said.
Heathcliff had picked up a canoe, "Why don't you dodge this!" and he threw it at Tyler.
Heathcliff came back with a guilty looking Lewis, "Sit down and stay their"
"OK" Lewis looked like he was about to cry
"How are we doing" Heathcliff asked just as Blake got hit.
Nora was still a bit out of it, "I'm still a little disorientated so I don't really care"
"Did you get that Emile guy to help you?"
"Yup he was asleep"
Leshawn got hit and the killer bass won that round, "This is so unacceptable"
Tyler came back holding her head, "Where were you?" Curt asked.
"Nowhere!"
"You were with that blonde Gopher girl, weren't you?"
"No. Maybe. So?"
"So, she could've been getting you to spill all of our weaknesses to him." Meanwhile Lewis was talking to his hands.
"OK, this is it, the final tie breaking game" Christine said.
"Whoohoo go team go" Nora said, she had come back into consciousness and was now reading a book.
Heathcliff raised an eyebrow at her, then sighed and looked at Justine, "OK, I don't care about your not-so-pretty little face, get out there and play even miss enthusiastic had a go" Heathcliff pointed to Nora when he said 'miss enthusiastic'.
"Uhhh, again no and I am much more beautiful than any of you so I'm more valuable"
Back at the killer bass, "OK who's going in" Dena said.
"I think it's my turn" Harriet suggested.
"No way, we actually have a chance to win this" Curt frowned at Harriet, Harriet nodded and sat out.
"Gophers, Bass let's send this sample to the lab, let's see what your made of" Christine said.
Chef blew the whistle the Screaming Gophers passed the ball around to Heathcliff who threw it at DJ who just barely missed it, the ball bounced back and Owena caught it and threw it at Brett, but at the same time curt threw the ball at Cody.
A couple of minutes went on an Justine still didn't have her go, but then a ball came and hit her in the face, Heathcliff laughed at her, "Hey, it's an improvement".
After a while more Georgie got hit and tagged in Harriet, "Back of the court princess" Dena growled at Harriet. Glenn ditched the ball and it hit curt in the face.
"That's for the oatmeal"
"Ohh ho ho ho, you messed with the wrong white boy" Leshawn laughed.
After a couple more minuets only Harriet and Owena were left, Harriet looked scared and Owena looked cocky, "Sorry dude but you gotta go down" The Gophers cheered.
"Good night Harriet" Dena hit her forehead.
Harriet did a couple of karate moves than gave Owena the bring it on sign, Owena charged and threw the balls, Harriet did a few dance moves and dodged all four.
The gophers all looked amazed; "Whoa" Nora dropped her book.
"Time out, time out" Curt called
"Damn, that girl got dodge, where'd you learn to do that?" Dena complemented.
"Figure skating"
"Harriet that was awesome, but dodging isn't enough" Georgie said
"He's right to win this; you have to throw him out." Curt said.
"Which we all know you can't do" Dena interrupted
"Or catch the ball, can you do it"
"Definitely"
"Awesome, now go catch that ball" DJ patted her on the back, hard.
The screaming Bass were cheering Harriet's name.
"Kawabugah" Owena yelled as she threw the ball, it slammed into Harriet and threw her back into the wall, but she had caught it and won the game for her team, The Killer Bass cheered.
"The Killer bass win" Christine cheered
"It's impossible, WHYYYYYYYY" Owena screamed
"Nice dodge skater nerd" Dena said
"Gophers, what happened" Christine sighed
Justine spoke up, "I think they all got to distracted by my beauty"
"Oh shut it Justine" Glenn got up and walked away
"You know for once I agree with him" Heathcliff followed suit, and everyone behind him.
*Static*
Harriet: "I guess I'm kind of a role model now that I've won the dodge ball competition, people will probably all want my autograph when this show is over and stuff"
*Static*
Christine stood next to the campfire holding plate of marshmallows, "Campers, you've already place your votes and made your decision, one of you will be going home and you can't come back EVER, when you hear me call out your name come pick up a marshmallow, Owena, Glenn, Heathcliff, Leshawn, Cody, Trish, Blake, Izzy, Lewis, well Justine, Nora I only have one marshmallow left and their two of you, Nora your lack of team spirit and sarcastic attitude has left most of the campers annoyed, Justine as gorgeous as you are you refusal to play the game and your narcissistic comment may have gotten you eliminated… the last marshmallow goes to…Nora."
Nora smiled and grabbed her marshmallow. Justine glared at all the campers, "This competition just got 80% less beautiful with me gone, I hope you all know that" she hopped on the boat of losers and the rest of the campers cheered.
"Alright so it wasn't the most dramatic campfire ceremony ever, but I still get paid, haha, BONUS"
FINALLY
ALRIGHT NOAH/NORA DIDN'T GET ELIMINATED
That's because I like Noah he can be funny and I hate Justin, narcissistic barstard.
EMILE is my OC gender bent, my real OC name is Emily.
EVERYONE PLEASE REMEMBER TO TELL ME WHO YOU WANT ELIMINATED NEXT AND WHAT COUPLES OR FRIENDSHIPS YOU WANT.
And tell me who do you like better, Nizzy or Ozzy, I like them both probably Ozzy a little better, but that because I love all the canon couples, but both of them are really awesome couples.
BYE