Word: Voyeur

Count: 500

A/N: Kind of crack. Sorry if you don't find it amusing, but the idea attacked me. P.S. Thank you for the reviews. I love them. Please continue.

It was nearing dusk and the group was walking down the road. The sky blurred in between a mellow purple and a violent red, and they were all searching desperately for a good place to camp. It took only a few minutes before they all noticed something odd.

"What is that noise?" asked Miroku, tilting his head slightly.

Kagome paused, listening intently before she heard it too. "Huh," she murmured, turning to look at Inuyasha--

--who happened to be extremely pale and jittery.

"Are you okay, Inuyasha?" Kagome questioned nervously.

Inuyasha responded with a muttered "Fuck!"

The rest of the group turned their attention to the sweating hanyou, staring curiously.

"Is something the matter?" Miroku said tentatively.

"So fucking gross! Fucking dammit!"

"Uh," said Sango in response. The roaring noises they had heard were growing louder.

It was at that moment that Shippo pointed over the trees to their right. "Look!" The road they had been walking for the day was on a ridge, thus leaving the area that Shippo brought to their attention easy to see. Kagome noticed the two giant dogs first. There was a dark brown one, which was mounted by a white--

"Oh my god," screeched Kagome. "What are they doing?"

Inuyasha looked as though he might pass out, Miroku's expression was one of shocked amusement, and Sango had flushed and covered her face.

"Inuyasha," murmured Miroku mildly. "Are those two dog demons doing what I think they're doing?"

"Keh!"

"And," continued Miroku. "That white dog has three legs, so that wouldn't happen to be Sess--"

"KEH!"

Kagome covered Shippo's eyes, much to his chagrin, though she couldn't help but stare herself.

Turning to look at Inuyasha, she asked, "Is that normal? The noises?" She was referring to the rhythmic roaring that seemed to be coming from the white dog's maw.

"How the fuck should I know?" he snapped, stomping away. The rest of the group followed, trying to ignore the demon's extended roar, which silence followed.

Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes at the tense human's in front of them. The smell of amusement curled off them in waves, but their faces were studiously blank.

"What the fuck do you want, bastard?" yelled Inuyasha, though he seemed to lack his usual vigor.

"I have no reason to indulge your whims, half-breed," he stated, though his eyes remained on the humans.

The miko snorted and he focused on her as her face turned red and she bit her lip viciously, attempting to look innocent. He shot her a quelling glare and turned to stride away, no longer in the mood for a fight. The tone was just not right.

Behind him, the group collapsed on the ground, shoulders shaking as they attempted to control themselves. Inuyasha just shook his head and went in the opposite direction as his brother.

"Never gonna' be able to look at him again," he grumbled, which sent the humans into another peal of laughter. Suddenly, their enemy wasn't so scary.