A/N do you know who's collecting them? if you do post your guess in a review and i will let you know if you got it right i hope you like it it's my first time trying to write with characters that i didn't create

"You okay mate?" Mickey asked the man who was lying in the middle of the floor.
"Yeah I think so but where am I. I was walking with my wife….. Oh my god! Amy! Where's Amy?"
The man said getting up faster than he should have and fell back to the floor.
"Easy easy" The Doctor said gently "We'll find Amy. I have to find someone too" He told him "but first you have to tell me who you are" "Rory. Rory Williams" Rory told them looking around "now where am I?" "Satellite Five oh around the year 200,200 I'd wager" the Doctor told him. "okay I told you who I am you told me where I am now can you tell me who you guys are and why we're here?"
"right of course!" said the man who had told Rory where he was and when he was.
"I'm the Doctor, this is Jack, Mickey and Luke." Rory looked at the man who wore a pinstripe suit with converse and looked nothing like the Doctor Rory knew.
"Wait you're the Doctor? And you don't recognize me? I mean yeah I am just Amy's husband but you forgot me?" Rory said sounding a little offended. The Doctor looked at him confused "Amy? Who's Amy?"
He said looking at Rory.
Then it hit Rory like a ton of bricks this must be a past regeneration of the Doctor "You'll meet her" he said after realizing his mistake. "Well probably not see I'm a half human Doctor . I spose you could say I'm not the Doctor at all that I'm nothing but a copy but think like the Doctor I look like the Doctor and I have the same memories as the Doctor so I spose you could say I'm almost the Doctor." he was saying then the man who sat beside him looked over at him "Um….Doctor you're rambling" he said . "Oh right sorry I tend to do that anyway is there anybody else that we're missing other than all the girls?" the Doctor said clapping his hands together as he helped Rory to his feet "um. Well since you said you're not the real Doctor" "OI I'm as real as you are!" "right well that's true you're not actually the Doctor and I don't see the real Doctor anywhere we still have to wait for him." Rory told them then as if on cue there was a shout a thump then the sound of someone scrambling to their feet followed by someone saying "Well that was different!"

River looked at the door where the thump had come from "Well shouldn't we go see who it is?" Rose asked. River nodded though she had a feeling she knew who it was. They made their way over to the door Rose in the front of them when they entered the room to find a red headed girl sitting in the middle of the room rubbing the back of her head she was dressed like she had just fallen out of the 30's.
River and said "Amy!" excitedly causing the girl to look up "Melody?" the girl that Rose now knew was named Amy jumped up and hugged River tightly. Donna looked River "Melody? I thought your name was River Song?" River pulled away from Amy "It is but my birth name is Melody Pond. And this is my mum Amy Pond." she told them "she also traveled with the Doctor her and my dad Rory." it was Roses turn to looked shocked "What she's your mum but she's the same age as you!" she said. "Um.. Yeah long story would take to long to tell anyway it's choc full of spoilers." River said with a half smile "alright then let's find a way out of here shall we?" she said leading them out of the room. Rose held back with Amy. "Is she always like this?" she asked Amy. "Oh yeah" Amy said looking over at Rose "The best part is she gets it from me" Amy cracked a grin then a huge and genuine grin. "Just one more thing." Amy said "Where are we?" "that's the thing." Rose told her "We haven't got a clue." from the living room she heard River say something about needing a sonic screwdriver then her and Amy shared a look and went out to see what River was doing.

The human Doctor was the first to reach the door and he went through the door followed closely by Jack and the man Rory with Luke and Mickey behind them. When they came into the room they found a man wearing a tweed suit jacket standing in the middle of the room facing the other way until he heard the others coming up behind him he spun and froze when he saw who was in the front of the group. "Well I was not expecting this" he said looking at the human Doctor having not noticed that it wasn't his past regeneration standing there.. "I do not remember this" he said straightening his bow tie. "That's because it never happened to you" the Human Doctor said he was staring at the bow tie. The doctor didn't realize that it was the tie he was staring at and assumed that it was just that he was in shock at the fact that the doctor was standing in front of him with a new face "Yup I regenerated" he said with a dorky grin. "yes I see that what on earth are you wearing?" behind him he heard Rory snicker as the Doctor indignantly straightened his already straight bow tie "It's a bow tie I wear a bow tie now bow ties are cool." "hey at least he isn't wearing a fez today." Rory said barely suppressing a laugh "hey fezzes are cool!" the Doctor said then he realized who had just spoken "Rory the roman!" he shouted running up to Rory and hugging him "Where's Pond?" he asked noticing she wasn't there "not sure probably wherever the rest of them are or haven't you noticed a complete lack of females in this room?" the human Doctor said "And what's this about fezzes? You don't actually wear fezzes do you? Please tell me you don't wear fezzes! the bow ties I can handle because when you were me you occasionally wore those but a fez!" "yes I wear fezzes when River doesn't destroy them." the Doctor said "Wait River? you mean the woman that you met at the library the one that knows your name? but I thought she was" the Human Doctor started only to be silenced by a look from the Doctor. "okay so it'll get pretty confusing calling both of you Doctor so we have to think of something to call him" Jack said stepping in when he saw that there was a shadow settling over the two Doctors. He grinned at the Human Doctor and said "how about we call you Metti Doc?"
"Uh no how about you just call me John Smith." he told them. At that moment the Doctor smacked his head "The TARDIS!" he said looking around "What about it?" asked Jack "I left it in 13 Bannerman road Sarah Jane is going to kill me if I leave a mark on her carpets!" Luke laughed "Don't worry Doctor I think mum will understand I mean it's not like you meant to leave it there did you." then from the other room they heard what sounded like a sonic screwdriver and then voices from the direction of the room with the television in it "okay I think I got it I can see another room like this one but it's empty" the voice said it was decidedly female. John Smith was the first through the door then the identity of the person who was talking was confirmed when they heard "Hello Sweetie" come from the television room.