I do not own Naruto. Here is the 4th chap! Enjoy!
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We all trained for a month even thou Gaara and Haku weren't gonna fight each other. Kenji had his arm snaked around my waist, same with Haku and Gaara, while the girls chatted to each other. We made it to the arena only to see that Saskue was the only one not there, I sighed and shock my head. I looked to the Kage box and looked at the Kazekage. I turned to Gaara and saw his eyes narrowed.
"Looks like the snake got your tou-san." I told him and he nodded. I walked over to referee and whispered.
"Orochimaru is acting as the Kazekage. He's probably planning to start an evasion and kill the Sandiame. Knowing Orochimaru he will put up a special barrier so no one can get in. So you might want to get as many ANBU as possibly up there with him and on the roof. That and get everyone ready, but do it discreetly so Orochimaru doesn't know." He nodded his head and left in a swirl of leaves only to appear next to jiji and whispear my plan to him. I then saw the guy point to me. Satisfied I turned to the other genin.
"Guys come here." They all gathered around me and waited. I looked at the Iwa nin.
"Do you hold any grudge against us or this village?"
"Iie. That was in the past, and our village was screwed up then." We all snickered before coming serious.
"Okay. Orochimaru is pretending to be the Kazekage. He is also Oto's Kage. It looks like he is planning an evasion today on the leaf along with sand. Suna probably doesn't even know their Kazekage is dead. So I thought that if we throw around some insults and then all forfeit so we can save our strength to fight. Knowing Orochimaru a couple of huge snakes will be summoned and destroy the walls letting in the Oto and Suna shinobi. This way we can be at top strength, help the village, laugh at Orochimaru when he loses, and be remembers. Also what's your name?" I finished looking at the Iwa nin making them all sweat drop.
"You weren't paying attention were you koi." Kenji said I blushed a little and scratched the back of my head, a habit of me and me father.
"Iie." This caused them to laugh.
"It's Daigo." He said in between laughter.
"Alright. So does everyone agree with the plan?"
"Hai!" they all coursed.
"One way or another we will go down as history." Daigo said, we looked at him.
"How?" Yugito asked.
"Either as heroes or as genin who insulted each other before forfeiting." We all broke down in laughter in that one.
"Once Neji and I are down I'm gonna head up to the Kage box. I have an idea about what Orochimaru is gonna do so he will need help from me. Also if worse comes to worse I will summon my dad, watch Orochimaru pee his pants, and take a pick. Also I need to find out my question! It's bugging me!!" I said the last part with a pout and they laughed.
Then the referee showed up.
"I told Hokage-sama and the other ninja to get ready. He said he has a camera for when he finds out we know." I nodded.
"Alright. Namikaze Naruto and Hyuuga Neji stay here while the others go up to the waiting box."
"He better get his camera ready." I said loud enough for Jiji to hear.
"Alright. Hajime!"
"Give up it is your fate to lose." Neji said. I snickered before saying loud enough for everyone to hear
"So it's fate that made Orochimaru gay?" I saw a flash and looked up to see jiji holding his camera up. Neji and the referee were both trying to hold in his laughter.
"Hai. It is." Neji said trying to hold his laughter in.
"So its fate that made Orochimaru goes gay because of a fan girl and to be a pedophile?" I said cocking my head to the side. I saw a couple more flashes before the other genin, Neji, the referee, and shinobi in the area all burst into laughter. Neji was laughing to hard he fell down. In between my laughter I said
"I don't think Neji will be getting up any time some." The referee nodded.
"Naruto wins." He said threw laughter. I laughed the whole way up to the Kage box.
"Hi jiji!" I said as I walked in and past the Kazekage who was glaring at my back making me snicker more.
"Hello Naruto-kun. Love the way you won." Jiji said before laughing. I turned to the Kazekage.
"Did you like the fight?" I asked he just nodded while gritting his teeth making me grin when he looked away.
"Kenji and Yugito get down here."
"We forfeit!" they called threw their laughter. Before the he could call down Gaara and Haku the both shock their heads. They were laughing hard so they couldn't speak. But before he could call the next pair down there was an explosion. I shouted while taking my stance.
"OROCHIMARU IS ATTACKING! HERE COME THE OTO AND SUNA SHINOBI!! BUT BEFORE WE ALL FIGHT I HAVE A QUESTION THAT SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO BE ANSWERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I said looking at Orochimaru who was scowling.
"Is it true you went gay because of a pick haired flat chest banshee fan girl named Haruno Mika?!" he shuddered at the image. "I take that as a yes." I said and he nodded. I then turned back to everyone who was waiting for the answer.
"IT IS TRUE!! OROCHIMARU BECAME GAY BECAUSE OF A PINK HAIRED FLAT CHESTED BANSHEE FAN GIRL NAMED HARUNO MIKA!! AND IF THAT HAS ANYTHING TO SAY I AM SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT UCHIHA SASKUE PROBBLY IS TO THANKS TO HARUNO SAKURA, HARUNO MIKA'S DAUGHTER, BEING ON HIS GENIN TEAM!!" I then turned back to the others in the Kage box.
"I want copies jiji! Also it feels so good to have the question answered. I spent nights up trying to figure it out!" the Sandiame nodded. "I bet you 100 buck's he has a crush on Ero-Sennin." Orochimaru looked confused.
"Who's that?"
"Jiraiya."
"I do not like, love, etc Jiraiya!" he yelled but the huge blush he was sporting was saying another story.
"Cough it up jiji." I said holding out my hand, he sighed and handed the money over making the ANBU and Orochimaru's guards snicker and sweat drop. "You did video tape that right." I asked and jiji nodded his head. "Alright! You know it isn't a party if you don't have baa-chan, Ero-Sennin, and tou-san!" I said throwing up three scrolls and running blood across them. The next thing Orochimaru and jiji knew baa-chan, Ero-Sennin, and tou-san were standing there. I took pictures of Orochimaru's face and jiji's face. Baa-chan, Ero-Sennin, and tou-san all turned to me.
"Here's the deal. Orochimaru did become gay because of a pink haired flat chest banshee fan girl named Haruno Mika, and Orochi-chan has a crush on…" they leaned in closer and grinned evilly. I could tell my dad was praying that it wasn't him. "Ero-Sennin!" Ero-Sennin's jaw had hit the ground and had wide eyes. Tou-san sighed in relief and then started laughing at Ero-Sennin. Baa-chan looked from Orochimaru and Ero-Sennin before sighing dreamily. Ero-Sennin was backing away from her slowly and tou-san was laughing harder.
"Baa-chan?" I asked she sighed happily again.
"Just imagine those two together when we were younger! My god how could I not have seen it!"
"What did they look like when they were younger?" I asked. I just had to know! She pulled out a picture and showed me, my eyes widened.
"WOW! Now I can see why he wants to look younger! Just look at Ero-Sennin! Now that you mention it I can see what you mean baa-chan, only without the life scaring images. Was Ero-Sennin a pervert then too?" I asked.
"I know right! Not yet, I think it was a little time after Orochi-chan left." She said with her hand on her chin.
"Denial?" I asked.
"Heart broken?" she said.
"Depression?"
"Love sick?"
"What are you doing?" tou-san asked.
"Trying to think of why Ero-Sennin started to research." We said together.
"When are you guys gonna drop your genjutsu. I'm getting tired of looking at Ero-Sennin."
"Fine." Baa-chan said. Ero-Sennin had finally snapped out of it and released his two. Orochimaru's jaw dropped to the ground. I think he was drooling a little also. I nudged baa-chan and she looked at me.
"I think Orochi-chan is drooling over Ero-Sennin." She looked over and Orochi-chan and nodded before sighing again.
"You might want to go Orochi-chan! Baa-chan's about to embarrass you in front of an entire nation! Let's not forget about all the Daimyo's!" Orochi-chan looked mortified before yelling
"RETREAT!!" and then they were gone. Jiji looked at us and laughed.
"You did take a picture of Orochi-chan drooling right?" tou-san asked.
"Do you think I would let a moment like that slip away? Hell yes I got a couple!!"
"That's my boy!" tou-san said hugging me and laughing.
We then walked down together to the arena floor. People stopped and looked. My dad and Ero-Sennin both had a hand on both of my shoulders and baa-chan had hers at the back of my neck. When we got there all the genin came up to us.
"Great plan! It totally worked!" Daigo said. I smiled.
"Arigato. I also found out that Orochi-chan has a thing for Ero-Sennin." They all made faces.
"Thanks, now we are scared for life." Neji said sarcastically.
"Welcome!" I chirped making his lips twitch and the rest smile. I then turned to my dad.
"When are we leaving for home? I promised Aunt Konan I would go shopping with her and Itachi promised to buy me tons of ramen if I help him with the baby room."
"Has he even told Kisame?" baa-chan asked.
"Nope." We then herd
"Minato-sensei!" we all groaned. When Kakashi got to us he glared at me and then looked at tou-san. "Who are you still alive?"
"Never died." He said with no emotion.
"Are you staying at here at the village?" Kakashi asked.
"No. We are leaving for home."
"But sensei! This is your home!" Kakashi said. Tou-san glared at him.
"This is not my home Hatake! Don't think I don't know you have tried to kill my son ten times!" I herd him, Baa-chan, Ero-Sennin, Kenji, and everyone else growl at him. Tou-san then looked at jiji.
"Take care old man. And if I see anyone for Konoha except you, and the real friends of Naruto's they will be killed on the spot." With that we left heading home. It only took us only five days only stopping twice to get home. When we arrived Uncle Pein, Aunt Konan, aniki, Sasori, Kakuzu, Itachi, and Kisame were all waiting for us.
"I'm going to get these photo's developed." I said.
"I'll come with you." Itachi, aniki, Aunt Konan, and baa-chan all said, I nodded and we left. Once we turned the photos in to be developed we went to a local café. We sat down and order our drinks and meals. As we waited for our meals I turned to Itachi.
"Have you told Kisa-chan?" he shock his head blushing I sighed.
"Itachiiiii!"
"Every time go to tell him I chicken out!" he said with his head bowed.
"After this I'll go with you to tell him. Also baa-chan you might want to check aniki." They looked at me.
"Why?" aniki asked.
"Your sent has changed." Baa-chan nodded and checked aniki. After a while her hand stopped at his abdomen and looked at me.
"Looks like Sasori is our next stop." I said and Deidara blushed.
"Can we go-"Itachi started to say.
"No. Kisa-chan first, aniki-son-in-law next." Itachi sighed in defeat. We ate our food and headed towards the compound. We made our way to the training grounds to see Kisame and Sasori.
"STOP!" I yelled. Before I yelled it Sasori had just hit Kisame with poison. Kisame fell and Itachi rushed to his side. "Get the antidote, NOW!"
"What's the hurry?" Sasori said bored taking out the antidote.
"Well a kid is about to lose his father, then Itachi's gonna go down hill and then have a miscarriage because of the stress. Then Itachi would kill you resulting your kid is gonna lose his father, aniki will then go down hill, have a miscarriage, then the aniki and Itachi will both kill themselves." As I was saying this Itachi and aniki had gone red Kisame had recovered and then Kisame and Sasori both fainted hearing that Itachi and aniki are pregnant with their children. Then I started to laugh as the two new 'mothers' helped the new 'fathers'. I left to find Konan once I was done and so we could go get the new pictures and to go shopping.
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Well that's chapter 4! I only did it in two days! I hope you enjoyed and sorry for taking forever to get it up! Please review!
Kyuu out!