Prompt #2: Always
Disclaimer: The usual.
No spoilers, just general silliness.
"So…you ate a stale crapit pie."
"Nooo!! You don't understand!!" the boy wailed miserably, writhing in agony like a noodle having a seizure – and miraculously dodging all attempts to grab him. "It's a disaster! I can't survive without decent food! Without pies, I'll die, so pleeease-"
The captain kneaded his temples with one hand, oozing exasperation.
"Someone get this punk outta my sight. Immediately."
"We're trying, sir!"
Scowling, the captain glared at the man across the table and tried vainly to ignore the smirk mocking him from behind the haze of smoke.
"I didn't realize your counsel was always in such high demand…" Icarus drawled.
"General Icarus…"
"Yes?"
"Shut your mouth."
Daily dose of crack. xP I don't think the Captain actually has a name...
The drabble's 111 words long. Because I suck at brevity. Grrr.