Hey, guys. I'm back!~ Disclaimer; I do not own sekai ichi, it's adorable and wonderful characters, or some of the referenced jokes in here. I have only changed and added to them though this will contain some of my original material. The only thing I own is my OC and my laptop. :3 On with this chappie!

Couples: Mentions of Reita x An, Yanderu(Reita x Mino).

Rating: T

Caution: This chapter contains heavy language and dark humor. This chapter may or may not contain material that can result in severe stomach and throat pain. We are not held accountable for any of these possibilities, read at your own risk. You have been warned.

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Ritsu stood there utterly shocked at the display in front of him. The man had just came from his job as an editor for the famous Akihiko Usami and hadn't at all been expecting the tragedy that lied on the floor. Blood covered the floor, painted the walls, and was splattered on the wooden doors of the hall way. The mirror image of him self stood there, obviously waiting for the words to leave the younger man's mouth. He too was covered in the warm liquid to the point where he was basically wearing it.

It soaked his hoodie and painted the front of his shirt, the once clean pair of skinny jeans were dripping wet, the man's hands looked as if he was wearing red gloves, and his usually flawless face was coated and sticky. Ritsu finally spoke,"Nii-san, there's a dead human in our house!"

Reita gasped,"Whoa, how did he get here?"

"Nii-san! What did you do?!"

Reita pointed to himself,"Me? I didn't do this."

"Explained what happened, Nii-san."

Reita folded his arms,"I've never seen him before in my life."

"Why did you kill this person, Nii-san?!"

"I do not kill people. That is- that is my least favorite thing to do."

Ritsu folded his arms,"Tell me, Nii-san. Exactly what were you doing before I got home?"

Reita smiled,"Alright. Well I was up stairs..."

"Okay."

"I was sitting in our room..."

"Yes."

"Reading a book..."

"Go on."

"And this guy walked in..."

"Okay."

"And I went up to him..."

"Yes?"

"And I uh, stabbed him sixty seven times in the chest."

"Nii-saaaan, that kills people."

"Oh."

"Ugh, Nii-san-"

"I uh- I didn't know that."

"How could you not know that?"

Reita sighed,"Yeah. I'm in the wrong here. I suck."

"What happened to his skin?"

"What's that?"

"His skin. Why does it look like that?"

"Oh. I uh kind of cooked it up and ate it."

"Nii-saaaaan."

"Well I was hungry and when you crave human skin that's-"

"Why on earth would do that?"

"I was hungry for skin. Give me a break, Rittie."

"Nii-saaaaan."

"My stomach was making the rumblies..."

"Nii-saaaaan."

"That only skin would satisfy."

"Nii-san, what is wrong with you?!"

"Well I kill people and eat skin. That's two things."

About 30 seconds of silence passed.

"So are we getting rid of the body?"

Ritsu sighed,"Yeah."

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Reita smirked at the taller man hovering over him, who was quite pissed off. "Reita..."

Reita smiled sweetly,"Yes, Takano my dear~"

"Don't give me that! What the hell did you to my laptop?"

"Awww. You should already know that~ It isn't working, now is it?"

"Damn it, man! Why do you do these things to me?!"

Suddenly Reita's face started to turn red,"Well...Truthfully, I just want to get your attention. G-Gomenasai, senpai."

Takano's face flushed at the sudden confession and how much Reita resembled Oda. He could feel his heart pounding but it stopped when Reita grabbed his phone, laughing,"That was way too easy!"

A vein popped at Takano's temple,"Reita!"

"Ne, Takano. Do you think stomping on a cell phone is fun?"

"Huh?"

"Let's test that theory.", The brunette dropped the phone to the ground. He began stomping on it, he started chuckling which turned into giggles which turned into a fit of sadistic laughter. He suddenly stopped,"Okay I'm done. I've grown bored of this."

Takano growled at his now destroyed phone,"Why you-"

Before he could finish though Reita slapped a perfectly good phone into his hand,"Here's the real one."

The brunette giggled as he entered his apartment,"Oyasumi!~"

Takano just stood there, speechless.

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Reita pouted as he looked at the text that he was sent. An and him were supposed to meet up for a date(though she kept denying it was such a thing) but had canceled at the last minute. Now he was standing alone where he had been waiting, sulking. A sudden arm wrapped around him and Reita was fully prepared to bring out his kitchen knife to slice the pervert who dared to touch him. Luckily for the other, Reita realized who it was just in time.

Reita giggled childishly and beamed at the person,"Mino-san. You should be more careful, I almost cut you."

The elder smiled in turn,"Sorry. You looked kind of lonely. Did something happen?"

The brunette gave a sad smile,"Yeah. Me and An-chan were supposed to go out, but she stood me up. Not surprising, she's been pretty busy."

This only caused Mino to squeeze the smaller man tighter,"Tell you what. Let's go to that cafe, it's not that far from here."

Reita beamed,"Okay! I'll tell Rittie, so he doesn't worry."

The two walked the streets together, talking and laughing. Mino had at some point had grabbed his hand but the other didn't mind. Deep in the corners of his mind though, he knew that An was somewhere tied up in a dark room. But he could release her later, the action from Mino was actually kind of sweet.

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