Um…I was…bored. Um, for purposes of this drabble, I used the last names I gave Peyton and Sarah in NTBL.
Who's Line Is It Anyway?: Chaotic Style
(Audience cheering—"Who's Line" logo fades in and then fades back out.)
Hoseki: Heyo, everyone! Welcome to the Chaotic version of "Who's Line Is It Anyway?" hosted by me, HosekiDragon! Drew has graciously given me the privilege of torturing our favorites! On today's show we have—
Guardian Angel for Hire! Tom Majors! (Tom is sitting normally in his chair. He winks and makes a gun with his fingers, "shooting" the camera that's focused on him.)
King of Nerds! Kaz Kalinkas! (Kaz has his eyes closed. As the camera zooms in, he opens his eyes and takes off his glasses James Bond-style, raising an eyebrow.)
My blood type's awesome! Peyton Harding! (Peyton's lying in his chair with his head on one arm rest and his legs draped over the other. He throws an arm across his face dramatically.)
And leave a message after the "Shove off!" Sarah Adams! (Sarah pours a glass of water, sets the glass on the table, and drinks right from the pitcher.)
(Audience cheers again.)
Hoseki: Yep! Yep! The gang's all here! So, once again, welcome to "Who's Line Is It Anyway?: Chaotic Style!" the show where everything's made up and the points matter about as much as Creatures discovering pants! (Tom sputters with laughter.) So, the points are just…there, unlike pants in Perim (Tom laughs again.), and at the end of the show I'll pick a random winner who gets to do something special with yours truly. The loser…gets to give Chaor a hug. (Kaz pales and gives a shaky grin.) Anyway! The first game is "Let's Make a Date!" This is for all four of you!
(Another cheer as Tom, Kaz, Peyton, and Sarah all make for the stools waiting on stage.)
Hoseki: Okay, here's how this goes! Sarah you're on a dating show and these three (points to Tom, Kaz, and Peyton) are hoping to be your date. They've all got cards that they've never seen before and give them a new identity. (Tom; bachelor one; is making a face at his card, Kaz; bachelor two; has look between confusion and humor, and Peyton; bachelor three; is trying not to laugh.) At the end, you'll guess their identities. Got it? Take it and run, guys!
Sarah: Oookaaayyy, um, bachelor number one, would you be likely to forget our anniversary?
Tom: (Text on screen says "Personified thoughts of the Song of Ember Nova Mugic.") Well, geez, I'm hardly likely to get a chance to forget anything now, am I? I mean, I hardly have time to think and you expect me to remember stuff!? Come on, give me a break! I settle down to relax and then "oh no you don't, you have work to do!"
Sarah: (blinks a couple of times) Riiiiggghhht. Bachelor number two, I'm looking for a rare scan and you happen to have one. Would you, if you were my date, trade it to me?
Kaz: (Text on screen says "Chaotic Player who has lost their Code Scanner and is stuck in the UnderWorld.") Oh man! This can't be happening! (Is frantically searching his pockets with a panicked expression.) Look, I really don't have time for this right now! Can you just shut up and help me look!? Maybe I left it at H'earring's…!
Sarah: Jerk. Bachelor number three, same question.
Peyton: (Text on screen says "Movie Critique who loves anything with Mel Gibson in it.") Hm, I dunno. That's an awfully difficult maneuver. (Sarah mouths the word "maneuver" with a confused expression.) If you were to trade something with my dear Mel in it I might be willing to part with said scan.
Sarah: Bachelor number one?
Tom: (Looking exasperated.) My gosh, women! What do you want now!?
Sarah: Could you make time in your life for our happiness?
Tom: Me make time!? Hey! I don't make the rules or the time! What makes you think I'm the one in control here!? Ha! I don't even have free will! All I get to do is sit in someone's pocket until they decide they need some fire power!
Sarah: You're…stuck up, aren't you? Alright, bachelor number two, where would you take me to dinner?
Kaz: (Is down on his hands and knees underneath the stool.) Gah! I can't take you anywhere unless I can get out of here! Help me find it! This is more important than dating! Ahhhhhggg! I can't believe I dropped it! What if Chaor finds me digging around!? He'll think I'm a spy!
Sarah: Bachelor number three, would you get me chocolates or flowers?
Peyton: Psh, chocolates and flowers are so last year! And last year doesn't sell! I'd get you a car, baby! A car like Mad Max's! Oh, that was some hot stuff! And I also—!
Tom: (interrupts Peyton) For the love of! Here we go again! (Stands up off his stool and starts spinning around singing a tune. Then he makes an explosion sort of noise and falls on top of Kaz.)
Hoseki: Alright, alright! (slaps the buzzer) Sarah, make your guesses.
Sarah: Uhhhh, Kaz is a…a Chaotic Player who's stuck in Perim because they lost their Code Scanner.
Hoseki: Where in Perim?
Sarah: The UnderWorld.
Hoseki: Bingo! (hits the buzzer again)
Sarah: Tom's a…Pissed off Band Member?
Hoseki: Nooooope! There's four types; generic, UnderWorld, OverWor—.
Sarah: A Mugic! Tom's a Mugic!
Hoseki: What one?
Sarah: (thinks for a moment) Um, the…Song of Ember Nova?
Hoseki: Right on the nosey! And Peyton?
Sarah: Peyton's a movie critique in love with Mel Gibson.
Hoseki: Close enough! (hits the buzzer a bunch of times) Sorry, it's just fun to do. 100,000 points to Tom for actually acting out the Mugic. (Tom grins and Peyton punches him in the arm playfully.) Alright, our next game is; one of my personal favorites; "Scenes from a Hat!" This is for all four of you!
(The four move the stools out of the way. Tom and Kaz go to one side of the stage and Peyton and Sarah go to the other.)
Hoseki: Before the show, we asked the audience to write down a bunch of suggestions for things and we took the ones we liked and put them in this hat! (shakes a Marching Band hat) Yes, it's a Marching Band hat 'cause Band Geeks rule! Hoo-rah! Ahem, anyway…(reaches in and pulls out a paper) "Things you don't say to Chaor."
(Tom walks out, grins, and holds out his hand.)
Tom: Hiya! I'm an OverWorlder! Nice to meet you! (walks off)
(Peyton walks on.)
Peyton: (sing-song voice) I know something you don't know! I know something you don't know! (walks off)
(Kaz stomps onto the stage and stands with his feet apart.)
Kaz: (singing very loudly) I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it—AAAAAHHHHHGGG! (Buzzer. Runs off in a panic.)
Hoseki: "Motivational phrases for fellow Chaotic Players."
(Sarah walks on and acts like she's putting her hand on someone's shoulder.)
Sarah: Don't worry! He's only got a Mipedian War Beast! (walks off)
(Kaz walks on with a blank expression.)
Kaz: UnderWorlders rule. End of story. (walks off)
(Tom walks on with a similarly blank expression.)
Tom: OverWorlders rule more. (walks off)
Peyton: Expect the unexpected! Unless it's expected, 'cause then don't expect it! Except when you don't expect it so it's unexpected! Oh, and always remember that the unexpected is never really expected at all! (Buzzer. Walks off.)
Hoseki: "Creatures that never survived Perim."
(Kaz walks out.)
Kaz: (pretends to be looking at a card) "Blue Eyes White Dragon…" Wait! What the heck!? (Walks off looking confused.)
(Peyton limps onto the stage.)
Peyton: My name is Gimpy and I wanna tell you all my old war stories until your ears fall off, young whippersnapper! (Sarah starts laughing as he limps off again.)
(Tom skips on as though he frolicking in a field of flowers.)
Tom: (talking in a very high, very obnoxious voice) Hello! I'm Love-Bunny and I want to be your fweeeeeennndddd! (skips off again)
(Sarah walks out.)
Sarah: Hey! I'm MajorTom and my ego's so big that it crushed me! (starts laughing and runs away from Tom as he sends an angry glare her way.)
Hoseki: (hits the buzzer a bunch of times) That was great guys! A million points to Kaz for singing! We're going to take a little break and find out who wins when we get back! Stick around folks! (grabs a handful of papers from the hat and throws them at the camera)
-Commercial: Kaz is sitting in the Port Court by himself. A random girl walks up and kisses him full on the mouth. She walks away and Kaz sits there with a stunned expression on his face. "That's what it feels like to chew 5 Gum." Says a voice.-
(Audience cheering as the show returns. Tom is sitting in Hoseki's seat with a pleased expression on his face. Hoseki is standing down on the stage with Kaz, Sarah, and Peyton.)
Hoseki: Well, Tom was the winner on today's show! He gets to sit there and laugh at the rest of us as we play a game called "World's Worst!" So, Tom, we're thinking of the world's worst…what?
Tom: (thinks for a minute) World's worst Chaotic Player.
Hoseki: (mumbling) That's creative of you…
(Sarah walks out.)
Sarah: I'll let you beat me in your next Drome match if you give me your Khybon scan! (walks off)
(Kaz walks out.)
Kaz: Dude! I'll totally trade you my collection of Yu-Gi-Oh cards for your Chaor scan! (walks off, Tom starts sniggering))
(Hoseki walks out.)
Hoseki: Naruto attacks Pikachu! (walks off as Tom slaps his hand over his mouth to stifle his laughter)
(Peyton walks out.)
Peyton: Mario verses Maxxor! Epic, dude! (walks off)
(Tom has pretty much collapsed from laughter at this point.)
Kaz: (puts one hand over his mouth and makes heavy breathing noises) No, Van Bloot…I am your father.
(Tom slams his hand down on the buzzer, gasping for air.)
Hoseki: We'll be right back after these messages! Don't change the URL!
-Commercial: A voice says: "Stealing is wrong." Krystella grabs a Code Scanner that was sitting unguarded on a table and starts taking Scans from it. "If you know what's good for you, you won't do it." A laser beam comes out of nowhere and Codes Krystella. "See what happens. Yeah. Sucks to be her."-
Hoseki: Welcome back to "Who's Line Is It Anyway?: Chaotic Style!" We're all going to read the credits like Creatures attacking one another! Thanks for watching, everyone! Have a great day!
Peyton: Bruce of Gowers!
Tom: Linda Taylor of DOOOOMMMM!
Sarah: Daaaaaaaaannn Paaaaattttersssooooonnnn!
Kaz: (takes a familiar Dragon Ball Z stance) Kaaaaaa-mmmaaaaaa-hhaaaaaaa-meeeeeeee…KAAAAAAAZZZZZZ!
THE END
Well that was entertaining. For those of you who have an account on the 4kids website and check out the Code Scanners for mail, you'll know I got that second commercial idea from something that transpired there a while back. For those of you who don't, sorry, I'm not going into the gory details, it's a long story.
Aaaaannwaaayyyy, I hope you guys enjoyed that. It was a lot of fun to write. Maybe if I'm feeling up to it I'll do a second one with Klay or something. (shrugs) We'll see.
See you around! Thanks for reading, please review, and have a nice day!