I'm back! Duh. Ok I just want to thank everyone who gave me suggestions and reviews, so here's a shout out to xiaolinwind, Funny003, Nighthawk21, P.8-18-94, Emily a Huntress of Artemis, PERCABETHRULZ, ImNotCrazyImMe, Alex716, Clovers13 and Crazy Random Person for reviewing! You guys are amazing! Oh and sorry if this caused any confusion, but in this story I am a goddess, so I'm immortal. But that's not important. Just read! That is important.

Disclaimer: This is stupid. I don't own PJO!

My POV

I decided to lock Barnacle beard and Bird-brain in a large closet with cameras, so I can 1) have entertainment and 2) get them as annoyed as possible.

I was trying to figure out who to interview next. Then I thought, hey, why not an evil titan? I may be crazy, but I was sure I could annoy him. I had Percy come backstage and make a rainbow using his ' Oh so magical powers'! He did it, but only 'cause if he didn't he would be shark bait. I threw in a drachma.

"O' Iris, goddess of the rainbow, show me Hades, in the underworld." Hades appeared on his throne of bones.

"Hello Victoria, what is it that you want? I'm rather busy." He said flatly. I frowned.

"Can you do me a favor? Can I bring my entire crew and cameras down to the underworld? I need to interview Kronos."

"No."

"Why not?" I pouted.

"Why do you need to interview him?"

"To annoy him." I said with a smirk.

"Well I guess… but if he escapes I am blasting you into Tartarus." Hades sighed. I smiled.

"Be there in a flash." My crew and I disappeared and reappeared at the entrance to Tartarus. I had Tia work in the station while I did the talking. Elizabeth climbed on a ladder with a spotlight and turned it on. she directed it towards me. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, action! The cameras started rolling.

"Welcome back to Interviews with Demigods on Hephaestus TV! Actually, welcome to Tartarus… Anyways, I decided that I'm going to interview Kronos! I'm going to jump now." I turned and jumped.

The fall felt like I was sky diving from 100,000 feet in the air. How the earth is this deep, I will never know. It felt like my face was peeling off!

I hit the bottom, hard.

"Owwwww…." My crew fell around me, except they landed on their feet.

"I need to learn to fall like a cat… Anyways, Kronos is just up ahead." I walked until I saw a large black cave, with a big black boulder. I took a wild guess. Must be Kronos's prison. I moved the boulder and entered.

My spotlights illuminated the entire cavern. Kronos was chained in celestial bronze to the black wall (Did I bring my chains for NOTHING?). I made my chair appear and I sat next to the titan. We sat there in silence for a few seconds.

"Sup." I said. He scowled.

"What do you want?"

"To have an interview. Do I really need any other reason?"

"Just ask the stupid questions."

"Fine. Question one. How's life here in Tartarus?"

"Boring." Kronos said, showing no emotion.

"Someone got up on the wrong side of the rock. Next question. How many times did you try to take over the world?" I had a list of ways to annoy him, and I was so going to use it.

"Many. I hate all of the gods. Including you."

"How rude. Next question." I didn't feel very offended. "If Luke stabbed himself, and you were in Luke, did you commit suicide? Are you emo?" I nearly laughed about this. but I didn't, for the sake of effect!

"NO I'M NOT! SHUT UP!" He roared.

"No."

"I hate you." He growled.

"How does it feel to take a walk in someone else's shoes… and in the rest of their body?" I asked.

"Not bad. Other than the fact I still felt him inside me." He explained.

"Ah… very interesting. Next question. How did a sixteen year-old manage to beat you in a fight? How dumb are you?" I taunted. his face turned dangerously red.

"Why don't you SHUT UP?"

"No! And why one earth did you eat the gods? Are you some kind of mutant alien? I have a rock with better ideas! You are so STUPID!" I yelled. I smiled all the way. MUAHAHAHAHA!

"You dare…"

"Yes I dare. I can do whatever I want. Even this. Elizabeth, pass me the permanent markers. Hehehehehe…."

5 Minutes later

"Ok done!" I held up a mirror for Kronos to see himself.

"OH MY TITANS YOU ARE DEAD!" he roared.

Long story short. I drew on his face. I gave him a mustache, a beard, hearts on his cheeks and in large letters on his forehead I wrote, PERCY JACKSON PWNS!

"I'm not done!" I giggled. Forget interviewing him. He barley answers. I'll just have to annoy him the old-fashioned way. Plus just interviewing him was boring me.

I conjured a CD player that never died, and inserted a Hannah Montana CD into it. I hate the music as well, but if it annoys Kronos for eternity, I am ok with it. I clicked play.

"NOOOOO! YOU WILL PERISH IN THIS VERY CAVE IN AGONY!"

"Good luck with that."

"You will pay!"

"Sorry, all I have is a drachma… speaking of which… gee I wonder why Zeus is on this golden coin and not you… maybe 'cause you're stupid. HA HA. Pass me some white spray paint."

20 minutes later

"Why in my name did you do that?" He yelled. I wrote PERCY JACKSON PWNS and KRONOS IS A SORE LOZER on his walls.

I was tired and bored of annoying Kronos, but I kept the music playing. I left, and now Kronos sounded like all of the souls in the Fields of Punishment.

"That's it for now! After the break we will interview more guests, a few ghosts! Stay tuned!" I ended happily, before teleporting away.

How was it? I will try to make them gradually longer. And I will try to get to all of your requests. here is a smaller version of the list (It may not be in this particular order):

Gabe Ugliano

Luke Castellan

Bianca Di Angelo (Maybe)

Ares and Aphrodite (With Hephaestus)

Dionysus and Chiron (Maybe)

Hades and Persephone

Phoebe

Percy and Annabeth

Apollo and Artemis

Nico and Thalia

Grover

Triton and Amphitrite

Hudson and East

Party Ponies

Rachel

May Castellan and Hermes

Stoll Brothers

Hades, Zeus, and Poseidon

Many more! So if I left your favorite character out, tell me and I will add them to the list. CC is always welcome, and please review! It's the reason I want to continue writing! BYEEEEE!