Author Notes

Okay, I asked if you wanted a lemon, and you were all like "GIVE US THE GOD DAMN LEMON, YOU SORRY SON OF A BITCH!" And at first I was pretty scared and excided, I mean, um, hello do you not see that right there! -Points up to words- SCARY! I got 10 reviews cuz I asked TEN! So I wrote the begining, of chapter 4, and chapter 5 will be posted as soon as I can get over to Obsessive's house. I CANNOT WRITE LEMONS PEOPLE, OBSESSIVE IS THE BRAINS THERE! So if you want a crappy lemon, okay comming at cha! But if you want a lemon chuck filled with citrus-ie good-ness, you can wait!

BY THE WAY- The words "I want you all over me," aren't actually my words, I heard them on a Gwen Stefani perfume ad on tv, while I was typing, it kinda fit right in, lol. okok, here you go

REVISED AT END!!


At first my body was in a slunk over position. By this time I had thrown on some clothes. After kicking him out for a moment to gather my thoughts I called him back in and he sat comfortably next to me. My elbows on my knees, my head hung over my open legs, I was relaxed. I mean I had just woken up from an involuntary nap. I, technically speaking, was tired. But when Naruto had chuckled out that he had raped me, out cold no less, I felt all that tiredness slowly drip from my body, with every movement. More so, I felt like I was being injected with energy. By the time I was dressed again, and Naruto was back in the room, I felt…pumped. I'm not quite sure…how, but I swung over in one swift motion, landing on top of Naruto, and pinning him to the bed. "Now, what did you do?" I saw the look on his face. It looked as if he was asking me to get him.

It wasn't until he pulled the cuffs of my un-buttoned shirt, he placed his mouth next to my ear, and whispered, "I want you all over me." He paused and giggled. That dobe always knew what words to put in my head.. I kissed from his nose all the way across his cheekbone to his ear and whispered. "You do, huh?" And wrapped my arms around his torso, mending our bodies into one. And just as I was about to begin undressing him, when I heard a knock on my door. "Who the hell could this be?"

"Sasuke, you do realize it's still your birthday. God knows who'll come next." I was just sick of this damn birthday already.

And then I realized how badly my ass hurt. Yay. I walked to the door. As I finished buttoning my shirt I opened that damned door, and who should be there, but Mr. Ruin-My-Day, himself, Itachi. "What the hell do you want, I'm kinda in the middle of something."

"Is that anyway to treat an elder, otōto-san?"

"You got something to say, Itachi, say it now or say it tomorrow, dammit. I told you, I. Am. Busy." Ok, now I was getting pissed. "Fine, I have something for you. I mean it is your birthday." He handed me a box, brightly colored with a black bow. "It's not a bomb is it?"

"Now that wouldn't make any sense at all, why would I want to blow up my only otōto?" He had been talking as he walked away, and by the time he had finished, he was back at his car, getting in. What a pain. I wish he would just leave me alone, or at least come when welcomed. My god.

I sat down on the couch in the living room, and Naruto came out of my room. "Who was it?"

"Itachi, he gave me a present." Naruto sat on the couch next to me, as I opened the little box. I pulled the bow, and it slid right off, I took off the lid, and it was a sex ed book. That son-of-a-bitch took me away from Naruto for a sex ed book? I knew how to have sex. I threw it of the ground, and took Naruto's hand. Now, not only was I pissed, I pumped. I feel sorry for Naruto when this is over. I dragged him back to my room, and threw him on the open bed, like a rag doll. I unbuttoned his shirt, I mean of all the times to have buttons, he decided now. Breaking most of the buttons off, I finnally got to the skin. I began to kiss his vulnerable lips, he tasted of what I always thought he would taste like, ramen, he ate so much of the god damn stuff, if he threw it back up he could open his own ramen stand. It was a battle of the tongues, and I was winning, up until I got tired and gave in.

Now he was doing the undressing. His hands were warm, and gentle, unlike mine who seemed to be getting to the point a lot faster that my brain could undertake.

Now our exposed bodies lay on this bed, alone in my apartment, and I realized what Naruto's present was. That he was giving it to me, this was all a part of his grand master plan.

And at this moment, I could care less.


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