Chapter 4

A/N: Yes, I'm not dead. I've just been busy!

Butters's POV

"Well, well, well! It looks like we have our first victim, General Disarray!" I held Lemmiwinks in my hand.

"Butters, can we not torment animals? I know we're 'villains,' but this is just dumb!"

"Yeah, you're right. We should do bigger crimes! And when I get grounded, I can blame you!"

Dougie chuckled. "You got me there!"

I sighed. I couldn't believe we had to help rebuild the town that we didn't destroy. I put the rodents we saved back in their respective boxes.

"Butters! Someone's here to see you!" My mom called.

"Co-coming, mom!" I grabbed Dougie's hand. "C'mon, Disarray! This might be Mysterion or the Coon!"

"But, we have to feed the rodents!" He shouted. I ignored him. It's so fun being bad!

"Hi Butters!" I saw Kenny. Next to him was Damien. He had a grim expression on his face.

"So, you discovered my evil lair!"

"Butters, we're not playing right now dude! We have a serious issue."

"Oh, sorry, just hold on a second." I took off my cape and tinfoil armor. "What's wrong, Ken?"

"PIP'S DEAD!" Damien sobbed.

"D-dead? You have to be kidding!" I dropped on my knees.

"You're joking right?" Dougie grabbed Kenny by the middle of his parka. "Kenny! Don't say stuff like that! Pip's one of our best friends!" He sobbed.

"I'm sorry, but this is no joke." Kenny sniffled. "You see, Damien's in love, and when he and other demons are in love…they can see when something bad happens to the one they love. Like a vision. It's a curse. And, the person he loved happened to be Pip and…he saw him dead…"

"It could've been a dream!" I said confidently.

"No." Kenny mumbled. "We found Pip's body. Or at least what's left of it. He was crushed by Mecha Streisand." Out of his pocket, Kenny took out Pip's trademark hat.

"No! I won't believe it! I can't!" I sobbed. "You could've saved him, Kenny! Or you, Damien! Why didn't you?"

"By the time I realized, it was too late." Damien mumbled.

"We couldn't focus on saving him and the town!" Kenny argued.

Through my tears, I saw Damien grab Kenny's arm. "Ken, please, no." Was all he said.

Kenny nodded. "We're rounding up a group of kids to avenge him.

"What? You know that's suicide! Mecha Streisand's like invincible!"

"No, she's not! We stopped her before! Plus, with Damiens demon powers, we can win!"

"I'm in!" Dougie said.

"I guess I'll go, too!" I sniffled.

"C'mon! We're heading off to Starks Pond!"

"Okay!" turned to get some sort of weapon.

"You don't need a weapon! Jimbo agreed to help us! He has plenty of guns!"

"Okay." Before I knew it, I was in Kenny's arms.