A/N: This story was requested by .5851. Enjoy!
A very useful skill in life, as almost everyone knows, is knowing how to either exasperate or seriously annoy your friends and enemies. Ahsoka already knew how to annoy most of these aforementioned people; Barriss couldn't stand prissy princesses, Ventress hated Ahsoka in general, Master Windu intensely disliked people teasing him about his purple lightsaber, Dooku didn't like being insulted ('cause most of the insults were true), et cetera.
But the one person Ahsoka couldn't crack was Master Kenobi. Nothing broke his famed calm; the man was un-annoyable, no matter what Ahsoka did! She'd tried everything and observed all the annoying things that even got on her nerves, but nothing worked, of that she was sure — pranks did nothing, and when opponents insulted him, he just insulted back. Even Master Skywalker at his worst elicited only a reprimanding "Anakin." And that stopped Master Skywalker right in his tracks.
But as Ahsoka lay moping in her room, a brilliant idea occurred to her. Maybe, just maybe, she and Anakin working together might just do the trick.
Ahsoka was standing toe-to-toe with Anakin, and they were arguing and yelling at the top of their voices. Of course, Ahsoka had long since forgotten what the argument was about, and she wasn't even concentrating on what she was saying.
But that wasn't important. What was important was that Master Kenobi was standing there, watching, looking more annoyed than she had ever seen him.
"So, Master," Anakin said, crossing his arms and turning to face Obi-Wan. "Who do you think is right?" Ahsoka had no idea what was going on, but she turned and added as belligerently as possible, "Yeah, who?"
Obi-Wan turned his gaze towards the roof, in an expression that clearly read; why me?
He took a breath, then replied with a loud, "Would you just be quiet, the both of you, and leave me alone?!"
The bearded Master spun on his heel and strode off.
Anakin followed Obi-Wan, casting a glare over his shoulder, leaving a delighted Ahsoka standing on her own in the hallway.
So, that's how you annoy Obi-Wan.
A/N: You guys know the drill. :)