Chapter 2
A/N: yayyy! I got some reviews! Thank you to everyone who reviewed!
New characters
-Ashton
-Bridgette
-Jay (reviewed in the middle of me writing this chapter)
-Crescent (sent me a message in the middle of my chapters so comes in the middle.)
-Molly (same as Jay and Crescent)
-Sashimi (friend)
-Nai (another friend)
-Liv (another friend)
-Joce (as I said, friend)
So lets get on with the story now that we have established the new characters in this story, how 'bout it? Oh and don't forget to review.
Me: weee'rrreeee baaaacccckkkk and now with more people to torture you with, *evil laugh*.
Nai: Hello, nice to meet you I'm Nai, who are you?
Me: Grrrrr… Nai*** **t***** I told you not to be nice like that! Sheesh kebabs. (A/N: She doesn't want me to write her full name on here hehehe)
Nai: Awwwwww, only fucking joking. *whispers* you know, messing with their heads, making them think you're nice but not actually being nice after a while?
Me: *laughs* NAI! That is not nice! I thought your mother taught you better…. jks, jks, jks.
Sashimi: well who said she was nice? I bet they are a bit wonky in the head.
Bridgette: *mutters* well when you first meet her, she is really sweet.
Ashton: Yea and then she turns into an evil hyper twin of you, Levey and Izzy.
Levey and Izzy: I heard someone mentioned my name. JINX! THAT DOESN"T COUUNNNTTT!
Lily: Yea well I heard their name as well and I didn't react that way.
Trixie: that's only because they are constantly hyper-
Me: Trixie! *flicks Trixie's hair*
Trixie: Grrrrrrrr
Me: what? *innocent smile*
Trixie: As I was saying, constantly hyper crack head-
Caitlyn: Yea, constantly hyper crack head triplets.
Trixie: yea exactly what I was about to say.
Sashimi: This lavender smells like chicken (A/N: No joke, she actually said that the other day and it DID smell like chicken…. Miracle lavender XDDDDDD.)
Me: OMG! Where did you get that? Its miracle lavender and now I'm hungry.
Lily: Wow, and you might be on even more of a high after dinner.
Felix: Wow, can you people talk.
Jane: Did you say dinner? Well, I am a bit thirsty… do you have a bit of human blood?
Me: sure! *clap clap*
~everlasting blood supply appears~
Jane:*mutters* by human blood I meant your blood but either way *shrugs*
Me: *huff huff*
Alec: Huh?
Bridgette: human thing.
Ashton: yea, you'd understand if you were human.
Bridgette: yeaaa!
Me: I'm hungry.
Mom: Then come down and eat!
Me: Not hungry!
Mom: Then why did you just say that you were?
Me: I dunno
~Jay enters~
Jay: Hey Eli! Hey peoples!
Me and Izzy: *very loudly* OMG! HIIIIIII JJJAAAYYYYYYYY!
Trixie: Could you two keep it down? I'm trying to read.
Jay: OMG! IS THAT JASPER?
Bridgette and Ashton: yaaaahhhhhh,
Ashton: She kidnapped him.
Bridgette: Actually, she-
Sashimi: She's kidnapped them all!
Bridgette: That's what I was about to say! *pouts*
Jay: OMG! *hyperventilates*
Me: OMG! JAY! SOMEONE GET HER A PAPER BAG!
Maggie: I would but I'm chained to a wall.
Everyone except humans: Yea
Me: Ok,
Izzy: Robot minions, release them.
Robot minions: But, their lying.
Levey: Don't protest
Robot minions: Fine *uses telekinesis to unchain vampires and werewolves.
Jacob: Yayyy! Finally freeee!
Seth: Now we can escape!
Bridgette: NOOO! SETH! I LOVE YOU!
Seth: …. Ok, then….
Stefan: Now let's get out of this hell hole
Vladimir: I haven't been tortured this long since the Volturi took over out throne.
Aro and Caius: Hey!
Marcus: *bored*
Jared: Lets escape before they get their robot army to catch us.
Me: Robot minions! Catch them!
Everyone except humans and robots: *escapes*
Me: NOOOOOO! WE LOST THEM!
Jay: *stops hyperventilating* I lost my Jasper *sob*
Bridgette: I lost my Seth *sob*
Caitlyn: I lost my Alec *sob*
Me: NO, he was my Alec not yours. *huffs*
Caitlyn: No, he was mine
Me: No mine!
Caitlyn: No mine!
Me: NO MINE!
Caitlyn: NO MINE!
Me: NO MI-
Trixie: OK, shut the hell up you guys, if we don't stop fighting we will never kidnap them again… Then I will lose my Peter. And now I understand how you feel that you're in love with Peter.
Me: *blushes* Am not!
Izzy: YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH FOUR PEOPLE FROM TWILIGHT! Only from Twilight, I bet you have had like a thousand since you were 8….
Nai: *confused*
Lily: *sigh* you're so clueless sometimes Nai.
Bridgette: Yea, didn't you know?
Ashton: Eli is in love with *takes a big intake of breath for dramatic affect* Alec Volturi, Demetri Volturi, Peter Whitlock and Jasper Whitlock Hale.
Nai: *Wide eyes*
Me: Now let's catch them be-
Crescent: Hey guys what's up?
Me: the sky, crescent, the sky. *shakes head*
Crescent: *glares* and anyway, I'm here to help Trixie with her job of keeping everything under control. I bet she's having trouble with you lot. Oh yea and I found these guys trying to escape your property, I captured them to see if they were any use. *brings out the Twilight mythical creatures in a cage*
Me: Thank you! We thought we lost them! *jumps up and hugs crescent.
Izzy: OMG! WE JUST FOUND OUT THAT TRIXIES IN LOVE WITH PETER WHITLOCK! OMG! OMG! *squeals and jumps everywhere*
Me: Oh yea! *squeals and jumps everywhere too*
Trixie: *blushes*
Crescent: *slaps head*
Molly: *Enters* HIIIIII EVERYONE!
Trixie: Oh no, not another hyper!
Crescent: Don't you think there are enough hypers? Why can't you invite someone to help control you like Trixie and I?
Me: Fine, *sniff sniff* from now one, the people who want to be in it can only be in it for one or two chapters *sniff*
Levey: Sorry but Eli has too many people in her story as you saw in the previous chapter.
Izzy: BUT ADD JAY, CRESCENT AND MOLLY TO THE LIST CUZ THEY ARE IN THE STORY UNTIL IT ENDS BUT THIS IS A NEVER ENDING STORY SO THEYYY WILL BE HERE FOREVER!
Lily: *evil laugh*
Ashton: YAYYYY!
Bridgette: THEY WILL BE HERE FOREVER!
Ashton: How'd you know I was thinking that?
Nai: I WAS THINKING THAT TOOOOO!
Caitlyn: MEEEE TOOOO!
Bridgette: I guess great minds think alike.
Levey: Now review!
Sashimi: Review and we'll give you a baby robot minion!
Levey: AND IF YOU DON'T REVIEW I'LL TELL YOU A HORROR STORY!
Me: Levey, that's not a bad thing.
Levey: … Oh….
~Crickets, crickets~
Me: Awkward….
Sashimi: Anyway, BYE!
Peter: *scared* please review or we might not get out…
Trixie: OMG! PETER!
Crescent: Oh, tell me I'm not the only sane one here…
Sashimi: Guys, we're supposed to say by here!
Joce and Liv: *enters* Heyyy!
Trixie: *slaps head* and they greet just as we were supposed to farewell.
Liv: Oh you're leaving?
Joce: I suppose there is always next chapter…
Me: OK! Anyways! BYYEEE EVERYONE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I SCARED THE CAPTAIN! *evil laugh* I SCARED PETER WHITLOCK!
Peter: *shocked*
Charlotte: *slaps Peter on the back of head*
Trixie: *See's Charlotte and becomes angry* NO! PETERS MINE!
Charlotte and Peter: *scared*
Humans and robots: HAHAHAHA! OH AND ONE MORE TIME! PLEASE REVIEW!
A/N: Yes plz review! Good or bad? Oh yea and the holidays are the day after tomorrow so I will be able to update all my stories. XDDDDDD THANK YOU ALL MY SUPPORTERS!