A/N: Enjoy chapter three!
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"You're such a jerk, Chad!" Sonny's hands were balled up into fists. She and Chad were standing in the middle of the cafeteria, doing what they did best. Argue.
"Really original, Munroe. You sure haven't used that one before." Chad leaned casually against the table as he watched the brunette's eyes flash in anger. He loved getting her all riled up. It set up a perfect situation for their little encounters.
"Because your insults are so original Cooper."
"They're better than yours, and that's all that really matters, right?" Chad smirked, knowing he had won. Sonny opened her mouth to respond when she was interrupted by a familiar female voice.
"Still haven't declared your love for each other, have you? Wasn't my leaving your movie enough, Chad?" Selena asked as she observed the glaring couple.
"What are you doing here Gomez?" Chad glowered at the actress. She had caused enough trouble the last time.
"Don't call me Gomez, Cooper. It doesn't work on me. And since you were so polite in asking, I'm here to guest star on So Random." Chad's mouth fell open.
"You have got to be kidding me. Wasn't last time enough?"
"Isn't that what I just asked you?"
"What?" Selena just rolled her eyes. Chad was smart- well, until it came to Sonny. Then, he was the dumbest guy in the pack.
"Never mind Chad. Now, if you don't mind, I have to go rehearse my part in the show." Selena stalked out of the cafeteria, closely followed by the rest of So Random. Chad just sighed. This was going to be one interesting week.
~*~
Selena glanced over at Sonny, who was getting her makeup done for the Check It Out Girls sketch. This week, the girls were in Hawai'i and had met a new girl, who was played by Selena.
"So, Sonny, Chad's pretty cute, isn't he?" She sidled up to Sonny, who laughed nervously.
"Uh, I don't know. He annoys the crap out of me."
"You think he would go out with me?" Selena crossed her fingers behind her back. Just as she expected, Sonny's face darkened with jealousy. She was so obvious.
"Maybe." Sonny said, turning around so Selena couldn't see her face.
"Great. I'll go ask him right now." Sonny spun quickly in her chair, grabbing Selena's hand.
"I- I don't think that will be necessary. I'll ask him for you. Because I mean, you know, you don't really want him to, you know."
"Sure Sonny. You know him best." And Selena walked out of the door, leaving Sonny staring after her with an open mouth.
"No I don't!" Selena heard Sonny shriek as she walked out.
"Really Sonny, really?" Selena paused to look at the girl behind her.
"Yes! Really! And besides, I have a, well, kind of, boyfriend."
"You what?"
~*~
"Hey Chad!" Selena seductively put her hand on Chad's shoulder. He looked at it before shrugging it off.
"What do you want Gomez?" He glared at her once more. Selena rolled her eyes internally before reminding herself she was doing this for Sonny's (and the rest of the people who had to spend their time around the couple) benefit.
"I told you not to call me Gomez. Only my boyfriend calls me that."
"Woah! What idiot would date you?" Chad rudely asked. How did Sonny like this guy?
"Never mind that. I need your help with something."
"What?"
"I need your help to make Sonny jealous becau-." Chad's uninterested eyes perked up the instant "Sonny" was mentioned.
"Why did you ask me?"
"Because I know you care about her. Don't even try denying it Chad. Now, anyway, as I was saying, Sonny is, well dating someone." It was Chad's turn to stare at her open mouthed. Selena braced herself for the upcoming outburst.
"She's what?" Chad screeched, his blue eyes burning with jealousy and anger.
"Yeah, that was my reaction too. So, I need your help to make her jealous."
"What makes you think that I can make her jealous?"
"Uh, she likes, no loves, you!" Chad's eyes grew slightly dreamy. Selena waved her hand in front of his eyes. Chad shook his head.
"Not that I care, but she likes me?"
"And you like her. Now that we've got that out of the way, can we focus on the plan?"
"I don't like Sonny. I just- well, fine, maybe I like her a little."
"Good. Then you'll want to hear this plan. You're going to be my boyfriend."
"Is this your creepy way of asking me out?"
"Uh, no. Like I would ever go out with you. Besides, I said I had a boyfriend!"
"Oh, yeah. So this will be like that fake boyfriend thing Sonny asked me to do to get rid of James."
"So you agree?"
"Do I have a choice?"
"Not really."
"Who is she dating anyway?"
"Justin."
"Justin who?"
"Bieber."
"What?"
A/N: I'm sorry for giving you such a horrible chapter with practically no interaction between Chad and Sonny and too much between Chad and Selena. It was also short, among the other issues. Anyway, it's kind of a filler for what happens next. I know, I know, I got "rid" of Justin Bieber in the first chapter, but I just had to use him. Like I always say, review! I really want to hear your thoughts on this. I'm wondering whether you guys think it's worth continuing. So tell me what you think, even if it's to tell me that I'm the worst writer ever. I'm going to end this horribly long author's note here, because I'm afraid I'll scare you if I write anymore.