Silent Hills Butcher's Awesome Adventure
Chapter 4. Flashback time!
So bloody tired. The rain had stopped, but now the sun covered me in its hot beams, making me sweat. The knife hadn't getting any lighter, it still slowed me down. I didn't even know where I was supposed to go at first, but now I know. I was still going along the road, whistling or dancing out of boredom. I could hear the sound of a very angry man shouting like a crazy psychopath in the sky, but it was so far away. I'd seen the eagle a couple of times, landing on every tree branch just to tick me off. James still screamed at me and said mean things, but I knew that he didn't mean it. I think, at least. After the fifteenth tree I cut down, the eagle flew away from the forest, heading towards a big, dark, mountain.
It was a long path to go, but with my incredible muscles and awesome new self-confidence I could to anything. I remember once when I was only a small child, stabbing my aunt with a knife. She laughed and laughed while I held the blood covered knife.
"I think we've got ourselves a little Butcher", she said and looked at my uncle with a smile. She had the most beautiful hair, lingering black and shiny.
"We will get you a BIG knife when you become a big man", my uncle laughed.
Then I killed them. I just felt like it. I left them in the kitchen floor while their blood drained to go play basketball. Sometimes I look up at the sky and wonder if they're looking down at me. When I thought about it I felt kind of sad. Maybe I never should've killed them. It could feel good with a warm smile once and a while. Could a fan give me a warm smile? Is that what I want? Some one that cares. Does it really have to be a fan? Fangirls that will write fanfics and pair me up with Travis? Why can't anyone love me the normal way? I was interrupted in my thought by a big rock that stood in my way. Oh, the mountain. That was quick.
I went in and it was pitch dark. I lit the end of my knife on fire, a trick I learned in the boy scouts, and proceeded. I heard the sound of a man, shouting angrily.
"FUCK YOU,EAGLE! I WILL EAT YOU! BANANA-TREE!" It was James.
I ran further and further inside the cave until I saw a lit-up area. It was James, tied up on a chair, and the eagle hovering inside the room. I stepped in to the light and saw that the place was actually neatly decorated. IKEA-Furniture dominated and on the ground was a perfectly placed Barney the dinosaur-carpet.
"Hi, James. Again". I waved at him with a smile.
"IT ONLY TOOK YOU FIVE THOUSAND YEARS!" He was really angry.
"Whatever". I swung my knife so the fire went out and hit the eagle perfectly, covering the room with blood. It was so much easier killing the god damn thing when he wasn't allowed to fly up.
"That was easy", I said surprised.
"WAIT!" A female voice said.
A woman stepped out of the light, revealing her tormented face and a revealing black dress.
She had an angry look on her face, staring right at me.
"W-who are you?" I stuttered.
"Can't you recognize your own aunt?" she said and smile.
I know, SO unexpected.
"You can't be my aunt!" I screamed. "S-she's dead. I killed her. She's dead!"
"You stabbed me, Butch. Don't you remember? Stabbed me right in the face! Killing my husband! Revenge, Butch, I need revenge!"
"I was only kidding with the whole stabbing you thing, sorry. But why did you have to kidnap James? "
"I wanted to only make you suffer at first, so I pitched the idea for "Homecoming". I knew Pyramid Head couldn't take the shame. Ha-ha! Then I tried to kill you, blowing up Silent Hill with my blowing-up-things-magic but I failed! And when I saw you with James I knew he was the perfect bait to lead you to this cave! Where I've got my secret weapon!"
"S-secret weapon?"
"Yes!" She screamed. "Behold!"
She pressed a button and out of the cave-wall something awesome appeared. Butcher couldn't believe his eyes. It was an army of small monkeys. Yes.