Its almost time for highskool, and I'm done with Zuri, or Zealot Uniting Rebel Irkens. She has dark royal blue eyes and has a chinchilla disguise. Shes very energetic but can be calm and comforting sometimes. I programmed her to hate the irken empire and find other rebel groups. She is also very small for a SIR unit, but she is very strong, she could easily pick up my ripper ship or parts of my base.
I've decided to completely abandon the Empire. "Resistees, its Sar reporting in." I discovered a link to call their new ship and sent them a message. They were alarmed and thought I was a spy but I eventually convinced them I wasn't going to tell the Tallest where they were.
"Hello, rebel."
"You guys can stop using the puppets to look scary." I say blankly.
"What puppets?" the leader says rubbing the back of his neck nervously.
In the backround I hear an annoying voice "Why can't we be the Pirate Monkeys!? Its an amazing name."
"Hi Gaz." I say as I lean against the wall next to her.
"What do you want? Can't you see I'm trying to kill vampire piggies?" She says it in a voice of pure anger and hatred.
"Yeah, I see that. But this is important. This is real."
Zuri jumps onto her shoulder and her slight hypnotic powers cause Gaz to pause her game. "Okay fine, what is it?"
"I know you've helped save the earth before."
"When?"
"with Zim and Dib. Dib told me about it."
"So?"
"Dib and I want to team up with you and Zim and create an unstoppable force to stop the earth from being taken over- and all the humans gameslaves to be destroyed."
"Gameslaves? destroyed!? They wouldnt dare."
"Yeah, they would. And without your help, they'll succeed."
"Ok, ill help then." She says eagerly. Maybe I made the hypnosis powers a little too strong. Oh well.
It was friday of the second week since she'd arrived at earth and Sar once again sat near Zim. He knew who she was, as least thought he knew. Sar noticed Zim acting weirdly. Well, weirder than normal. "Sar, do you know of anyone named Tak?"
"No, why?"
"well, you seem a lot like someone I knew."
"Oh wait, her.."
"WHO!?" Zim demanded.
"Why the irken semi- invader who tried to spoil your plans for world domination."
Zim gives a surprised look. "how do you know of this? Are you Tak!? Wheres Mimi?!" he settles down. "why haven't you tried to kill me?"
"Why should I?"
"Come to my house. After school." Zim proclaims. I take a sip of my soft drink and he finally notices the irken insignia on the bottom of the can.