ML54: Chapter three up.
Mewtwo: Shh! It's eight thirty pm!
ML54: So?
Mewtwo: I was alsleep!
ML54: O_O Really? Sorry. Can you do the disclaimer.
Mewtwo: *glares* The Loudmouth doesn't own Pokemon.
The Next Morning
"Hello! Anyone awake!" A red and green, humaniod-DNA looking pokemon called into the large open doorways of the Hall of Origins. She got no answer but she was sure she could hear a very eerie music, so she decided to investigate.
This pokemon was called Deoxys, the DNA pokemon, she was originally from space but found this planet very welcoming to her and found herself staying here as a legendary pokemon. Her 'ears', had lead her to the entrance to the living area where she found Mespirit just floating there, staring.
"Um...Mespirit?" Deoxys called, suddenly Mespirit shot at her and covered her mouth with a light blue paw.
"Shhh!...You'll wake them." Deoxys pushed her paw out of the way and whispered.
"One. If you wanted me to keep the volume down, you should have just said so and two. Who is 'Them'?" She questioned. Mespirit covered her own mouth to stop herself from giggling and pointed to the room. Deoxys got the hint and peeked in. What she saw was what she considered one of the cutest sites in the world.
Uxie and Azelf were asleep while holding each other. (Uxie shifted position during the night. It does happen!) Both with very content smiles on their faces. Deoxys had to suppress the urge to Aww at the sight. But she did get a camera out of the pack she brought for the reunion.
"What are you doing?" Mespirit asked, when she caught sight of the camera though, she grinned. "Can I have a copy of the picture when you finished?" She saw this as an opportunity for some serious blackmail.
"Sure. You've seen it anyway. But for the blackmail to work we'll have to make sure no-one else sees this so we'll wake them up afterwards. Okay." Mespirit looked at them. It seemed a shame to break up such a cute sight, but agreed. This was a once in a lifetime opportunity after all.
Once the picture was taken, Mespirit shook Azelf awake. Soon Azelf's eyes opened, but they immediately closed again. "No! Mom, I don't want to go to school!" She whined, snuggling more into Uxie. Mespirit chuckled at the irony that they had never had to go to school. Then she thought of something that could confirm her theory on Azelf's feelings for Uxie.
"But Uxie waiting for you, he's ready for your date."
"HE IS!" Azelf said excited jumping up. Mespirit giggled hysterically, leaving Azelf to blush in embarrassment. "MESPIRIT! DON'T JOKE AROUND WITH THINGS LIKE THIS!" She said. If looks could kill, Mespirit's head would have exploded by now.
"I'm sorry, I just needed to know."
"Know what?"
"That you're in love with Uxie." Deoxys answered for her. "I mean, it would be the only way that you two would snuggle up together while sleeping." Azelf's eyes widened.
"We did?" She then turned to see Uxie, looking confused in his sleep and reaching for something that wasn't there. She guessed that was her.
"Wow! I knew he was a deep sleeper, but this is ridiculous!" Mespirit said, hysterically. Azelf glared at her.
"Hey! Don't make fun of him!" Azelf shouted at her. Mespirit looked surprised before calming down.
"Sorry. Well let's get him up." Mespirit said before going to slap him. When she was about to hit him, Azelf caught her.
"No!" Azelf said sternly. "No reason to make it painful!" She then turned to Uxie. She knew something about Uxie that nobody else did...
...He was ticklish.
So she started to tickle the underside of his neck really lightly and he just burst out laughing. "H-h-hey s-s-stop-p I'm-m, hahaha I'm-m awake-ke A-Azelf! I'm Awake!" He shouted trying to stop her. She stopped by herself and Uxie was left, flinching his head to the left for a few seconds, giggling.
"I told you to splash me with water if I didn't wake up Azelf. It's more pleasant and it technically classes as a shower." He said, smiling. While Deoxys and Mespirit looked a bit disgusted, Azelf giggled a bit.
"Oh well, you'll have to take a normal one then." Azelf replied. Uxie smiled.
"Okay. I'll be about five minutes. So If you need to go, use Mespirit's bathroom okay?" Azelf nodded, which also seemed weird to Uxie as she didn't usually follow his advice. He pondered all these thoughts going through his head as he left for the room he was sharing with Azelf.
"So Azelf come with me!" Mespirit said, dragging Azelf to her's and Celebi's room.
"But I don't have to go!" Azelf then felt a slight tingling in her lower areas. "Oh wait, yes I do."
When they got in Mespirit's room, Celebi was drying off and Azelf rushed into the bathroom. Celebi raised an eyebrow at Mespirit. "What's up? Why is Azelf here? Not that she isn't allowed or anything." Mespirit smirked and said in a sing-song voice.
"Azelf loves Uxie!" Celebi's eyes widened.
"Really!" Just then they heard a flush and Azelf floated out and sat on Mespirit's bed.
"Thanks. So why am I here?" Celebi then started asking questions that didn't really make sense to Azelf.
"When? Where? How?" She said, Mespirit shook her head.
"One question at a time. Now Azelf I'm just curious, When did you go from hating to loving our counterpart?" Azelf then blushed.
"Oh, well it was about three months ago..." Celebi interrupted.
"When you were attacked by that human?" Celebi questioned. Azelf nodded.
"Yeah, He had sent out some of the World's strongest pokemon for me to fight. At the same time!" Azelf exclaimed. "I had to fight a Charizard, Dragonite, Sceptile, Garchomp, Skarmory and a Lucario." Azelf sighed. "I was knock out after the last one. That blasted Lucario!"
"Wait! You were knocked out?" Mespirit interrupted. "You're the last pokemon I would expect to be knocked out!"
"Even Arceus?" Celebi questioned.
"Oh! Well, the last small pokemon I would expect to get knocked out." Mespirit corrected.
"Okay, well after the trainer threw a pokeball at me, Uxie came. He used psychic on the pokeball and teleported me out of my cave and into his."
"How do you know that? You were knocked out." Celebi pointed out.
"I was, but I wasn't asleep. When I get knocked out in a battle, I can still see what's going on. Anyway, that's when I started to feel differently about him. At first, I just thought it was gratefulness for saving me." Azelf finished.
"Okay I guess that explains everything except one thing. Is this just a crush, or do you actually love him?" Celebi asked. Azelf already knew the answer.
"Love. At first I thought it was a crush, but I read one of Uxie's...urg...Romance books." Azelf looked like she wanted to spit the word out of her vocabulary. Mespirit was confused though.
"Uxie has romance books?" She asked, Azelf nodded.
"Yeah, but he doesn't read them. He just thinks they look good on his shelves, which is true by the way." Azelf explained. They nodded. "Well, I'm off to find something to eat. I'm starving!" With that Azelf floated out of the room.
With Mew and Jirachi
Jirachi yawned and stretched his arms out as he woke up. He turned to the left and saw Mew still asleep in her own bed, he smiled and got up to go to the bathroom. He stopped, however, when he heard a mumble from the pink legendary. "Candy..." She smiled and snuggled into her pillow more.
Jirachi chuckled lightly and continued on his way until he heard her say something that stopped him in his tracks.
"Your turn Jirachi..." She was dreaming about him! Well granted she said candy first, he was still in there, but what were they doing. "Go trap, now Laquari is destroy..." Oh they were duelling. Well she is way better than he was.
He instinctively got his deck from the drawers and got out his ace card. It was a bird like monster with green wings and a red, feathered head-dress. It also had dark green armour.
"Gladiator Beast Gyzarus..." He knows that most of the legendaries thought that Heraklinos was his best card, but he preferred Gyzarus since his effect is always helpful in tight spots.
He decided to stop listening to the dream and go do his business. He did need a shower as he was starting to really get an unpleasant smell stuck to him. As soon as he was gone Mew smiled in her sleep widely.
"I love you too Jirachi..." She whispered.
At the door to the entrance of the Hall of Origin
"Yo'. Anyone here?" A pink and purple, bipedal dragon with red eyes said loudly.
"Palkia! For the last time! Stop trying to sound like some washed up rap star! It's irritating!" A large, Blue, Steel armoured, quadrupedal dragon scolded. The pink pokemon, Palkia, shuddered.
"I can't stop Baby! I went an' watched too many rap vids'. Ya' dig." The blue pokemon, Dialga, sighed heavily. Just then Giritina came up to them.
"Hey you guys, everyone else are in the living area."
"Oh Arceus. Someone ELSE to talk to!" Dialga then shot like a bullet down the hallways leaving Giritina confused and Palkia to sigh, depressed.
"Man! She went an' ditched me for ANYBODY else. There ain't nuting wrong wit the way I is talking!" Giritina looked at him oddly.
"You're not in a street gang Palkia, quit talking like you are or people are going to take to avoiding you." Giritina said. Palkia struggled.
"I can't! It's all like stuck in my brain box, shadow man!" Giritina raised an equivalent to an eyebrow.
"Shadow man? You're giving out nick...Whatever. Just don't give one to ANY of the girls. They'll kick your ass." Palkia nodded. "Good." With that Giritina motioned for Palkia to follow him.
"So waz up?" Palkia said, trying to get a conversation going.
"The sky. Why? Can't you look up. Well right now the ceiling is what's up." Palkia shook his head.
"Naw! I mean, How's life?"
"Oh. You mean what I've been up to." Palkia nodded. "Well why didn't you just say so?"
"Cause I can't! Like I told Dia, I went an' watched too many rap vids'." Giritina nodded slowly.
"Oookay. Well I asked Arceus out and I live here now. Above all that nothing much, You know how it is with me, Real world this, Distortion world that. I find it all a bit confusing, so I don't really think about it. So what about you? Other than the rap thing." Giritina asked. Palkia put a fist to his chin.
"I got a new Goldeen. But then it wen' an' dropped." Palkia replied. "Me an' Dia had a funeral. I can't believe tha' my bitch died." Giritina raised an eyebrow.
"Do you know what a bitch is?"
"The name of me' Goldeen."
"Okay. It has another meaning, so don't go throwing that word around, especially around the girls. They'll probably kick your ass as well." Giritina then stopped. "What did you put on... Bitch's... Gravestone?" He said hesitantly.
At the Pokemon Cemetery
"I can't believe someone would put this on a gravestone!" Officer Jenny said, furiously, as she read it out again. "Here lies my Bitch. She wasn't much but she got the job done."
Back at the Hall
"She did cure a lot of dull days at my pad." Palkia smiled. Giritina stood there, mouth a gape.
"You do know that could be abbreviated another way right? Please tell me you're just joking!" Palkia shook his head.
"Wha' other way could anyone see tha'?" Giritina face palmed and glared at Palkia.
"IT!" He started menacingly. "Could be interpreted as a human getting into a lot of trouble since it sounds like that human was abusing the poor thing!" Giritina then froze. "You didn't..." Palkia then shook his head.
"Naw! I would not do anything like tha'. She was WAY to small!" Giritina flinched at the way he worded it but got over it.
"Listen! I think it would be in everyone's best interest, especially YOURS, not to mention this story to anyone else. Clear." Palkia nodded. "Good." As soon as that was said, they arrived at the living area.
"Alright Arcy, Dialga and Palkia are here!" He called, Arceus nodded.
"I already knew Dialga was here. Good to see you again Palkia." Palkia faced here and smiled.
"What's up?"
"The ceiling." Arceus answered confused. Giritina interrupted.
"He means what have you been up to. He appeared to have acquired this...Interesting language watching too many rap videos." Arceus nodded and faced Palkia.
"I suppose Giritina already told you he and I are mates and we're living together. But other than that, not much. A few disasters here, a prayer there. Same old, same old."
"Cool. Is Groudon here yet?" Arceus nodded her head over to the end of the room where Groudon, the big red lizard-dragon, was conversing with his water counterpart. The blue, whale Kyogre. Palkia nodded and headed over to the two of them.
"So who are we waiting on?" Giritina asked. Arceus made a list appear out of no-where and checked.
"It appears everyone except Suicune and Raikou are here." Arceus cross-referenced this with everyone in the living area. All thirty-two on the list were accounted for, which was odd since Entei was here.
"So 'tei." A female, fire-winged phoenix called Moltres said. The brown furred pokemon,Entei, turned to look at her. "Where are Suicune and Raikou?" He looked down.
"I don't know." He sighed defeatedly with a tear in his eye. "I hardly ever see them any more, since they became mates last year."
"I still can't believe it took a prank mistletoe from Mew to get them to get together." Entei nodded.
"Yeah I know. And I'm happy for them. But I don't have many friends and now that they have each other, I feel. Obsolete." Moltres looked at Entei seriously.
"Okay. If you feel that way, you should tell them! Don't bottle it up! And as for having no friends. That's just stupid I mean. I'm your friend. As are Heatran, Jirachi and Palkia! And just about everyone here! So don't go around thinking you're alone okay." Entei stumbled back a bit.
"Alright, alright." Moltres smiled to herself and flew over to her counterparts. Entei then looked over to see Heatran all by herself, as she is too shy to actually speak to anyone, and he decided to strike a conversation with her.
"Hey Heatran." Entei said to her, Heatran turned to him and stuttered for a response, blushing heavily from embarrassment.
"H-h-hey En-entei. H-how are y-you d-doing?" Entei smiled.
"I'm doing fine. Nothing new. Well except a bit of running, found a trainer. Messed with him for a bit. What about you? What have you been up to?" He knew Heatran was generally the quiet one. She wouldn't really speak to anyone unless it was necessary.
"Y-you know I-I d-don't g-get out m-much." Entei smiled.
"Well, we do have human forms. How about we go somewhere after the Reunion? We're friends after all." Heatran looked unsure, but she did want to know what it would be like to hang out with some one, outside of Arceus's rules. She smiled.
"Sounds l-like f-fun. W-will your counterparts b-be a-accompanying u-us?" She asked. Entei looked down.
"Probably not. So I'll stop by next Tuesday. That good with you?" She nodded. "Great. I'll see you at Stark Mountain then." Soon he saw his counterparts entering the room looking very, VERY happy.
"Wow. They look happy." Ho-oh said to his counterpart, Lugia. Lugia, the white and indigo bellied dragon-bird like pokemon nodded.
"Do you know why? I haven't seen them this happy since they got together." Ho-oh shook his head.
"No. Which is kind of annoying since they are two thirds of my trio." Lugia sympathised the Rainbow pokemon. He hasn't heard any news from them since last year, when they got together.
"Hey Arceus." Raikou whispered to her. Arceus turned to the yellow and purple streaked, sabre tooth tiger look-a-like pokemon and the blue and purple, wolf like pokemon, Suicune. Who was looking very giddy and tired.
"Is something the matter Raikou?" Raikou nodded and replied, still whispering.
"Yeah. It's important that you, Ho-oh and Entei hear this first though." She nodded.
"Okay. Go to the room you two will be sharing. I'll get them and meet you there." They thanked her and went to the room.
"Alright! Ho-oh! Entei! Come over here for a second." Entei was straight over there, much to Heatran's dismay and Ho-oh went over to her at a normal pace. She then turned to a whisper. "Apparently Raikou and Suicune have some news that we need to hear first. So let's go."
She then led the two out and called Giritina over, to which he came quickly. "Could you get some refreshments from the store. I forgot and the Legendaries WILL get hungry later. Bring anyone else you want. But no more than three and stay in your human forms." With that she left and Giritina turned around.
"Alright guys. Do any of you mind coming with me to the store? We need food." Uxie raised his arm.
"I'll come." Azelf's arm then went straight in the air.
"I'll come too!" She said a little bit TOO quickly. Everyone else gave confused glances at Azelf but didn't question it further.
"I'll come as well." Darkrai offered. Giritina nodded.
"Okay! We'll be gone about...an hour so keep your stomachs under control okay."
"Unless any of you know how to make anything with baking soda and beer! Cause I certainly don't." A lot of the legendaries laughed at his remark as the four legendaries left to go to the store.
With Raikou and Suicune
"Oooh~~ I don't feel too good." Suicune said gruffly. Raikou looked at her sympathetically.
"There's a bathroom over there. You need help keeping your cape out of the way?" Suicune nodded and dashed in there while Raikou was holding the turf of purple fur, or 'cape', as they called it when they were younger and they just stuck with it.
Arceus entered the room with Ho-oh and Entei. Then they heard a 'Urrrrrl!'. "Aww man! I didn't need to hear that!" Ho-oh exclaimed. Entei said nothing as he tried to drown out the noise.
It soon stopped, however, and Raikou left first and got a towel out of the drawer and passed it to Suicune who used it to wipe her mouth. "Thanks 'kou." She smiled and turned to see the three disturbed faces of H-oh, Entei and Arceus. She smiled brightly. "HI GUYS!" She shouted, jumping up and down.
"What's up with you, Suicune? You're not usually this...giddy." Ho-oh questioned. Suicune then got tired and promptly fell on the bed.
"I'm hungry." She whined. Raikou chuckled and lied down next her carefully.
"What do you want, Sui'?" She had a look of pondering on her face before deciding.
"I want Rarecandy Bars!" She said happily. The other three sweat-dropped. Raikou was digging through a very big bag full of...food?
"Found them." Raikou gave them her. SIX.
"Um...So what's the news? Did Suicune lose her mind or something?" Entei asked, they then heard a sniffle.
"That's mean! Why are you being mean?" She shouted at Entei, forcing him into a corner.
"Sui'. He didn't mean it." Raikou said, rushing over to her and rubbing the underside of her chin with the top of his head. "Don't strain yourself. Okay."
"He's still a meany-head." Suicune huffed before going to her Rarecandy Bars.
"Can we all just hear the news before we lose our minds as well?" Arceus declared. Raikou looked at Suicune and she smiled very brightly, despite being sad no more than five seconds ago.
"We're having a baby!" She shouted very loudly. Raikou smiled and nuzzled her again. The other three, however, were surprised to no-end.
"Well. This explains the abnormal behaviour. It makes sense if she's pregnant." Entei said and smiled. "That's great you guys. I'm happy for you." The other two got out of their trance and congratulated them as well.
"Also, Arceus." Arceus looked at Raikou. "Well I was hoping that Suicune would be able to sit out of the activities that include a large amount of physical energy. I don't think it would be good for the child." Arceus smiled and nodded.
"Of course. You can both sit out of the strenuous activities. Now you should tell everyone else." Entei then went up to them with worry in his eyes.
"Are you guys going to be able to support the baby. I mean it costs a lot of money." Suicune smiled proudly.
"In his human form Raikou here is a very successful comedian." The others looked at him.
"I would have figured that you would be some sort of athlete. I wasn't expecting Comedian." Raikou smiled.
"Okay. Well you should..." Then she saw that in the midst of everything, Suicune had fallen asleep. "Get some rest for a couple of hours and then tell everyone else." So Arceus, Entei and Ho-oh walked out quietly and left the parents-to-be to sleep.
Mew: OH MY ARCEUS! A BABY!
Mewtwo: Nice one, Mew.
Mew: Suicunes Pregnant!
Suicune: O_o I am!
ML54: While I calm down the idiots, reiview. Please.