DJ Lo; Welcome back, Ichigo Kurosaki has just stepped off the stage and he seems to be leading the duel. Can the Sixth Division Vice Captain rebound or will he loose his best friend to his rival?

DJ Rome Well Lo, I'm down here with Renji and he's got a message.

Renji; Ichigo, you are my friend and rival, but when it comes to Rukia I have no choice, I have to take you down.

Ichigo; May the best man win!

Renji; Agreed. Shakes Ichigo's hand.

Byakuya; Renji.

Renji; Sir?

Byakuya; Disregard rank and hear me. You've got to win Rukia over.

Renji; With all due respect sir, why do you care?

Byakuya; She may be adopted, but Rukia is still a member of the noble Kuchiki Clan. As such, her actions reflect upon the entire family. If Rukia is discovered courting Ichigo she will be shunned by all of Soul Society, thus reflecting poorly upon our clan. If a fellow soul reaper courts her then that person would gain the social power of a noble. That, Vice Captain, could be you and all you've got to do is defeat Ichigo.

Renji; Understood.

Byakuya; Well, what are you standing here for? Go up there and kick his ass.

Renji; Walking to the stage. Yes sir.

DJ Rome; Ladies, gentlemen, humans and soul reapers please welcome, singing song 79 Vice Captain of the sixth division Abarai Renji.

Renji takes the stage and the lights go dim.

Renji; Beauty queen of only eighteen
She had some trouble with herself
He was always there to help her
She always belonged to someone else

I drove for miles and miles
And wound up at your door
I've had you so many times but somehow
I want more

I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
She will be loved

Tap on my window knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful
I know I tend to get so insecure
It doesn't matter anymore

It's not always rainbows and butterflies
It's compromise that moves us along, yeah
My heart is full and my door's always open
You can come anytime you want

I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved

I know where you hide
Alone in your car
Know all of the things that make you who you are
I know that goodbye means nothing at all
Comes back and begs me to catch her every time she falls

Tap on my window knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful

I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved

Please don't try so hard to say goodbye
Please don't try so hard to say goodbye

Yeah
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain

Try so hard to say goodbye

DJ Rome; Give it up for Renji ladies and gents.

Audience; Renji, Renji, Renji

DJ Rome; Hold on folks, the duel must now be decided. Boys, rise, first up Ichigo!

Audience; Ichi-go, Ichi-go, Ichi-go

DJ Rome; Last but not least Renji!

Audience; Renji, Renji, Renji

DJ Pay; It looks like a draw.

DJ Rome; No, in the event of a draw the judge, in this case Rukia, must decide the victor. Rukia, the decision is yours.

Audience; Choose, Choose, Choose, Choose, Choose

Rukia; Okay umm guys.

Audience; Choose, Choose, Choose

Rukia; WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!

Audience; pin drop is heard.

Rukia; Now, as I was saying, after careful consideration I, Lady Rukia Kuchiki, do hereby choose to court Ichigo Kurosaki.

Renji; I lost, I'm sorry Captain Kuchiki, I've failed you and Rukia.

Byakuya; You may have failed, but I assure you I won't! Draws Zenbonzakura. Damn you Kurosaki, I will destroy you. Scatter!

Zenbonzakura glows a moment and evaporates into 1000 cherry blossoms. Urahara deflects the swarm of pedals.

Urahara; Captain Kuchiki, According to spiritual law, a captain cannot attack a lower rank soul reaper without provocation.

Byakuya; I will not allow a mortal of inferior power to court a family member.

Ichigo; Inferior, I kicked your ass twice.

Rukia; Sorry brother, but Kisses Ichigo

Audience; WWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Next Time; We've all seen Rukia argue, but we have yet to see her sing.