Chapter 9: Truth or Dare (blame this chapter on my new co author wynturchylde who is willing to take all the blame so flame her not me at a long sleep over and LOTS OF SWEETS!)
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!! ONLY THE PLOT AND OF COURSE... my characters -
The girls were screaming with unadulterated joy while the boys groaned in agony. The boys didn't want to play but seeing as how Temari locked the door they had no choice.
"Alright who wants to go first?" asked Sakura with a grin.
"I will!" said Temari with her hand in the air. "Okay I have a dare first for two people. Hinata, Kira, come here." The girls got up and made their way over to Temari who started whispering something in their ears. After about a minute Hinata jumped back.
"Oh no, I can't do that. I have a boy friend," she said hysterically.
"I don't have a problem with it," said Kira dully.
Temari smirked at Hinata. "It's either that Hinata or you're going to strip for everyone to see."
Hinata blushed and Naruto was outraged. "HELL NO!! My girl friend is not stripping in front of people. I don't care what the first dare is Hinata, just do it," he said demandingly. Hinata nodded and her face turned red. Kira grabbed her by the arm and walked over to Gaara. What happened next shocked everyone, except Temari of course.
Kira straddled Gaara's hips and placed her lips on his and proceeded to make out with him. Hinata then sat beside him and also started to kiss and nip at Gaara's neck. Gaara just sat there dumb struck and blinking.
"HEY!" shouted Kankuro as he pointed a finger at his brother. "That's not fair. Why does he get two chicks?"
'Pervert,' thought Ino.
The girls went on for a few more minutes before Naruto jumped up. He moved swiftly over to his girlfriend and grabbed her around the waist, pulled her away from Gaara, and back into his lap. Hinata buried her face in his chest. Kira then just sat back down beside Gaara who was still blinking and looking dumb struck.
"Alright," said Kira, "since Hinata is too mortified to go next I will." Kira looked around the room and saw Kankuro pouting in his seat and smirked.
Each of Kira's sisters looked at each other. "Uh-oh," they said in unison. They new that look and it meant Kira had an evil plan, not really evil evil but still evil.
"Kankuro," said Kira and the boy looked at her. "I dare you to strip tease for Ino right here in front of everybody." Some people gasped, Ino's face turned red, and Temari turned a glare to Kira.
"You bitch, I don't want to see that," she seethed.
"Well revenge is sweeter," she smirked. Kankuro had a wide grin on his face as he stood and turned to Ichigo.
"Mood music please?" he asked. Ichigo ran from the room then came back quickly with a radio in her hand. She turned it on and started play the "I'm too sexy," song. The girls started cheering as Kankuro stood in front of Ino and started taking off his shirt slowly. Ino had her face in her hands to hide her blush but was peeking through her fingers. Kankuro took off his shirt and put in on Ino's head. He slowly unbuttoned his pants and let them fall to the floor. Some people started laughing at what he was wearing. Brown boxers were covered in characters from the Disney movie, Pinocchio with a large picture of the puppets face right at the croch. What made it funny was that Pinocchio's nose was long. Kankuro then started to dance a little. Ino took a twenty out of her pocket and stuck it in the waist band of his underwear. Tenten and Sakura followed. Temari couldn't take it anymore.
"OKAY!! That's enough," she screamed.
Kankuro pouted and muttered something in Ino's ear just barely so everyone else could hear too. "I'll give you your money's worth later." Ino blushed even more as everyone else laughed at Temari who was mortified beyond belief. Kankuro put his clothes back on.
"You know how about we just leave out the Truth and keep the dare?" asked Tenten. Everyone agreed.
"Alright Kankuro who are you going to dare?" asked Lee.
Kankuro looked around the room and spotted Ichigo. "Actually I have a truth question for Ichigo," he smirked. Ichigo raised an eye brow at him.
"Well what is it?" she asked.
"Is it true that you can control bugs?" All the leaf ninja's stared wide-eyed at Ichigo who just simply shrugged. Kankuro knew what he was doing. He knew there were two controllers of bugs in the room and he wanted to see what would happen.
"Yes it's true, big deal," said Ichigo who crossed her arms over her chest. People looked from Ichigo to Shino who was just looking up at the red head from his spot on the floor. You couldn't see his facial expression do to the collar on his shirt covered his mouth and his sunglasses hid his eyes.
"My turn." Ichigo looked at her sister Momoko and smirked. "Choji." The boy looked at her. "I dare you to pour chocolate syrup on Momoko's stomach and lick it off."
"Oooohh." The girls started giggling and the boys just smirked at Choji who held the same expression as Momoko. Utter embarrassment. Ichigo pulled out a bottle of syrup from beside her chair and tossed it at Choji. (yes this was her plan from the start)
"It's either that or run down the street naked," she smirked. Choji paled.
"Fine," said Choji.
"Hold it," said Momoko as she stood up. "Ichigo you realize I'm wearing a dress, right?"
Ichigo just smirked. "So?"
Momoko groaned but lay on the couch anyway. Temari, Shikamaru, Naruto, and Hinata all got off to give her room. Momoko pulled her dress up to just under her breasts revealing soft cotton underwear with a peach charm on it. She then waited a crimson blush on her cheeks. Choji was blushing as well as he opened the chocolate syrup and poured a little on her stomach. As his soft lips touched her stomach, Momoko wanted to close her eyes at the feeling but just bit her lip instead. Choji gently kissed the syrup off her stomach, making sure there was none left before sitting up again. Ichigo groaned.
"Not enough," she then grabbed the bottle and poured a large amount near Momoko's belly button and all along her bare legs. "That's better."
Momoko shivered. "Cold." Everyone laughed and watched as Choji licked the rest of the syrup in a matter of minutes. The two of them then sat up and the blushing girl pulled her dress down.
"Aw that was so cute," said Sakura. Choji and Momoko just blushed even harder. "Okay Choji your turn."
Choji was silent for a moment as he watched poor Momoko bury her face in her knees. He then looked up at Ichigo and Shino. "Alright I got one. Shino." The boy with the sunglasses looked at him. "I dare you to trade bugs with Ichigo."
Ichigo nearly choked on the soda she was drinking and Shino grew stiff.
"What?" asked Choji. Everyone watched as Ichigo blushed and looked down at Shino who looked back at her a small blush also on his cheeks.
Shino cleared his throat. "Um… technically Choji to trade bugs, in the insect clans is a very intimate process… usually done by married couples only or at least those who are dating."
"If we do do this that means Shino is offically asking me out and I'm agreeing," said Ichigo.
"Oh shut up and just trade bugs. Shino just give her a some of your bugs and she'll give you some of hers, k?" said Temari. Shino and Ichigo just looked at each other before sighing. Shino stood up and pulled Ichigo from her seat. Sitting in her spot he then pulled her down to him. She faced him with her knees on either side of his hips. Shino placed his hands on her waist and pulled her flushed against him. Hundreds of bugs then began crawling all over Ichigo.
"Oh that kind of intimate," muttered Lee who currently was holding a bloody nose.
A scream was heard and everyone looked to see Momoko scrambling to the other side of the room away from Shino and Ichigo and brace herself against the wall.
"What's with her? First the spiders and now this?" asked Naruto who had Hinata snuggled to his chest and her face in his neck.
"Momoko has an extreme fear of bugs. On one of our missions she fell into a pit with millions of bugs ranging to the harmless to the not so harmless. She was stuck down there for an hour and since then any bug that doesn't fly like moths, butterflies, or dragonflies… she fears," said Mika who was still in Kiba's lap.
"Ah," said Naruto as he turned back to Shino and Ichigo. "You're turn Ichigo."
The girl sighed and grabbed a tiny pouch that was clipped to her belt on her waist, no one noticed it till now. Opening it carefully she reached in and pulled out a loose fist. Placing her other hand underneath the first one she cupped her hands together. She then opened her hands to reveal a vibrant green dragonfly. The dragonfly fluttered its wings a bit then took flight, landing in Ichigo's hair.
"A dragonfly?" asked Lee as he stared at the tiny bug. "You only have one?"
Ichigo smirked. "No, I have more. Its just this one stays with me all the time."
"Okay, then where's the rest?" asked Naruto who, for reasons unknown seem to be getting a little edgy.
Ichigo smiled and formed her hands into the ram sign. Closing her eyes she focused her charka. Slowly, as if a breeze was in the room, Ichigo's hair started to float only slightly. Bringing her index finger to her mouth Ichigo bit down on the skin and drew blood. She then took her finger, held it over the tiny pouch, and squeezed till a tiny drop of blood fell to the bottom of the pouch. The next thing everyone knew is ten to thirty dragonflies flew out of the pouch in Ichigo's lap. Ichigo then bit down on her tongue till it bled before kissing Shino, her blood falling in to his mouth. Instantly all the dragonflies flew at Shino. Several landed in his hair and the others disappeared.
Naruto, Lee, and Kiba all stared in shock at Ichigo but then Lee passed out.
"NANI!" shouted Naruto. "How did all those come from that little thing?"
Ichigo just held open the bag to reveal a summoning seal on the inside of the bag. "I don't carry my dragonflies around like Shino does his kikaichu. If I'm indoors I have to summon them."
"Alright it's Shino's turn," said Hinata.
"Alright, Naruto I dare you to run down the street, in nothing but your boxers screaming 'I got laid'," said Shino and everyone laughed. Hinata and Kiba looked at Shino like he grew two heads.
Kankuro leaned over to Shino. "Isn't that something you should be saying. Given your current cough position?" Shino just shrugged as Ichigo curled herself against his chest.
Naruto just shrugged. "Okay," he said as he got up and walked to the front door. Everyone followed and watched as he stripped down to his swirly boxers. He opened the door. "Wish me luck." He ran out the door and down the street and yelled "I GOT LAID!"
Five minutes later Naruto came back screaming at the top of his lungs. "HINATA SAVE ME!! YOU'RE DAD'S ON A RAMPAGE!!!" Naruto came barreling into the mansion with Hinata's dad hot on his heels, byakugan activated.
Neji stood in front of Hiashi. "Hyuuga-sama, please calm down. Nothing really happened I swear it was just a dare." Hiashi's eye was twitching.
"Then what are those on his neck?" he pointed to Naruto's neck which held purple splotches where Hinata's head was ealier.
Naruto slapped a hand over his neck. "Nothing! It's um... uh... HEAT RASH... yea... that's it," said Naruto hesitantly.
Hiashi pointed a finger at Neji. "You keep an eye on him got it?" Neji nodded as Hiashi left. Everyone looked at Naruto.
"What?" he said. "He was in a strip club when I ran by."
"STRIP CLUB!?" yelled Hinata and Neji. Hinata then passed out and Neji starts laughing hysterically till he passes out do to lack of air. Shino looked at Kiba.
"Disturbing enough for you?" he asked.
Kiba looked back at Shino. "Uh… yea, that's more like you." Mika, who was still being held captive in Kiba's arms, looked back and forth between the boys. She then tried to wiggle out of Kiba's grasp but Kiba growled and bit the back of her neck gently. Mika immediately stops struggling and goes some what limp.
'Those two really do act like dogs,' thought Naruto as he watched Kiba and Mika. Then an idea struck him and he smirked evily.
"Okay everyone back into the den," said Temari as she forced everyone back in.
"Okay it's my turn and I know exactly who to dare. Hey Lee you mind getting me the video camera and I'll be right back," said Naruto as he left to go into the kitchen. Lee got up and left the room to get a camera. A few minutes later they both came back in and Naruto was holding a box of "Happy Doggy" milk bones.
"What the fuck are those for?" asked Kiba as he stared at the box.
"Kiba I dare you to start a commercial promoting "HAPPY DOGGY MILK BONES!!!" grinned Naruto as he held up the shiny red box. Kiba sweat dropped.
"You want me to do what?" asked Kiba.
"Make a commercial what else, but the catch is you have to eat the milk bone and not give it to Akamaru," grinned Naruto. "And you have to pretend like you've actually eaten them before. And everyone, NO laughing." Lee held up the camera and Naruto handed the box to Kiba. Naruto then grabs Mika's wrist and pulls her away from Kiba making him growl.
"Don't worry dog boy you'll get her back after the dare," said Kankuro over one of Shikamaru's particularly loud snores. Temari elbow Shikamaru who sat up with a snort.
"What?" Temari just held a finger to her mouth in a hushing gesture.
"Alright Kiba and… ACTION!" said Naruto and Lee turned on the camera and gave him a thumbs up.
"Tired of the same old boring dog treats. Then try "Happy Doggy" milk bones. They're rich in nutrients, have plenty of vitamins and minerals, and guaranteed to make your dog's teeth whiter, healthier, and diminish bad breath." As Kiba went on about how delicious the dog bones were Sakura leaned over to Mika.
"Mika," she whispered. "I dare you to take a milk bone out of Kiba's mouth and wink at the camera but you have to do it sexy like." Mika grinned and nodded.
"These milk bones are so good," said Kiba. "That you yourself can eat it." Kiba stuck one of the milk bones in his mouth and was about to eat when...
"MINE!" came Mika as she jumped into the picture. She wrapped her arms around Kiba's neck and kissed him. When she pulled away from him she had the milk bone firmly in her mouth and she winked at the camera before walking out of the picture, making sure her hips swayed from side to side. Kiba blinked a couple times before looking back at the camera. Everyone had to put a hand over their mouths to keep from laughing at Kiba's face.
"Well, there you have it. Happy Doggy Milk Bones. Good for your dog, good for you." Kiba wiggled his eyes brows and grinned with a thumbs up.
Lee turned off the camera. "And cut." Everyone began laughing and Mika placed herself in Kiba's lap and gave him the rest of the dog bone that she didn't eat.
"It's actually not that bad," she said happily. Kiba just shrugged and stuck the dog treat in his mouth. Naku came from the corner where Akamaru and Kytanna laid and jumped on Kiba's lap. He looked up at the boy with his little puppy eyes. Kiba took a small piece of the dog bone and gave it to the pup who just curled himself up in Mika's lap happily.
"Alright for my dare... hehe," smirked Kiba as he looked over to Neji. "Neji I dare you to put on a hot sexy red dress from Tenten's closet and wear it for the rest of the night."
Neji gaped and stared wide eyed at 'dog boy'. The girls laughed and Tenten grabbed Neji's hand and dragged her boyfriend up to her room. About twenty minutes later Neji came down in a skimpy red dress, bright red lipstick, grey eye shadow, and his hair was done up in a french twist. All the boys began cat calling at Neji who just glared at them.
"Um Tenten," said Ino. "No offense but your boyfriend looks hotter in that dress than you do."
"I know," said Tenten as she and Neji sat down. Tenten then whispered something in Neji's ear and while so he grabbed a pillow and placed it in his lap. The blush that formed on his face slowly began to travel down his neck.
"Question!" said Kankuro as he raised his hand. "Are all women turned on that much by crossdressing."
Ino looked up at him. "Don't even think about it. But for Tenten... yea she is."
All of a sudden the den door flew open and in stormed in Hiashi. "I have come to check on my dau..." his voice trailed away as he spotted Neji. "Um... Goodbye."
"I am never going back to the Hyuuga estate again," said Neji in total embarrasment. "I'm never gonna live this down am I?"
"Nope!" said Naruto happily.
"Alright, Neji dare someone," said Sakura.
Neji laid eyes on Shikamaru who was half asleep again. "Shikamaru," he said. The boy turned a lazy gaze to him. "I dare you to take Temari on a date to breakfast tomorrow."
Temari grinned and was litterally screaming on the inside with pure joy. Shikamaru just shrugged.
"What ever, this game is troublesome anyway. Fine I'll do it," he said lazily then flopped back on the couch. "Temari I dare you to wake him up." Shikamaru pointed at Gaara who was still on the love seat blinking like a mad man and staring off into space. Temari's happy bubble was instantly popped.
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" she yelled.
"This is a drag, no I'm not kiddding," replied Shikamaru. Temari sweatdropped but crawled over to her little brother anyway. Thinking of something quickly she stuck her finger in her mouth then stuck in Gaara's ear.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" yelled Gaara. Sand immediately came out of his gourd and pinned his sister to the wall. Once he realized it was her he let her go. Temari grumbled and sat back in her chair. Gaara looked around the room. "Where's Momoko and Choji?" Everyone looked around as well and shrugged. He then he saw that Ichigo was fast asleep in Shino's lap in a very promising position and you couldn't really see about Shino. Kiba and Mika had moved to the corner with the dogs... and wolf. Kiba was munching on a dog biscut with the pets while Mika was fast asleep, using his lap as a pillow and clinging to his pants.
"Alright Ino I dare you to put on the sexiest outfit you have and then," Temari motioned for Ino to come here then she whispered something in her ear. Ino looked at Temari like she was kiss her out of pure joy. Getting up Ino ran from the room. Ten minutes went by and Ino came back down wearing black spiked three inch heels, fishnet stockings complete with garder, a tight short leather skirt, chain belt, and a purple see through belly shirt and black lacy bra underneath. Every single boy got a nose bleed, Gaara not so much as the others but still. Ino then walked over to Kankuro and grabbed his hand.
"It's time that you fullfilled your promise," she said. Ino stops at the door, turnes around and points a figner at Tenten. "I'm sick and tired of seeing your hair up all the time. I dare you to take it down those rediculous mouse ears." Ino then walked out of the room with a baffled but smirking Kankuro.
As Ino left Tenten grabbed her buns and took them down. Long brown hair flowed down her back and Neji stared at her in awe.
"You should take your hair down more often," he said and kissed her forehead leaving a lipstick print. Tenten smiles and shrugs.
"Oka..." a loud crack and a yelp came from upstairs.
"OW! INO WHAT THE HELL?!" came Kankuro's voice. Everyone looked at Temari.
"What did you dare her to do?" asked Lee.
"Oh my brother needed to be punished so I told her to do what ever she saw fit." Another yell was heard.
"HOLY FUCKING KAMI!!" came Kankuro's voice but nobody could decern whether it was a scream of pleasure or PAIN! Everyone sweatdropped.
"OKAY... back to the game. Tenten if you please," said Naruto. (slap "AHHH")
Tenten smiled. "Okay Lee. Since every girl here doesn't think of you as... attractive due to the green... leot'ard" ("It is not leotard" protested Lee... no one heard him) "I dare you to take it off and come back in here ONLY wearing the bangages and your... titty whities.
"WHAT?!" scremed all the girls who knew him.
"NO!" said Lee dramatically. "I can not and will not to such a vulgar thing in front of beautiful young youthful Ladies."
Tenten glared at him and pulled out a kunai. "Now before I make you." Lee meeped and ran from the room.
Quickly Temari spoke up. "Sakura I dare you, when Lee comes back, to grab his ass," she smirked.
"WHAT?" yelled Sakura.
"I... don't... really want to see Lee-kun in his... underwear," said Hinata. ("Trust me Hinata you do," Tenten whsipered to her and Neji lifted a brow.)
"That's why you have to do this dare Sakura because... face it.. he's not attractive so... oh Kami!" her voice faded at she stared at the doorway. There was Lee in all his glory wearing nothing but the bandages and ... black satin boxers(??) All that taijutsu really paid off in sculpting a pefect six pack and lean muscles along his back, legs, shoulders, and arms. All the remaining girls save for Tenten sported nose bleeds. Suddenly Sakura was more then willing to go along with her dare and grabbed Lee's ass. All the girls then passed out save for Tenten who wasn't paying attention at all and Kira simply wipped a little of blood away from her nose.
The boys all sweatdropped. "I think it's time we went to bed," said Neji. (WHACK! "YEOW BABY!") The boys sighed and left leaving most of the girls behind. Naruto picks up Hinata and carries her out of the room followed by Tenten and Neji who just happened to be stumbling in tight red heels. Kira gets up with Gaara and starts out the door but then stops and looks at Kiba.
"I warn you now," she said. Kiba looked at her. "Mika clings in her sleep and she doesn't let go." She then left with Gaara in tow. Kiba shrugged and picked Mika up in his arms being careful as to not hurt Naku who was craddled in her arms.
'Oh yes... she would definately make a good mother,' thought Kiba as he headed up the stairs. 'Wait... What the fuck am I thinking that for?' He then looked down at the sleeping girl and smiled. Since he didn't know where her room was he just went straight to his. Kissing her forehead he placed her under the sheets after taking off her vest then he took off his own sweatshirt and crawled in with her and fell asleep. Akamaru and Kytanna laid snuggled together in a corner.
Down stairs in the office sat Momoko in Choji's lap. They were on the computer looking up food recipies to try.
"Oooh, that would be good for dessert," said Choji as he pointed to a chocolate mousse cake.
"OH FUCK YES!" Momoko and Choji sweatdropped at the sound of Kankuro's voice.
AN// WOOT ANOTHER CHAPTER DONE!! This one is extremely long but I am very proud. My brest friend, wynturchylde, helped me write this and so I hope you all like it. HEHE
P.S... Blame her not me . All the raunchy stuff is all her... with a little me XD