Hey! So despite no-one reviewing on that chapter :( I decided to do another one purely because I enjoy writing this! I am SOOOOO sorry it took so long. I have had serious writers block AND I went on a weeks holiday. Sorry. Here's a long chapter to make up :D
As I have said if you want to suggest something that could happen to Thor or Thor could be confused by then please do! I've only got so many ideas on my list and if i'm not writing what you ant me to then say so! :)
So here is another chapter! I promise no naked men this time... ENJOY :D
He was returning from his interesting shower experience when he encountered the unexpected. As he stood gaping at the figure before him he couldn't quite believe his eyes. Why was he here? What was he doing? But most importantly, his happiness at seeing him alive and well…
"BROTHER!"
"I am not your brother Thor. I never have been. Why can't you get that through your thick skull?"
"Because no matter what harsh words you say BROTHER, you do not have to be related to be brothers. We can be brothers in arms or as they say here on Midgard, 'a brother from another mother'."
He looked hopefully upon his brother. He did truly love Loki as family. They had grown up together and played together. How could they not be brothers?
"Thor, you just don't understand do you? I am a cast off. No-one could love me Thor. Not even you. So stop trying and just give up!"
And as Loki said this a bright beam of green light hit him squarely in the chest, it tingled.
"Loki, what have you done?" he gasped, as he fell to him knees with the growing pain.
Loki just smirked at him and disappeared in a rather dramatic puff of smoke.
Tony POV
He was bored. He'd updated all of his armour. He'd made fun of Clint. He'd eaten! There was literally nothing for him to do. No battles. Nothing. He heaved a sigh.
There was a rumble. And then the whole tower physically shook.
"JARVIS! WHAT THE HELL WAS-"
"ROOOOOOOAAAARRRRRR"
Holy crap. Unless he was mistaken he just heard a roar parallel to that of well...something like a dinosaur. This was not going to be good.
"Jarv, patch me through to the other avengers."
He looked upon the screen. Clint and NAt were in the gym clinging to the boxing ring for dear life. Phil and Steve were staring at the TV in the cinema, evidently it had fallen off the wall. Banner was ... looking directly at the camera as if this was all his fault. Not fair. And Thor was nowhere to be seen. Well that wasn't good.
"Okay, so i'm assuming everybody felt that mini earthquake and heard the rather deafening roar?"
"Yeh we did Stark." said Clint "WHat the hell was that?!"
"I don't know. Everyone meet in the main living room yeh?"
"Sir, that would be highly unw-"
"Jarv this is important. Get the suits ready."
And with that he raced to the living room. Ready to have a team meeting or something to discover what the hell just happened. As he was riding up in the lift he looked on his tablet for the possible reasons for the noise. It suggested there was a large unidentified living object in the...in the living room. The doors opened.
"Oh shit."
There was a dinosaur in the living room. There was a dinosaur in the living room!
This was not normal. Very not normal. Like reeeally not normal. He saw the rest of the team...minus Thor stood watching this dinosaur as it plodded around the room. Its a good job he got the floor reinforced for Hulk.
"So Steve, got a plan?"
"Err...I don't know. What do you do with a dinosaur? What we really need now is Thor."
And at the mention of Thors name, the dinosaur spun its head. It was like a staring contest. It looked at them and they looked at it. Okay seriously where was Thor? Because this dino seemed to know him...unless...
"Thor?"
"Muuaaarrrrrr"
"Oh God. Guys, Thor is a dinosaur."
Thor POV
He didn't understand. What had his brother done to him? Nothing seemed to be out of the ordinary and everything was where it was. He reached up a hand to scratch his head when he realised...he couldn't reach his head. What?! He looked down. Those were not his hands. LOKI! He had played some sort of transfiguration trickery on him!
He tried to get up, and cried out loud at the pain in his legs.
"ROOOOOAARRR"
That was not his voice. He looked in the reflective surface that the humans call glass and what he saw shook him to the core. He was some great disfigured beast. And not a little one by any means. HE spun around and something crashed to the floor. That's odd. HE didn't touch...OH GODS. HE HAD A TAIL! And not a little one, a tail as thick as a tree trunk.
"...what we really need now is Thor."
He spun. The whole team was just stood there gaping at him. He wished they could understand it was him and he wasn't a threat. He did not wish to harm any of the fragile Midgardians. Man of Iron got a look on his face. The look he sometimes sees on Man of Iron when he has discovered some new information.
"Thor?" Said Man of Iron.
YES! he said, Man of Iron had figured it out. But it came out as a strange sound... "Muuaaarrrrrr"
"Oh God. Guys, Thor is a dinosaur."
He did not know what this starnge creature they spoke of was. A dinosaur. It sounded threatening. What had Loki done to him? His friends were now looking between themselves as the tried to make a plan. Then the Captain stepped forward.
"Thor, I'm going to ask some questions and I need you to roar for yes and be quiet for no. Okay?"
"MUUUAAARRR"
They all seemed to jump. Apprently that roar was quite loud.
"Oh jesus...okay. Right. Some simple ones to start with. Is your name Thor?"
Well this was an easy test. The team were looking very expectant of him. He felt quite important, they hung on his every...erm...word?
"MUUAAARRRR"
"Are you from Asgard?"
"MUUAAARRRR"
"Are you aware that you seem to have transformed into a dinosaur?"
"...Muar?"
"Thor do you know what a dinosaur is?"
"..." The truth was he did not know and had no idea what his friends were talking about. Man of Iron spoke up:
"Jarvis bring up a hologram of Thors current state."
He looked over to where the blue glowing objects usually came up from. As he watched in amazement a dinosaur with a giant head and body and tail came into focus. He had been turned into a monster! Why would Loki do this to him?
"Who did...no wait, erm...did someone do this to you? Someone with magic?"
"Muuaarrr..."
"Was it Loki?"
"...Muuaarr."
There was a collective sigh all around, as well as sympathetic looks from Lady Natasha and Angry Green One. His friends looked at each other with a somewhat strained look. He knew that this was going to be difficult for everyone. Then Birdman spoke up:
"Well looks like we've got a pet dino for a while then Stark."
"Yeh, well Jarvis? Start thinking up ideas on how to house this. We might as well keep him in the living room. I think moving him is gunna cause more damage. Well then Thor, you are our new pet dinosaur!"
This was not going to be good.
***A few days later...like 5 days or something***
It wasn't as bad as he thought it would be. His friends had all been very kind to him and accommodated this dinosaur form very well. he has his own sort of, nest in the living room now and an almost never ending supply of raw meat and Poptarts. He even had his own room of bath! Of course, he pretty much had to stay in the same place as the building was not built for a dinosaur to be walking around in it, but he didn't mid to much. The others would attempt to play games with him and there was always the giant TV on which to watch many Midgardian programmes and films.
Angry Green One's human form and Man of Iron have been working very hard down in there labs to try and figure out some sort of solution to the problem.
"HELLO EVERYBODY"
"Stark there is no need for the grand entrance, we can all hear you coming from miles away."
"Alright Legolas no need to be touchy. Anyway as you know we've been doing lots and lots and lots and lots and lots..."
"Okay Tony, they get the jist of it. Basically the only solution is for Loki to come back and transform Thor back."
"Really? Are you sure that's the only way bruce?"
"I'm afraid so. We have some ideas as to why he has done this though."
Everyone turned to look at him. He did not know why Loki had done this to him. It made him increasingly sad that Loki did not trust him or his avengers, all he wanted was for them to be able to return to their brotherly status and love each other like they used to.
"Oh Odin Thor, I can practically hear you depressing thoughts from here." Said a sly voice from the corner.
Everyone spun around. There he was. His brother. Lurking in the corner in all his armour glory. How did they not see him?
"Okay how did we not see him?" said Man of Iron.
"Its called magic Stark."
"No need to be sarcastic reindeer games."
"Stop calling me that!"
"Aww you know you love it really."
"No I don't I-"
"Will you two stop flirting so we can solve our dinosaur problem?" Said Birdman.
"I was not flirting!" said both Man of Iron and Loki.
He just rolled his eyes. Thor knew what loki looked like when he was flirting, (he was his brother!) and that was most definitely it. He chuckled...or made some sort of sound.
"Shuttup Thor or I won't turn you back."
"So it was you!" said the Captain.
"Of course it was me. Now I wish to make a deal with you."
"You want US to make a deal with YOU?" said Birdman. Even he could see the flaw in this.
"Yes Barton. I will turn back Thor to his normal self...if you could give me a place to stay for a Midgardian month."
Silence echoed round the room. Had Loki just really asked for help? This is very unlike him. It was almost like he was a new man, and not the psycho that tried to decimate this planet a few months ago. It almost made him believe the stories about the Chitauri taking over his mind. Man of Iron spoke up:
"You want to stay with us? I swear you hate us?"
"I...I have a lot of explaining to do Stark."
"Let him stay."
Everyone spun around to see who this statement came form. It was Angry Green One's human form. This was preposterous.
"Bruce?" Birdman asked.
"Think about it, we get Thor back and we are able to keep a tab on him. Also should anything go wrong, the Other Guy and Loki can always go another round."
Loki visibly paled. But it was a good point and it made sense, he also really wanted to go back to his normal form.
"Muaaarr"
"Well Tony, Thor agrees, Steve is nodding, Natasha is staring like normal and Clint is just stood there, so seen as its your tower its now up to you?"
Everyone turned to Man of Iron, it was down to him. And currently he was staring holes in to Loki. Actually if he didn't know better he'd almost say Loki looked uncomfortable.
"Alright. He can stay. Providing he turns Thor back right now."
"Your wish is my command," Loki said with a fake bow. He shot some more green light directly at Thor.
Aaaaand he blacked out.
Tony POV
So in summary, Loki was now staying in his tower (woopdedoo), Thor was slowly turning from giant red dinosaur into less giant Thor, Bruce had said that theybwere never going to work and he had to keep this all from Fury.
Oh Joy.
HOLY COW that was long. Sorry if there are mistakes ive just wuickly put this up. So yeh, remember to review guys! Live long and prosper \/,
Bubbles x