Chapter VI YANA

not much action here but it is a cute chapter :)

Dani: herself

The Doctor

Brenda: myself

The Master

Dani: ?

Brenda: if the Master making thingy was programmed for human DNA even if we are from another dimension, universe or thing... why we did not become the Master?

Master: Good question...

Dani: Oh for God´s sake!

Didn´t you hear the massive speech i gave you in the middle of the confrontation?

Brenda: Yes, i did, but i think that is not the answer

Dani: :|

Dani: Ok then what do you think it is?

Brenda: well i think maybe this lads over here are not the last time lords...

Doctor: What? No, we would have known

Dani: *fangirl screams* Are you serious?!

Brenda: well yes, we had our memories erased when we were left in the other dimension, did we not?

Dani: Yes...

Master: well there is an easy way to find out then, Doctor your stethoscope. *the Doctor hands him the stethoscope*

Master: *walks and stands in front of Dani*

Dani: Whoa! Watch the hands mister!

Master: yes, yes, i know.

Let´s see

*hears left side, normal heartbeat*

*hears right side...

Master: well...

Doctor: Yes?

Master: For a...

Doctor: a...?

Master: ...

Doctor: Time lord?

Master: yes time lord she has a wonderful heartbeat

Doctor: *grabs stethoscope from the Master, to Brenda* May I?

Brenda: well, yes...

Dani: Oh yes!

Doctor:*approaches and hears the left side* *du du du dum* *right side* *du du du dum*

Brenda : well…

Doctor :*smiles* Time lord !

Dani: that´s Time Lady!

Brenda: *Hugs the Doctor and then runs and hugs Dani*

Dani: Brenda! We are time lords! Yay!

Dani: This calls for a group hug!

Brenda: YESSSSS! *starts dancing and singing all around the TARDIS*

Dani: #But I would walk five hundred miles! And I would walk five hundred more! Just to be the one who´d walk a thousand miles to fall down at your door! #

*they all make a conga line*

Brenda: Oi, where are the bananas? There is no party without bananas!

*bananas, lots of bananas*

Brenda: Ok, now….

Let´s have a time lord party!

Doctor: *puts on party glasses*

Master: And then we travel? The Doctor promised to show me the universe…

Doctor: Already ahead of you

Brenda: no wonder why you are a party crasher…

Doctor:*starts pressing buttons and pulling levers*

*TARDIS dematerializes and materializes again*

Brenda: *super fangirling* She made the sound!

Doctor: of course she made the sound!

Doctor: the sound of sexiness

Brenda oooooh yiss

Dani: where are we?

Dani: or when are we?

Doctor: London! 1963! *goes outside*

Brenda: WAIT!

Doctor: Brilliant!

*comes inside again*

*approaches Chameleon Circuit, hammer in hand*

*starts destroying it*

Aha! That will do

Brenda: ok I expected that

Master: but why did you shout "wait"?

Doctor: Didn´t I tell you when we finished it I was going to wreck it again

Brenda: well…

Doctor: *pats the box* You sexy thing

Dani: what is it?

Brenda: You are the Master *points at him* and you are the Doctor *says pointing at the other time lord* what about us?

Dani: Hmm

Dani: I have to think this through

Brenda: how about…you could be The Reader, we´d call you just Reader

Dani: hmm "The Reader"

That´s nice

I like it!

Brenda: cool :)

Dani: thanks :)

What about you?

Brenda: I don´t know

Dani: you are very wise

But we can´t call you the Wiser

Brenda: Nop, we surely can´t

Doctor: Tell you what

Brenda: yes?

Doctor: its been a long day for all of us. Why don´t we rest for a bit and we´ll have our heads clear and ready to think names in the morning

Doctor: it wont be long. We are time lords so we don't need much sleep

Brenda: well taking is 3 in the morning I do agree, see ya lot in the morning

*next day or something time in the TARDIS is not really specific*

Dani: I know! What about The Writer? Or The Scientist? Or The Inventor? Or… or…

Brenda: The Writer has a nice ring

Dani: :D you tell us. After all it is your name

Brenda: I like it, The Reader, The Doctor, The Master and The Writer. We make a good team.

Dani: the crazy quartet!

Master: the last and most mad of the time lords!

Brenda: all of us travelling through the universe

Doctor: all of time and space. Everything that ever was and hasn't been. Where do you want to start?

Brenda: what about… the beginning of all

Doctor: the big bang?

Benda: well…never been there.

Master: it is just a bunch of gas and dust

Doctor: *gasps* I should push you out of the TARDIS for that!

Off we go! *pressing buttons*

000000 year!

Brenda: Doctor you were right to say the Master is a total spoil sport

Master: Oi!

Dani: why are you even a time lord if you think that space is a bunch of gas and dust?

Shame of an alien you are!

Brenda: don't mind him

Master: we are the same species

Doctor: lucky for you!

Imagine if we were all so small-minded like you!

Where would we be

Brenda: lost

Brenda:*comes near to Dani and speaks low* this is our official first time travel as time ladies

Dani: eeeee I know! And we are going to see the big bang! The beginning of all the universe!

Brenda: yissss, you know I believe even now, we will never stop fangirling

Dani: Never! It is our duty as fangirls

Brenda: oh yes!

Master: are we there yet?

Doctor: a little patience would be appreciated! We are going to the beginning of the universe after all

Brenda: yes patience Richard Parker

Master: who is Richard Parker?

Doctor: Richard Parker! The Bengal tiger! Life of Pi, Master

Brenda: real good movie in 2012

Master: ok…

Doctor: *starts reading symbols on the screen* Here we are!

As much as I would love to chat, don't you want to see what´s out there?

*opens the door*

Brenda: *runs to the door*

*at first pitch black, but then you can see a little light (like a shooting star) and then there is a BOOM (not like a big BOOM, mind you, more like a silent boom) and then a big ball of orange color starts spreading*

Master: there it is, told you it is a bunch of gas and rocks

Brenda:*pushes the Master slightly* it is beautiful…

Doctor: how can you say that? I mean look at it! The color of it! That tiny spark of light began it all! Not a single soul is here, well you know except for us but you get my point. No one to watch it. You should consider yourself lucky to be here.

Brenda: thank you Theta, thank you for bringing us here *hugs him and then sits on the edge of the door to watch the beginning of all things*

Doctor: *smiles and hugs back* you´re welcome

My pleasure always

Dani:*hugs the Doctor and whispers* thank you *then goes hugs the Master too before walking to the edge of the TARDIS with Brenda*

Brenda: do you have a camera?

Dani: *cheks in her poketses* I brought my Ipod but I also have my sister´s camera! It takes very good pictures and i´m sure she won't miss it for a while *hands it to her*

Brenda: thanks a moment like this deserves a picture

Dani: let's make a scrapbook!

Master: a what?

Brenda: a photo book, but cooler

Dani: yes! A scrapbook! Let´s take a picture of all our adventures and then we put it in a scrapbook and we decorate it!

Master: and what is the purpose of that?

Dani: to have fun and keep and share memories

Brenda: yes, we could go all over time and space and disguise and take funny pictures, so later on we can see them and laugh, and chat about old times

Doctor: well then! Let´s take our first picture!

Master: there is no way I am participating on that

Brenda: *grabs the Master by the ear and pulls him until all are in position for the photo*

Dani: Ok I´ll put it in automatic

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Dani: say cheese! Or… Beginning of the universe!

All say: BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE!

*camera clicks*

Dani: *starts laughing*

Brenda:*starts laughing too and high fives each of them*

Doctor: *after high-five* time to go lads

Dani: awww :(

Brenda: well, if we must

Where to?

Doctor: don´t be sad Reader! There are still millions and millions of possibilities!

Doctor: I was thinking, given that the Master thinks this is all dust and rocks, he should choose the next destination

Master: Well thank you, we could go to the Medusa Cascade, after all you promised me

Doctor: Then let´s go

*starts same routine and the TARDIS shakes a bit*

Brenda: Oh, no…

Doctor: I remember Davros stole 27 planets and brought them here

Doctor: don´t worry she always does that

Travelling to the cascade is always a little tricky

Master: why don´t you simply admit you failed the exam to fly a TARDIS?

Doctor: I´ve managed very well, thank you

Brenda: well you actually lost the instructions in a black hole

Doctor: did I?

I don't need instructions! Revel at hearts

Brenda: *laughs*

Dani: *looking outside the window* We´re here!

*runs to open the doors*

Me: cool let´s take a look!

Doctor: I'm a little surprised you wanted to come here, Kosch. After all this IS pure gas and dust

Dani: Look at that shade of blue, Bren!

Me: WOW! This is brilliant!

Master: I know, but the memories it brings are precious to me

Doctor: That's nice.

Dani: This is where Davros took the planets after he stole them right?

Me: yes

Doctor: That's right! All of that just to make a reality bomb

Master: you never explained how you know this much about us...

Dani: Well... In our universe... I mean... The universe we were on... You, The Doctor, the TARDIS, the companions... Basically everything is a TV Show

Master: a TV show?!

Me: yes

Doctor: Cool! Is it popular?

Master: like the teletubies?

Dani: Yes, if you like

Me: yes Doctor it has this thing called fandom

Dani: And your fans are called Whovians

Me: ´cause you know everybody when they meet you ask: doctor who

Doctor: Ooooh yessss

Dani: The ultimate question

Me: the first question, the only question, the one that remains unanswered

Doctor: And will remain unanswered

Me: indeed

Doctor: Sorry, just the Doctor

Me: don't worry, we understand.

So... time for our second picture?

Dani: Yes!

•everyone poses •camera clicks•

Dani: Medusa Cascade... Check!

Me: great!

Master: I'm hungry

Me: Koschei, you are always hungry

Dani: Here! Have a tortilla!

•tosses the flat bread•

Master: *catches and gives it a weird look* what about we go to eat pizza to Pisa?