SOMETHING BORROWED
(A/N: Thank you for the reviews, I was so happy to see them. And mwah to all who wished me for the exams, they went well. I hope this is funny enough. Plus the next chapter is going to turn the tide for the next big change, I promise you.
There are other pairings here, since I didn't want the whole typical jealous guy thing alone.
Rating: M for a tiny portion
Pairings: SasuNaru
Warnings: boyxboy a little explicit content, bad grammar and bad puntuation.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto only Sasuke does.)
"Yes!" he shouted "I'm Naruto's boyfriend, the love of his life"
The man twirled and with that so did his apparently red hair. "We are two love birds, youths of happiness" the sort of jade eyes twinkled "With him belongs my soul, my sand, my water, my hair, my nose, my heart and most importantly my dick. Ah how I love thou…."
"What is going on?" asked a very serious husky voice. Naruto gulped as he heard it. How did he come home soon, wasn't he supposed to be at work right now. He tried to slip away but unfortunately, the owner of this new voice quickly caught him by the shoulder. Naruto started to pray:
God I never asked you for anything ok maybe I did but not anything as big as this, only things like control of the world etc. Anyway, today I just want you to save me, save me and my beautiful face from the vicious grip of this man who can potentially kill me. Please I promise to be a good person now. I won't let Kyuubi poop in that old lady's yard; I will not myself poop in the said…
"Naru?" the voice asked curiously. The blonde had his head raised like he was glaring at the roof except only one of his eyes was open.
"Yes?" Naruto said hesitantly
"Would you like to tell me why my boyfriend is wearing a red wig, green lenses and most importantly my clothes?"
"Eh" nervous chuckle "what? I didn't notice "cue whistle and act innocent.
"Right" the man raised his eyebrow. The grip on the blondes shoulder tightened.
"Ga-aara it's not what it looks like, I can explain" Naruto stuttered quickly dropping the act
"Well that's odd, because it looks like either you're conning my boyfriend or my boyfriend has taken up acting" he gave one look to the still twirling man and added "that too horribly so"
Gaara wrinkled his brows, which highlighted his kanji tattoo, he had come home thinking he could spend some quality time with his boyfriend and also because he thought Naruto wouldn't be able to guess where he was. Just me luck he thought
The twirling black mass came to a halt suddenly and everyone went silent. The other man, with his wig askewed, advanced angrily towards his boyfriend while blonde just stared with amusement. Finally he's going get a taste of his own medicine.
"I'll have you know that I'm the most youthful actor. I could act all morbid like you but I chose not to. You understand?" Gaara gulped both with arousal and fear. His boyfriend was so damn sexy when he went all serious like that which was seldom really.
"You want me to act like who you are really?" ok Gaara seriously wanted to pound (of the sex kind) the life out of his boyfriend if it weren't for Naruto. With that Gaara gave a scorching glare to his best friend who was staring intently at a crack on the wall.
"Hi, I'm Gaara" deadpanned glare and crossed arms. Lee mimicked Gaara. Who had to admit that his boyfriend pulled off his glare perfectly except that he was just too adorably sexy to invoke fear in anyone.
"Lee!" Naruto shouted with glee maybe this could work"You did it perfectly this time!" just as soon as he had said it Lee gave his good guy pose complete with shiny teeth and twinkling eyes' maybe not'. Naruto visibly deflated.
"Yes I will pull off being Gaara and the best boyfriend ever, YATTA" Lee shouted with joy and conviction "and if not, then I will sleep on couch without my cuddly wuddly beside me for a week" Naruto gave a choked laugh at the cuddly wuddly.
What did I do to deserve such a punishment? Gaara thought remorsefully. He quickly turned his attention to the only blonde in the room who gulped.
"What did I tell you about pretending to be your boyfriend, Naru?" Gaara demanded from the blonde
"Eh, where exactly are you talking about Panda; on the phone, in your house, at the coffee shop, at your office or in your washroom?" Naruto tried to lighten the mood.
"At all these places, Naru" Gaara growled.
"No?" Naruto supplied with a pout.
"Yes" "does that mean you agree now?" "No? Don't you mean yes?" "No"
"No?" "These cheap tricks don't work on me Naru; I've known you for too long to fall for them"
"It was worth a shot though, yes?"
"No"
"Come on Gaara Don't you feel you owe me your help as my best friend?"
"No"
"Please Gaara?"
"No"
"See this why I accepted when Lee offered me his help with this!"
"No, you're just an idiot that is why I you accepted his help" Gaara pointed out in an all-knowing voice.
"Hey I resent that" Lee huffed out, indignantly
"Ditto" Naruto said immediately "and you'll be the best boyfriend ever, Lee" Naruto winced inside at the visibly fake wig and the misplaced lenses. Yeah superb boyfriend that one.
"Naru-love I think you'll be better off with the real Gaara pretending to be your boyfriend. I don't think I can act as a person with a dead animal up as his ass for more than a minute. I'm a free spirit you know" Lee said with a hand on his hips.
He then proceeded to do a perfect ballerina twist which was weird since was a martial arts expert.
"Excuse me? Who said I agreed to this?" Gaara questioned his boyfriend.
"Oh well I don't know" Lee pretended to think "you, just this morning"
"I did not" Gaara said with confidence.
"You did" Lee smirked similar to his boyfriend.
"I did not" Gaara insisted
"Really? Gumball because I think I hear 'no sex for a month' whenever you say 'I did not" Lee looked at his finger nails as he said this
Gaara abruptly turned towards Naruto, his blonde bundle of joy and receiver of his invisible killer intent
"After hearing all your pleads I have decided to help you out, Naru and pretend to be your boyfriend for this little while" Gaara said while patting Naruto's back, a bit too hard though.
"ahem" Lee pretended-coughed.
"Just this morning" Gaara added through gritted teeth.
"I love you guys! Thank you so much. I really do need your help Panda you have no clue just how much you've helped me with this" Naruto glomped Lee who was hugging him just as tightly while Gaara just shook his head. Things you have to do for love, the real red head mused even as his jade eyes softened.
While the blonde and the back mass continued to tackle/hug one another, the very fake wig fell down.
And the misplaced lenses went haywire "GAH my eye"
"Naruto I love you" Sasuke confessed sweetly
"Really?" Naruto asked in bewilderment "Do you mean it?" his hope was growing with every breath he took
"N! are you stupid?" Sasuke sneered "why would I want you when I have this piece of sexy ass with me" Sasuke then proceeded to smack said ass. Neji moaned at the contact.
Naruto's heart broke at hearing this, tears started streaming down his cheeks and he wiped them to find Sasuke and Neji doing a….tango?
What the hell?
Sasuke and Neji directed their joined hands towards the place that Naruto was standing at and advanced at him at a fast pace and Naruto….woke up.
Naruto gave a sigh of relief at waking up, he did not want to see Sasuke do a tango. Sasuke made tango look ugly especially with that shampoo-advertisement of a person (Neji).
He then remembered that he had office today; since he had gotten a day off yesterday for the whole Lee-Gaara fiasco. Thank God Sasuke wasn't making him work on Sunday like Gaara's was. That guy is a workaholic and like a father to Lee, Gai.
Naruto was lucky that Sasuke had a family emergency so granted the day-off easily. But now he just had to go.
As Naruto was sitting outside his boss's office, typing away at the files that had to be stored in the computer for the records, schedule and re-schedule his meetings, conferences, bathroom breaks and all that kind of stuff. He was just about to enter the minor fifteen minute toilet break (for himself) when he heard his boss say
"Uzumaki" Naruto quickly stood up to go in after hearing Sasuke, call him from the voice box.
He knocked and entered when the deep voice said "Come in"
Sasuke didn't know what to make of his assistant. He did exactly what Sasuke told him NOT to.
He could clearly recall Nejis' words from the night before
"I liked your ex-husband he's different, not someone I expected"
"Hn"
"But I have to confirm something…."
After a while Sasuke forced out a "What?"
Neji smirked had to answer now didn't you "Oh just something, so I have invited him indefinitely. He'll give the date and I'll decide the place. But you are coming with me"
"Hn" "because you have to Sasuke" Sasuke just glared 'but maybe this is a good thing for his future'.
"Hn" "Good, I'll tell you as soon as he tells me and that'll be through you I'm afraid"
"Hn"
"Now, I think you failed to mention something about yourself Sasuke" Neji said with twinkling evil eyes
"What exactly are you talking about Neji?" Sasuke mentally glared at Naruto maybe that idiot said something
"That you can cook Sasuke! He told me all about how you cooked Peri peri fries for your first official date, of course after he came back from juvie…."
"Oh really what else did that mor- I mean man told you about us" Sasuke gritted his teeth as he said this
"About how you once followed a cow home, about that old lady where his dog poops….
If Uchihas were the kind to crack knuckles then he would be, as he waited for his assistant to enter, Naruto had a lot to answer for.
Naruto entered with another prayer from his heart (head) you can use your imagination on this one, it involves a trampoline and a baby.
"So Uzumaki, how did the meeting with Neji go?"
"It was nice, he's a good guy and handsome too, with his long brown hair, captivating eyes and not to forget that beautiful skin also…"
"Hn" Bastard! Interrupting him all the time. "What you told my fiancé is the matter I'll be discussing in with you later Uzumaki" gulp "Right now I want you tell me that what did you do to make Neji meet you again?"
Naruto was confused, Neji didn't tell him that?
"Uh, I didn't do anything in fact he wanted to meet me again to prove something" he amended some parts
"Prove what?" Sasuke asked, curious
"That I'm over you?" Naruto asked, hesitant and a little unsure.
"Why would you need to prove that, weren't you supposed to be slutty with complete disregard towards me?"
"God knows I tried that but Neji didn't believe me so now I have to prove that I am over you"
"How will you do that?"
"You leave that up to me sir, right now I believe you're supposed to pass on my message to Neji?"
"Yes, that's right"
"Then tell him that the day we'll be meeting is this Thursday i.e two days from now and I'll be bringing along Gaara, to the place of Neji's choice"
"Gaara who?" Wow Neji didn't even tell him that?
"My boyfriend, Sir" Naruto decided to not let Sasuke know the truth, not that he was expecting a reaction, but because it'll be more believable then. Riiiiiight.
"I didn't know you had a boyfriend Uzumaki" Sasuke was feeling odd at the discovery, the pen he had gripped suddenly was on the verge of breaking.
"well you don't know a lot of things about me, Sir" NO reaction just as he had expected, Naruto thought sadly. He then in true diva fashion, made to walk out the office.
"Like how you can cook Peri Peri fries that I taught you?" Sasuke wanted to punch the amused face "Or how I cried during the first time we had 'sex', because it was so and I quote 'beautiful and overwhelming for me', tell me Uzumaki what made you rant all that nonsense to my fiancé of all people?" Sasuke was a little mad since Neji had told him to make a braid of his hair as he had done for Naruto, when he apparently had long hair. Sasuke went all like what?
"The same thing that made you decide that I should pretend to be your boyfriend" Naruto pointed out smugly
"Well I was obviously out of my mind"
"As was I sir, as was I"
Sasuke had no choice but to let he matter go plus once he got married all these things won't matter. So he didn't stop Naruto from leaving the office this time. He was although contemplating hard as Naruto left. Neji was a smart guy, so what made him think that Naruto 'still' held feelings for him. He admitted that the idiot could be over dramatic but not to such an extent as to present feelings that didn't even exist. He could lie but what Neji wanted him to prove has to come from inside, and the fact that he feels the need to see the proof himself says a lot about the matter. Maybe Naruto had feelings for him, genuine feelings? No! He himself just said that he had a boyfriend didn't he? But then why would Neji stretch the matter so? Sasuke wanted to ask him but he couldn't risk Neji thinking that he had feelings for the idiot too; God knows Neji tends to assume a lot of things. Sasuke had to make sure that Neji never suspected such a thing because it didn't exist in the first place. At least that's what he thought until the wet dream last night.
Yes Sasuke Uchiha, the heir of seventh generation of the Uchiha clan and the second son of the current leader of said clan (he was from the main branch Bitches), had the first wet dream of his life.
He would have thought it fine if it weren't for the fact that the dream featured him and someone who was not his fiancé! That's right laugh it up, he shared the dream with the most idiotic, erotic, beautiful and stupid assistant of his. He could recall the dream clearly.
The dream
"Ah! Please harder, go harder, deeper, faster. Please. Please. Please."
Sasuke was enjoying the moans, the pleas so much, making him drive his hips beyond the limit he thought himself capable of. He was sweating, soaking, moving faster faster faster
He knew nothing but to claim the beautiful man underneath him, in every way possible. The blue glazed eyes, the glistening tan neck and the pink swollen lips that he couldn't help but kiss again and again and again…..Sasuke was so close, he felt so amazing and all due to the man he was pounding into. Never had sex felt this good, his member was getting the time of its life when he finally groaned a lusty
"Naruto" said man looked right into his eyes and said "Uchiha"
That right there woke him up and his first thought after waking up, why wouldn't he say his name?
Just once he would like to hear, Sasuke from those lips. This thought snapped him out of his stupor and he finally came to the realization that he had a wet dream about Naruto, his idiot secretary.
He then came with a theory that he had been seeing too much of his assistant these days so had dreamt about him as a result of over exposure to his stupidity.
Yeah that was it.
So he tried to ignore it, but what he couldn't ignore was his heartbeat, his increasing pulse and his increasing breath every time the stupid dream came to his mind. Just now he was having such unwanted thoughts as Naruto was talking to him. Words like sexy, fuckable, delectable were playing in his continuously. He couldn't stop them and that is never good for a Uchiha.
He had to avoid this or Neji will notice and he couldn't let that happen. He was lucky that Neji had left for his own place or else he would've figured it out.
In any case, no matter what happens he couldn't let anyone find this temporary mental illness he has gotten. He hoped that this wouldn't become a nightly occurrence or he would be in big trouble.
Sasuke then sighed and signed some papers.
Sasuke had just arrived with Neji to a restaurant called 'Shinobi'; he had been sitting with his fiancé and as usual grunting/talking when he heard footsteps approach their private booth.
"Sorry we ran a little late, you guys" Naruto said in a rush.
But without waiting for a reply he turned halfway around and moved his hand back. He then entwined his tan hand with a pale one and brought forth someone that Sasuke didn't recognize.
"Uchiha and Hyuuga, this is my boyfriend Gaara"
"Sabaku No Gaara" the redheaded man amended.
Sasuke glared menacingly at the couple, specially the red head. He realized now how Naruto was going to prove that he was over him but he couldn't say he liked the approach.
Stupid Naruto and stupid red head, let's see how this turns out.
A/N: I hope it was funny enough, I got free the day before yesterday but I got a little lazy hehehehehe
So I hope you guys don't mind. Originally this chapter was supposed to consist the complete meeting with Gaara but I really wanted to upload it fast so I just did that, without it.
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P.s: I have followed a cow home, yes I got lost but it was fun.