"Ordinarily, he was insane, But he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid"
Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856)
Zim was running. running running running. I wrote a poem about running once. It was really crappy. But i was like 10 so yeah. anyways, back to being serious.
Zim was running to his class and pushing kids out of the way to get there.
"GET OUTTA THE WAY!" he screamed angrily. And then, just as he was pushing away Zita...IT walked over.
The most horrifying, bloodcurling, hideously disgusting thing ever to take a breath and say "i live".
It was Keef. Zim skidded to a halt before he got to close to him. But it was no use. Keef came to Zim anyways. He was so hideous. With those huge beady eyes, and that horrible red hair and that DISGUSTING rainbow shirt.
"hiya buddy! How ya doin? It sure has been a long timke since i last saw you! What's been up lately? huh?" he asked happily. Zim shreiked and ran away.
"DON'T TOUCH ME HIDEOUS EARTH WORM PIG THAT SMELLS OF DIRTY HAM!!!!" he screamed, running in the opposite direction down the hall. His goal in life had just shifted from conquering the earth to escaping from the Keef. He screamed again and pushed a garabge can over.
The garbage can wasn't actually in his way but...it's Zim.
Seeing as how the horrible Keef was blocking the most obvious entrance to Zims klass of earth-pigs, he had to take a detour. So, natually, he went outside the building, climbed up the wall until he reached the correct klassroom window and broke it open.
"ZIM HAS ARRIVED TO KLASS RIGHT ON TIME!!!!" he announced. The teachers eye twitched.
"I can't handle this...i already know...i'm doomed" he thought to himself. But then he regained his composure and casually walked over to Zim.
He cleared his throat. This teacher had heard stories about Zim. Horrible stories. Like...the burrito incident from Elementree skool. His daughter had been involved in it. It...well...it wasn't pretty.
"I take it that you're..." the teached swallowed,"...Zim..?"
Zim jumped up onto some kids desk.
"I AM ZIIIIIIM!!!!!!!! FEAR MY NORMAL BOY HEAD!!!!!"
a-hem. rather.
The teacher began to sweat.
"Uh...y-yes...well...Zim...why...why don't you take a seat next to...howzabout...Dib?" he said in a small voice. Right after finishing his sentance he realized what horror he had just brought upon himself. He had forgotten about their hatred for eachother for a moment.
Both students exploded at the same time.
"HE'S AN ALIEN! I AM NOT GOING TO SIT BY AN ALIEN! ...ooooOOR MAYBE I AM!!! YEAH! PUT HIM NEXT TO ME!" Dib shouted.
"if he sits next to i can easily spy on him and EXPOSE him for the alien that he really is!" thought Dib. and magi is mean :( she deleted my random moop poop shit.
"I REFUSE TO SIT NEXT TO SUCH A REVOLTINGLY SLIME COATED LARGE HEADED BEAST!" zim protested.
The teacher took a deep breath, he was about to say something, when a voice was heard from the back of the klassroom.
"HE CAN SIT NEXT TO ME!" squeeled the reason that Zim had to go through the window.
"okay Zim! You can sit next to Keef ! " The teacher said cheerfully.
Zims jaw dropped and his irken eyes widened in horror.
"well...who would you rather sit by? Dib or Keef?" The teacher asked.
Dib and Keef both shouted "Me!" at the same time.
Zim had a choice. The Dib-monkey. Or...Keef.
grazzingsnarzzlepoop! OR MORE COMMOMLY KNOWN AS SLINKO!!!!!
e-hem.
Lets have a vote. If you want Zim to sit next to Keef, say so in a review. And if you want him to sit next to the Dib, also say so in a reveiw. And then go eat some toast or else the vote won't count.
on a more postive note, i have gained a rather dashing english accent!
Dib: ...no you haven't.
slinko: Be silent young one with a large head.
Dib: (clutching his head) MY HEAD NOT BIG!