I'm very sorry I haven't update this story sooner, hopefully you Hill find a way to forgive me.
Chapter 4: Scattered ashes
-Mr. Q we might have a situation? - Pete told Q while holding his broken nose.
-Are you stupid? We already have a situation…I was this close of getting laid- Q answered back angrily while putting his hands together.
-You think I'm that easy- Helena responded back getting her composure back on track, after all she was an Italian lady; she should never look desperate…no matter how horny she was.
-I know you are honey- Q said with a soft innocent tone of voice and then added with a charming tone - Do you think we can have something quick and spare the "I love you" and "I've missed you part"?
-No- she responded while looking for something in her purse, he only wished for condoms instead she took out a cell phone…It was going to be one of those days.
-Can you call the guy in the blue spandex? - Q asked Helena while making a mental count of the inmates.
-I don't think so- Helena was dialing 911 in despair.
-Why? - Pete realized they were talking about superman.
-!Because they fired her ass…that's why!- Q responded with an ironic smile…they were at least 200 inmates and someone was going to do something stupid, it was just a matter of time…besides they had Tom Cruise…things were not looking up for him, who knows what the midget might do to get some publicity.
-Is that how you want to get in my panties? - Helena's face was flustered with anger…No way we're doing this now.
-You take a perverse pleasure at turning me down- Q responded almost upset, no dry cleaning, no jelly beans, no sex, and no doctors to pick on…this place sucks.
-It's what I live for. Once in a while, though, try to ruin my day. Ask me something I can say "yes" to. Helena responded with a sweet almost childish voice.
-Can you call your surrogate father? you know the one with the black spandex suit- Q responded trying to get a reaction.
-I'll kill you retarded so of a $&- Helena threw the phone against him, Q dodge and started running away from her…she was mad.
Pete trying to control the chaos on the room tried to tackle her since she was smaller than Q and for his surprised she jumped on top of him, and kicked him in the back of the skull knocking him unconscious, then throwing his body to the ground against a corner… that would take care of him for a couple of minutes..-You know I'll never get convicted for killing a deranged patient inside the asylum- Helena's voice was hoarse and deep.
-This is a mental hospital girl get you're facts straight- Q was moving backwards waiting for her to jump on him, the medication had an awful side effect…he wasn't as quick as he wanted to… she was on the top of her game…he was going to lose.
-You got a big "Keep Out" sign stapled on your forehead- Helena was getting closer to him.
-That explains it, I told them to put it on my door- Q was trying to reach and agreement.
-Even if real human contact is something you don't have or even want or need, you should at least be able to see it in other people- Helena stopped her motion, she was getting ready for the attack, like a big cat in national geographic…a big fat cat, thinking like that was one of the thing that got me in this mess…Q thought to himself…for some reason she started crying.
-Very noble gesture. My favorite kind: dramatic, yet completely empty- Q responded and even dared to smile, he just couldn't help himself.
It happened in a second…she tackle him and he didn't put a fight…she kicked him and punched him over and over again…and in an instant second she kissed him with force trying to bite off his lips while holding his hair on her fingernails and pushing him down on the floor…she wanted to press her lips so hard that blood just started to flow from his mouth, he moved around her and got on to up her…she felt him and playfully moan…she gasp for some air and said in a whisper: It seems you missed me!
-Is that or these pills are really good- Q responded while trying to break her garments.
Exactly in that moment a psychotic stomp inside the room, he was a large man and while as soon as he realized what those two were doing jump right ahead to the action…Q tried to stop him but he got sucker punch and he landed in the other corner of the room…he had to blame it on the pills, he couldn't be getting that old.
Helena quickly got the crazy man with a one punch and two kicks combo, she tried to see if the cell phone worked, but just as they expected it, it was broken…she was trying to closed the door, since her dress was broken (geez…I wonder why) and helped Q getting up.
-You know you look kind of cute under this circumstances, even if you keep doing stupid things- Helena told Q.
-Everybody does stupid things, but it shouldn't cost them everything they want in life- Q responded.
-No, it shouldn't, but it usually does. On the other hand…it means someone can actually beat the Batman- Helena responded with a smile…then an explosion pushed them against the wall and destroyed the door filling the room with a sulfur smell and broken glass.
Helena tried to grab Q's arm…he was determine to get out and to stop the madness, it would not be long until crazy Mel Gibson started believing he was Torquemada in the Spanish inquisition and start murdering those infidels formerly known as doctors.
Q kissed her in the forehead and started to run towards the hallway….screaming to the top f his lungs….-I have the jelly beans-
Helena couldn't understand his plan and quickly passed out.