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"Talks"

'Thoughts'

Flashbacks

"Inner/Demon talks"

'Inner/Demon thoughts'

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Chapter 4:

The genin challenge! Survival exam!

It is 7:00. The genins have came to the training grounds, with a drowsy expression, except one.

"Mmm... Morning..." Said the drowsy knuckle-head ninja.

"Morning..." Said the drowsy cherry blossom.

"Morning..." Said the drowsy platinum blonde.

"Morning..." Said the drowsy lavender kunoichi.

"Good morning, everyone! Have you gotten a good night sleep?!" Exclaimed the green beast of the village.

"Lee, don't be so loud... We're all sleepy." Said Sakura.

"But its a wonderful day! We should be ready for it! Lets run ten laps around Konoha!"

"WHAT!?! Ten laps around the village!?" Exclaimed Ino.

"Yes! Thats what I do with Gai-sensei!"

"Bushy brow... We're too tired to do it. Also... How could we run ten laps around Konoha if we're not too energic like you?" Said Naruto.

"Oh... Good point."

They wait for their sensei to come. However, he is not here. They wait, and wait, and wait, but he is still not here.

3 hours later. Jiraiya finally came.

"Hi everyone! Are you all ready?" Asked Jiraiya.

"Jiraiya-sensei, you're late." Said Sakura. The others all nodded in agreedment.

"Sorry. Theres a black cat while I was going to the training grounds, so I had to take a long path." He lied.

"Ero-sennin, how can a black cat do to you? It can't hurt anyone." Said Naruto.

"Well... uhh... I was hurt by it once?" He lied again, unsure if the others buy it.

"Forget it. What should we do?" Asked Ino.

"Like I said yesterday, we'll have a survival exam. So here's the objectif." He hold four bells in his hands. "Your objectif is to get these bells before noon. If you guys are able to get these bells, you'll pass the exam."

"Umm... Jiraiya-sensei? Theres only four bells." Said Sakura as she saw only four bells.

"Thats right. So only four of you can get these. If the one who didn't get these bells, gets tied to the post and send back to the academy." Explained Jiraiya.

"WHAT!?!" Screamed the team.

"Also, I will eat lunch in front of the one who is tied to the post, since he is terribly hungry."

"Wait... The only reason that you told us to not eat breakfast is..." Ino trailed off. The genins' stomach growled. They moaned of hunger.

"Thats right. The only reason I told you that is because I want to torture you!" He said with a sinister laugh.

"WHAT!?!" Screamed once again the genins.

"But only the one who is tied to the post." He said with a smile on his face.

'Aargh! That ero-sennin! I should have eat ramen before going here!' Thought Naruto.

'See the others eating lunch while been tied to the post? I haven't eat dinner. I knew its a bad idea to go on a diet.' Thought Sakura.

'Man, that evil sensei! I'm gonna rip his skulls for torturing us like that!' Thought Ino.

'Our sensei is... evil." Thought Hinata.

'This isn't what I expected! I should have expected that he will make us run ten laps around Konoha.' Thought Lee.

"Alright. The exam will be starting soon." Said Jiraiya to the team.

"Hey ero-sennin! You shouldn't torture us like this. You're our sensei. Why did you do it?" Asked Naruto.

"Well, I got three answers for you. 1. I hate you. 2. I don't like brats like you. And 3. You're an immature brat that I ever seen."

This angers Naruto. He charged at Jiraiya without thinking. jiraiya saw this and grabbed Naruto by the arms while pointed the kunai at Naruto's neck.

"Whoa! Hold on. The exam wasn't even starting yet. How could you start attacking me?"

"Let go of me, ero-sennin! I'm gonna kick your butt for telling me that!" Naruto said as he struggled from Jiraiya's grip.

"Ok. I'll let you go. But don't get too angry, you'll kill me if you do that." He then let go of him. "Ok. Looks like everyone is ready. But before we start the exam, I'll give you guys a hint. A ninja must be hidden and always wait for an opening. Ready, set... Go!"

The genins jumped in different directions. They are now hidden in the bushes or trees, just like Jiraiya said. Except for one knuckle-head ninja.

'Hmm... Looks like they followed my hint. They have a lot of confidence.'

"Hey ero-sennin!" Jiraiya heard someone. He look at the top of the post and sees Naruto with grin. "You and me, ero-sennin! Right here, right now!"

Jiraiya sweatdropped, along with the others. 'That brat... He really need to learn something intelligent.'

'Naruto... You baka.' Thought Sakura.

'That stupid idiot! Didn't he learn anything?' Thought Ino.

'Naruto-kun...' Thought Hinata.

'Where is his youth?!" Thought Lee.

"You're mine!" Naruto said as he tries to kick Jiraiya on the head, but Jiraiya easily dodge it by leaning down. He tries to punch him on the stomach, but Jiraiya also dodge it by moving to his left. Naruto is frusterated, he kicks one more time on his sides, but he disappears. "Huh? Where are you, ero-sennin?" He said while looking around him.

"Brat, you shouldn't let your guard down. A ninja mustn't let his guard down. But since you don't know that, I'm gonna punish you." He then form a hand sign, a tiger hand sign.

Sakura saw it. She knows that the hand sign is for Katon (Fire style) jutsus. She quickly alerted Naruto "Naruto! Get out of the way! He's going to kill you!"

"What? But where is he?" Said Naruto.

"Sorry brat, but you're too slow to notice this!" Exclaimed Jiraiya. Naruto turned around and sees Jiraiya with a tiger hand seal.

"What the!"

"This is the taijutsu that I learned from Kakashi. Konoha's secret and most sacred taijutsu!" He shoved the the tiger hand seal into... Well... Naruto's hole. "A THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!!!" He send Naruto flying to the mid air and into the water.

The others have the most disgusting looks on their face.

'Thats not a hand seal. Thats the most disgusting thing I ever saw.' Thought Sakura.

'Ew! Thats so gross!' Thought the disgusted Ino.

'What the! What kind of unyouthful taijutsu is this?' Thought Lee.

Hinata didn't say or thought anything. Instead, she blush.

Naruto just came out of the water. "What the heck is that!?"

"That is the thousand years of pain. A taijutsu learned by Kakashi. It is the most disturbing taijutsu I ever used." Explained Jiraiya.

"But why did you used it? Thats disgusting!"

"Shinobi tatics number one: Taijutsu."

"T... Thats a hand-to-hand combat."

"Exactly. Since you're good at hand-to-hand, I have to use taijutsu for that matter."

"Oh yeah? You didn't see anything yet. Meet my best jutsu!" Suddenly, severals of Narutos appeared out of the water.

"What the? You used Bunshin no Jutsu (Clone jutsu)?" Asked Jiraiya.

'Wait. I thought Naruto can't use Bunshin no Jutsu. Unless..." She looked closely at the clones. She realized that they're not illusions. 'They're real! Naruto can make solid clones?'

'Naruto can make clones? But they seems so real.' Thought Ino.

'Naruto-kun... Thats a-amzing.' Thought Hinata.

'That jutsu... Was it the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu?' Thought Lee.

"You're in a pain of hurt, ero-sennin!" Yelled the Naruto clones.

"I see. You used Kage Bunshin no Jutsu. But its a jounin rank jutsu. How can you, a genin, learned that jutsu?" The clones are closer. "Humph. You just keep surprising me, brat. But even with this jutsu, you can't beat me." However, the clone who sneaked behind Jiraiya caught him in the back. "What! How...?"

"Ha! You said a ninja can't let his guard down! But I guess you forgot about that! After you hit me with that taijutsu, I send a clone to sneaked behind you! Now you got nowhere else to go!" Yelled Naruto.

'Naruto, thats really smart. I guess you're not such a baka after all.' Thought Sakura.

'Thats really good, Naruto. You got the hang of it for once.' Thought Ino.

'Go get him... Naruto-kun.' Thought Hinata.

'That is the most amazing strategy I ever heard from you, Naruto.' Thought Lee.

"Take this!" He hit Jiraiya on across the face. But unfortunately, he hit the clone.

"Huh? What the?"

'Naruto hit... himself?' Thought Sakura.

"Hey! Wheres ero-sennin?" Said one of the clones.

"He's gotta be one of us! He used transformation jutsu!" Said another clone.

"Ok! Dispell the jutsu, ero-sennin! We know you're here!" The clones started fighting eachother.

"W-wait. N-N-Naruto-kun. I-I can h-help!" Said Hinata.

But the clones are still fighting. She sighed. She used a hand sign and said "Byakugan!" The veins around her eyes appeared. The Hyuugas' Kekkei Genkei can see through things. It even can see through genjutsu. All she got to do is to see the Naruto clones and see if one of the clones is a fake. But no one is fake.

"N-Naruto-kun! S-stop!"

The clones finally stop. "What is it, Hinata?" Asked one of the clones.

"J-Jiraiya-sensei isn't here. He didn't tranformed into anyone."

"Really? Well, lets find out." He dispell the clones and see that theres no clones. "What? Wait a second. If he's not here, then where is he?"

'Naruto... You're such a baka.' Thought Sakura.

'That idiot." Thought Ino.

'He doesn't know anything.' Thought Lee.

The only reason why he's not one of the clones is because he managed to escaped from the clone's grip. And with his speed, he replaced himself to one of the clones and hide somewhere.

"I told you that jutsu can't beat me." Naruto turned around to see Jiraiya who leaned against a tree.

"You!"

"Thats right. I took on with that jutsu before. Not even that could beat me. Nothing can paralize me."

And thats when Naruto got an idea. He formed a hand seal and suddenly, he transformed into a sexy girl with decent breast. She has two pony tails on each of the sides of her hair and she doesn't wear anything.

Jiraiya is paralized. He got a perverted look on his face and have a slight nose bleed. While the others got something else.

'What the hell?!?! Not that jutsu again!' Thought the angry Sakura.

'Not again!' Thought Ino.

'N-Naruto-kun?' Thought Hinata.

'Oh my god! She has plenty of youth in her!' Thought the happy Lee.

"Jiraiya-sama... How do I look?" Said the girl Naruto.

"Alright! Thats so amazing!" Cheered the pervert.

'That stupid pervert. I knew that jutsu made him perverted.' Thought Naruto.

"Jiraiya-sama, can I have the bells, please?" Pleaded girl Naruto.

"Sure! Anything for you!" He pull out his hand to the girl. Naruto walk toward the pervert and tries to get the bells, but something got his feet and he was hanged upside down. He was transformed back into his regular form.

"W-what the!"

"Too bad! I've seen many naked womans such as this. That didn't paralize me. Anyway, whats this jutsu called?" Asked Jiraiya to Naruto.

"Why should I tell you?" Said Naruto.

"This jutsu is so hot! Can you show it to me one more time?"

"Shut up, ero-sennin! I don't want to show that jutsu to any pervert!"

"I'm not a pervert, you know."

"Then what are you?"

Jiraiya did a perverted laugh. "I'm a big one."

"Thats the same thing!"

"So? I'm not just a pervert, I'm a super pervert."

At the same time, It was Ino's chance to attack. "He let his guard down. Looks like its up to me!" She threw severals of kunais and shurikens at Jiraiya.

"Stop with your perverted complain, ero-sennin!"

"Come on! Its been a long time since I haven't seen th-" Before he could finish his sequence, the kunais and shirikens hit him and he was thrown to the ground. The genins were shocked.

"W-what the!" Said Naruto.

"Huh? B-but..." Said Ino.

"Ino-pig you've gone too far! You kill Jiraiya-sensei!" Yelled Sakura.

"Shut up, forehead girl! I thought he could easily suspect this and avoid it! How should I know he couldn't suspect this?!" Yelled back Ino.

"J-Jiraiya-sensei!" Screamed Hinata.

"N-no!" Said Lee.

Jiraiya was strucked by the ninja tools. But is he really dead?

End of chapter

I'm done with it. If you have read the manga or watch the anime, you know what happen to Jiraiya.

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