Rating: T for language and sexual description
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee. If I did Sam played by Chord Overstreet (unf unf) would definitely be Kurt's boyfriend absolutely hands down.
A/N: So . . . I decided to continue. Yeah, Sam might not be Kurt's boyfriend but oh well. It's not like my version of Faith and etc are canon either. Oh, and Sam's last name is Elliot apparently. Yum. And . . . I've been attempting to read some fics with Sam in them but he tends to be a doucheberry or tool for "OMG KINN LUV!11 3 3 #" or both. Mostly both.
And that makes me lol.
It's okay, Sam, at least I love you.
This might sound strange but he wants Barbara—formally known as Rachel Berry. It's odd. He doesn't really like her—she's annoying as hell—but she's Finn Hudson's and Finn Hudson has become his idol. This is also odd, Sam thinks, because he also thinks Finn is a First Class Doofus.
But the oddest thing of it all is that while he wants Barbara, and while he wants to be like the girl-swarmed Finn Hudson, and while he's a football player and (he considers) pretty butch as butch men go (not Karofsky-butch however), he also has a boner right now.
Erections, also known as boners, are not odd or uncommon among hormone-driven teenage boys—or the male species in general, for that matter—but getting them while naked, except for a towel around the waist, surrounded by other young men naked, except for a towel around the waist is, in Sam's opinion, is odd.
And not comfortable, thank you very much.
He gets up. "I'm leaving."
"Um, okay?" Finn says, looking up.
"I mean, I'm going to put my clothes on like a civil, considerate child, but after that I'm leaving."
Finn nods, confused. After all, football practice is over. "Okay."
Sam glances at him. "You helped me out."
"Huh?"
"With football. You were showing me your strategies and et cetera. Like a mentor. Like I asked."
"You didn't ask for me too—"
"I did—indirectly. Thanks. And I'll see you around—first glee meeting tomorrow? Yeah." Sam turns. "Okay. Now, I'm leaving."
He leaves and Finn feels even more confused. "Uh, bye," he says.
Sam walks down the locker room, hand covering his eyes. Odd, odd, this is odd, he thinks. His other hand clutches his clothes tightly as he makes his way to one of the toilet stalls, pushing it open and locking it. No one can see this little—well, not little, he thinks smugly—monstrosity.
He drops his towel. He stares at It and names It Neil because he refuses to call it his penis, because penises are awkward enough. He briefly wishes he was a girl then reconsiders because a girl doctor is as unnatural as a girl football coach.
He shudders at the thought of Coach Beiste.
Well, he can't do anything about Neil here. He quickly puts his clothes on and he follows his former statement—he leaves.
Our first Glee Club meeting will be held today in room 216 today after school.
When Kurt sees his best friend in the school parking lot the next morning he high-tails out of his shiny black car and makes his way towards her, waving.
"Mercedes!"
She hears him and gives a smile. "Hey, Kurt!"
Kurt stops, a bit out of breath. He's out of shape—thank God they were starting Cheerios again. "You've been gone for days. I was beginning to think you caught swine flu and keeled over."
His favorite diva chuckles and says, "Nah, just a bug. But if I die, I'll let you be the first to know."
"How reassuring."
They begin to stroll towards school. "Anything exciting happen while I was gone?"
"What in Sam Hell could happen Lima, Ohio in the span of a couple days?" Kurt sighs, shaking his head at the lack of pizazz the cow town had to offer.
"True dat," Mercedes agrees. "Speaking of Sam, how is he? And the others, I mean. The newbies."
"I thought it was obvious that I don't dare approach Sam to ask him about his daily life in fear of being slushied. Evans and Lyra, I don't have classes with at all."
Mercedes looks at Kurt expectantly. "Well?"
"Well, what?"
"Well, what about Faith? How's she?" She laughs again. "Been chatting about all the celebrity gossip with her—y'know, JT, GaGa, Jesus?"
"Erm, no." Kurt frowns. "We haven't talked much."
"Oh. She's such a talker, though."
Kurt shrugs. "Let's—let's just get to first period. Screw the seating arrangement—I'm sitting by my BFF. Besides, I can tell Mr. Dodenhoff has a thing for emotionally-damaged gay youths."
"Alright, everyone here?" Mr. Schuester looks around the room at the members of the club. There's Brittany and Santana who chat with each other, sometimes turning in Quinn's direction to talk. Quinn sits next to Kurt, Mercedes, and Lyra, commenting every so often on their Filipino fashion talk. Artie sits awkwardly by Matt, who also feels awkward. They watch Tina and Mike sit together, hand in hand. They're dating. Apparently. Puck rolls his eyes at Finn who is listening to Rachel drone on and on about her already picked out and rehearsed songs selections. Puck then changes his attention to Sam and Evans, who he knows aren't bitten by the love bug and prone to act like love-struck pussies. Faith isn't there.
"Oh, Faith isn't here," Artie states, finally tearing his eyes away from the Tina-Mike scene.
Kurt perks up. "Though," he says as he wraps an arm around Mercedes and gives a little squeeze, "Mercedes is here, fortunately back and well on glee club's first day."
"Who's Mercedes? That black chick who belts like Arthea?" Sam asks.
"She is much more than 'that black chick who belts like Arthea,'" Kurt snaps. "But yes."
"I'll take that as a compliment," Mercedes says to Sam.
Sam asks, "Can I call you Toyota?"
"No."
". . .Mustang."
"You're pushing it, White Boy." Mercedes gives Sam a warning look and he is silenced.
"Faith isn't here," Artie repeats. "For anyone who listens to me. . . ."
"That's right," Puck says. "Where is Holy Mama?"
Before Mr. Shuester can comment, Faith arrives and announces, "I'm right here." She looks pristine and put together—her curly, blonde hair clipped back from her face, she wears a baby-blue flowery dress and a determined smile.
"Faith . . . You're late."
"I'm aware, Mr. Schuester, and I'm sure sorry, but I had to memorize my monologue and test my vocals."
The teacher and students stare at her.
Faith smiles. "This world made of the children God—modeled after Him, yes, but we do not share his upmost perfection. Humans sins. We sin everyday so we must repent everyday. If you want to bask in the holiness that is Jesus Christ, our Savior in Heaven then you must learn from your mistakes and ask for His forgiveness. Now, I'm not saying that one sin is worse than the other, but if I were to make a list"— her focus turns to Kurt alone—"homosexuality would be right under murder."
The room is quiet. Mercedes scrunches her nose, glancing at Kurt.
"Faith," Mr. Schuester starts.
"But don't worry, for there is still hope! And without farther adieu," the blond says cheerfully, "I would like to perform a song called Jesus Will Still Be There by The Point of Grace." She nods in Brad's, the Piano Man, direction and he starts to play the music.
"Things change," she sings in a sickeningly sweet voice,
"Plans fail
You look for love on a grander scale
Storms rise
Hopes fade
And you place your bets on another day
When the going gets tough
When the ride's too rough
When you're just not sure enough"
Faith makes a spectacle that she is singing to Kurt with her hands stretched out towards him as is in expecting a bear hug or something ridiculous. As if she's supportive friend.
"Jesus will still be there
His love will never change
Sure as a steady rain
Jesus will still be there
When no one else is true
He'll still be loving you
When it looks like you've lost it all
And you haven't got a prayer
Jesus will still be there!"
She keeps singing. The lyrics are obnoxiously religious and preachy. Everyone feels uncomfortable, especially Kurt. He looks away, gazing at the wall. He accidently locks eyes with Sam. The football player quirks an eye-brow. He seems amused, the bastard.
"When it looks like you've lost it all
And you haven't got a prayer
Jesus will still be there!"
This is one of those times Kurt feels like crying.
A/N: This wasn't a very humorous chapter, sorry. :/ And please ignore spelling mistakes and grammar, this is just for fun.
Also, Spoilers say either Puck or Artie won't make it into Glee Club, but what is done is done in this fic. Sorry~ Ignore, ignore. It's not like they're important in this fic.
And this spoiler is cruel and I love it: "Looks like the Finn/Puck friendship will be back. Cory hinted that the two will join forces and team up against Finn's new rival, Sam." Just sayin'.
And last but not least, I don't like people hating on Sam and Chord Overstreet. At all. So don't do it in my presence (not that any of you have XD.) Even if douche!Sam fics are amusing. 'Kay, thanks, bye.
/end rant thing
Sidenote: I have a lot of Glee fanart and some pictures of Sam, Faith, and etc too on DeviantART if you want to check that out: http: / sparrowspaz. Deviantart .com/