(((I only own Johnny Boy, so you can't have him!!!)))(((You know, I got that name while thinking about The Outsiders By S.E. Hinton. I got the name from the main characters, Ponyboy and Johnny.)))(((Furniture on profile!)))

When I woke up, I was still in Edward's arms, and Johnny Boy was still in mine, I could relax now.

"So what are we doing today, Edward?"

"I was thinking that Johnny Boy, you, and I all go shopping. If Johnny will stay a baby in the public eye, we can tell people that he is our child, if he doesn't want to do that, then we can tell people that he is Carlisle and Esme's."

"Well, we will have to ask him when he wakes up," just then, Johnny started to wail, signaling us to get back so he can transform back into a toddler, "Johnny Boy?"

"Yes, Mommy?" he said while rubbing his eyes.

"Do you want people in this town to think that you are Edward's and my child or Carlisle and Esme's?"

"Yours and Daddy's, Mommy!"

"Okay, then you have to be a four-month-old baby if humans are around, got it?"

"Got it," he went back to his baby form, and Alice popped in.

"I got some clothes for you and Johnny Boy, just enough for today, so you can get him some clothes today. But I will take you shopping for him and yourself soon."

"Alice, I swear you are half Angel."

"If I am only half angel, what's the other half?"

"Demon," I said nonchalantly, Alice was staring at me, moth open, "What? You drag me to malls and buy me stuff I don't want, what am I suppose to think?" They both started cracking up, and I joined in soon after.

"Why don't you go get dressed, Bella, and I will get Johnny Boy and myself dressed."

"Okay, Edward."

Alice had given me a white baby-tee that says 'let the good times roll' and blue jeans. Johnny boy got a gray onesie (((the t-shirts that snap under the booty))), and it had "Angels are real" written on the front. Edward put on a pair of dark blue jeans and a black tee shirt that says 'I hear voices, they want me to beat you up'.

"So, are we ready to go?" Edward asked when I cam out of the bathroom.

"Don't we need a car seat?"

"I got it!!" Alice shouted from… somewhere, "It's in the Volvo!"

"Let's go then," I said as I picked up Johnny. We head down to the garage. That was the same Volvo he had in Forks, I know it is.

"I couldn't get rid of it, too many memories to let go," he shrugged and opened the back door so I could put Johnny Boy in the back.

"I love you," I said when I got back out.

"I love you, too, Bella, always have and always will." He bent down to kiss me.

"You know what?' I asked once

"What?"

"I just realized that I haven't really looked in a mirror since my change."

"What about when you got ready this morning?"

"I looked, but I didn't REALLY look."

"Ah, well we will have to change that when we get to the store."

"Not right away, first we need a diaper bag, bottles, formula, toys, baby clothes, and anything else Johnny Boy wants," I look back at Johnny and think 'how does that sound?' at him.

'I like it, Mommy!' he thinks back. Edward looks at us funnily. Oh, yeah. He doesn't know about all of my mind abilities.

I think I should freak him out a bit, and think 'What's with the face?' at him. His eyes gets wide and he almost swerves. Johnny boy and I crack up.

"I guess I forgot to tell you about that," I say between laughs.

"I guess that explains your voice in his head."

"Yeah," I am still giggling, and Johnny Boy has a wide, toothless grin.

"We're here," Edward half grumbled. He wasn't to keep about us laughing at him, poor Edward. But he still opened my door, and got Johnny out for me.

He was about to turn and leave, but I grabbed by the arm and said, "You know we love you."

"Sure you do," I put the arm that wasn't holding Johnny, and pulled him down.

"Why would you doubt me?" I ask before I kiss him, the was just a small peck, but I was holding Johnny.

"Silly Bells, I would never doubt you," he covered Johnny's eyes with one hand and lifted me up to kiss me deeper with the other.

"Now that we have an audience, lets go," we walk into the store. I just thought of something, "Edward?"

"Yes, love?"

"How long have you been here?"

"Well, the family has been here ever since we… and I just came back a couple months ago."

"So, how long have people known you where here?"

"Since we came here, but they think he where being home schooled, and that we are joining the school this year as sophomores."

"So we are sophomore parent?"

"Yep, but there are freshmen parents in this town."

"Oh," that's… interesting.

"Yeah," I picked up some onesies and held them in front of Johnny, when an old lady comes up beside me.

"Oh, what a cute baby. Is he your brother?"

"No, he's mine," I say.

"Oh, I see," she says, then mutters, "What a slut."

Apparently Edward heard he too, because he just came up behind me, "Bella, what do you think of these?" he asks, he is holding up a pair of white baby booties.

"Those are adorable," the lady says before I can get a word in, "are you the babies uncle?"

"No. I'm the father," Edward said, he was very proud of Johnny.

"Oh, I'm sorry it's just that, most teenage dads don't hang around"

"I'm not one of those Dads," then Johnny Boy wakes up and reaches for Edward.

"I see Mommy's not the favorite any more," I say, Johnny Boy just gives my a big, toothless smile.

"Well, you were holding him while he slept, so now he wants me," Edward grins as Johnny Boy nods.

"That's one smart baby."

"You don't know the half of it, lady," I say as she walks away.

"I want ice cream, Edward. Can we go get some?" Edward gives me a funny look, "Johnny and I can eat human food, and digest it, if we eat it, we don't have to hunt."

"Oh, okay. Does Johnny Boy want some too?" he held Johnny away from his body to look him in the eye.

"We will look weird if we get a baby an ice cream, he can have some of mine," Johnny pouts a little at the prospect of not getting his own ice cream, "and on the way home, we ca stop by the grocery store and get food for the house."

We went all through the store. We picked out a crib, in black. It can change into a real bed or a day bed. We also go a matching changing table and dresser. We also found a white bedding set that had black and gray poke-a-dots on it. We also got a stroller. It was bulky, but it worked and it was black, we seam to have a black theme… We also got a SlingRider baby carrier so we can use both of our hands if we need too. We also bought lots of clothes, everything from onesies to mini tuxes. Lets not forget the bottles, spoons, diapers, and such. We then left that store.

Edward put all our new buys n the car while I waited for him in front of the store.

"Okay, Johnny Boy, we are going to get ice cream, then look for Mommy some clothes," I said, I had put him in the carrier and was getting looks that clearly said 'aw' from all the passing girls. Those didn't bother me. What did bother me, though, where the lusty looks I was getting from the guys.

"Hey honey, how 'bout you get a babysitter and we go to my house?" Thank God Edward choose that moment to show up. He walked around the guy and put his arm around my waist.

"Come on, love, lets go get you and Johnny that ice cream," I smiled up at him and nodded. Johnny choose moment to cry. I took him out of the carrier and bounced him while rubbing his back. He is probably hungry. I look at his eye, they're close to black.

"Yeah lets go."

The ice cream place is a family owned and operated type of place. I love it it's one of those places that snobby people wouldn't be caught dead in.

"What do you want, Bella?"

"Vanilla."

"Okay," I know it's boring, but that's my favorite one that Johnny can have. Edward ordered it and we wait all of thirty seconds for it to be scoped.

"Is it going to be soft enough for Johnny?'

"I don't know, try it and see," I did just that, it was to hard, I don't think he could eat that without teeth.

"I think it might be too hard to chew with just gums," I stated, Johnny Boy looked sad, "Do they have soft-serve?" Edward nodded. 'Johnny, do you want chocolate or vanilla?' I thought-asked him.

'I want Chocolate, Mommy!' He replied. I looked at Edward to see if he got it, he nodded.

"Can I get a small, chocolate soft-serve bowl?" The lady gave one to him and gave him an all-to-friendly smile, "Thank you," he said and walked towards me. "Now, if you want this ice cream, you have to give me a kiss," I didn't want the ice cream, Johnny did. So, I lifted Johnny Boy up so he could give his daddy a kiss.

"Now, give your son his ice cream," I said to his shocked face, trying hard to keep in the laughter, that plan didn't work, I burst out laughing at him.

"Mommy's mean to Daddy," Edward told Johnny, you could see the laughter in his eyes though. I took out a baby spoon and bib out of the diaper bag and handed it to Edward. He looked curiously at them, not having to feed a baby before.

"Okay, hand him over to big, bad Mommy," I laughed, not wanting Johnny to starve, or become a complete mess, which I just pictured him becoming if I let Edward feed him before I showed him how. I showed Edward how to put the bib on, then I took the spoon, dipped it in the ice cream and brought it to Johnny's mouth, which was wide open and waiting for the ice cream. Edward seemed to get it, so I let him continue while I ate my ice cream.

I should have not done that. Edward missed Johnny's mouth three time, then when he did get it IN his mouth, it was too much and Johnny spit it out. The Ice cream he spit out, and that which was on his face, slid down to his bib. His bib had too much ice cream on it, so some of the ice cream slid of the bib and on to his onesie.

"Edward?"

"Yes, love?"

"Give me our child before you get ice cream all over him."

"Bella, I'm not getting ice cream ALL over him, just on the front."

"Edward," I warned.

"Fine," He huffed. I kissed his check as I took Johnny.

"Hey, Johnny Boy, did Daddy get you all sticky?" Johnny giggled and shook his head.

"Where are you going, Bella?"

"To the bathroom, someone has to clean up your mess," I went into the bathroom and set Johnny on the sink, "So, Johnny, did you like your ice cream," he giggled again and nodded, "ah, now hold still for Mommy," he stayed as still as a statue. I changed him out of his onesie and into a little gray tee shirt that says 'I'm a little star' in white and a pair of blue jeans.

We walked out of the bathroom to find an annoyed Edward and a flirting cashier. I walked up behind her and taped her on the shoulder, "Now, you wouldn't be trying to steal my baby's daddy, are you?" I had gotten a little bolder since Edward and I got back together.

"O-of co-course not," she stuttered.

"Come on love, we still need to get you clothes," Edward said before grabbing the ice creams and dragging me out the door.

"So, where are we going?"

"Over here," Edward lead me to a street that only had expensive looking stores. We had already finished the ice creams.

"Do we have to do expensive?"

"Yes," he said and took Johnny from me, "'I'm a little star' huh?"

"What? I liked it!"

"Why didn't we get any colors?"

"I don't know, I was wondering that too," we walked into the first store, as soon as I stepped in I wanted to step right out again. Everyone was looking at us.

"Come on, Bella, you probably need back here," Edward dragged me over to the section labeled 'Petite'. I took Johnny back from him as he started going through the clothes racks. He was as bad as Alice.

"Edward, you can slow down, you know," he grunted, and exchanged the clothes for Johnny.

I do have to admit, Edward has good taste. I would wonder if there is anything that he isn't good at, but I know what it is, feeding babies.

"Hey, Edward, these are good, we can go now," it was too late, he already had some more clothes in his hands. I took those clothes, and asked, "you didn't put any thing I wouldn't like in here, did you?"

"No," I didn't entirely believe him, but I let it go.

"Then lets just check out, I don't like the looks all the girls are giving you and Johnny," Just Edward attracted girls like a magnet, but Edward and Johnny attracted girls like an electric magnet.

"After you, love," after we left the store we went into another, and another. The same thing happened in all of them. Edward picked out clothes, I tried them on, Edward picked out more clothes, and we check out

"Edward, are we done yet?"

"One more store, Bella. You'll like this one."

"Uhuh, sure I will."

"Yes, you will," Edward lead me to this store that he was sure I would like. And he was right, I did like it. But only because it's a bookstore.

"I haven't read a good book in a while," I went crazy in this store. Edward just stood to the side, watching me. I got several books, which included: Pride and Predigest, A Bride Most Begrudging, The Demon Plague, The Green Angel, The Memory Keeper's Daughter, The Giver, Gathering Blue, The Messenger, Rules of Engagement, The Outsiders, and the Bloody Jack Adventures series. Edward was laughing at all the books I had in my arms.

"So, you found enough books, Bells?"

"Maybe, you know I could spend hours in hear."

"How about we go get food, then go home?"

"Sounds good," we go to the car after we check out. Edward, always the gentleman, opened Johnny's door so I could put him in, then my door.

It was a short drive to the local grocery. The whole time I was turned around in my seat, playing with Johnny I ask Alice to pick up some four-year-old clothes for him before we left this morning. So he didn't have to be a baby all the time, unless he wanted to.

"We're here!" Edward said.

"Yeah, I can see, now lets go get food!" Johnny Boy started to giggle and clap excitedly, "come on Johnny, and lets get some yummy, yummy food."

"Hey, what about Daddy?"

"Does Daddy like people food?"

"Uh, no. But I can still help!"

"Sure, honey, you just keep telling yourself that."

"Fine, I will," he grumbles, "I can help, I can help, I can-"

"Edward!"

"What? You told me to!"

"Come on," I grab his hand and drag him to the deli section, you have to start with the deli, "hmm, I think I will get… honey baked ham, roast beef, and hard salami. Edward, will you wait here and get it, I'll be in with the breads when you get done."

"Okay, Bella," I kiss his cheek and scurry off to the breads. I picked up loaf bread, a variety of buns, and cinnamon raisin swirl, and Edward isn't here yet. I wonder what's taking him so long…

'Edward?' I think out to him.

'Yes, Bella?'

'What's taking you so long?'

'The uh, meat-cutter-lady is flirting with me… a little help?'

'I'm on my way.' I walk back over to the deli, and the Edward was, and drooling women surrounded him. Not a sight that I like.

"Come on, honey, Johnny's getting tired, we need to finish shopping so we can put him to bed!" The crowd got disappointed looks, but didn't move.

"Coming, love," the crowd now started to thin out a bit. Johnny reached out to him, wanting to help get the girls to go away, "Hey buddy," Edward said, cradling Johnny in his arms. Most of the girls were gone now, just a few stayed, waiting, "Hey Mommy," Edward said to me, then he cored Johnny's Eyes like this morning and gave me a deep kiss.

"Behave your self, Daddy. We are still in public," Edward pouts, and I swear I heard a sigh. "Now, lets get our sandwich meat," a different girl was there this time, must have changed shifts, "I would like a pound or honey baked ham, a pound of roast beef, and a pound of Swiss cheese," she didn't even look up, just got strait to work. I liked her already.

Once we got the meats, I went to the cereal isle, I got honey nut cheerios, and coco pebbles. After that I picked up some baby food, milk, fruit, veggies, hot dogs, and hamburgers.

"Ready to go?"

"Ready when you are, captain."

"Silly Bella," Edward said as he lead me to the cash register.

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