A Wolf's Worst Howl (4)
"Hey, Kate!" Humphrey exclaimed as she and the others walked up to them.
"Hi, Humphrey. Don't you just love howling with your mate?" She said as she rubbed her head against Humphrey's chest. His face turned crimson.
"Y-yeah. I love you- I mean 'it'! No! Not like your 'it', but, there's nothing wrong with yours. Not that I was looking at it! I'm not like that. No! I don't mean 'like that' as in I'm gay, which I'm not, but I'm not out chasing after other girls and not that I couldn't…"
"Humphrey!" Kate said giggling. "It's alright. I know what you mean."
"Oh, thank God!" He let out a sigh of relief.
"Now that was awkward, but funny to watch." Garth said with a smile.
"Shut up, you ass!"
"Don't call me an ass, you mother-"
"Garth" Lilly yelled.
"What?! He started it." He said with a huff. Then they heard Hutch coming to them.
"Guys! Guys!"
"Oh, Hutch. How's it going?"
"Not good! Not good at all!"
"Whoa! Just calm down." Kate said.
"Wait? Did Aaron get stuck on his sex swing?"
"No, it's… he has a sex swing?"
"Yeah, he showed it to me." Humphrey said with a shudder.
"Well, it's not that. Aaron was kidnapped!"
"Kidnapped!" Stacy exclaimed. "Oh my God! Aaron!"
"Yeah, but the worst is what the thief did to him."
"Oh my God! Aaron! We have to stop this wolf." Stacy said.
"This wolf took him. Where would we start to find her?" Kate asked. Suddenly, they saw the wolf dragging a dead Aaron past them.
"Ha-Ha! No one will ever figure out where I am. I- crap!" Sharon saw the gang staring back.
"Well, that was easy." Humphrey said.
"Oh my God! She killed Aaron!" Stacy exclaimed.
"You bastard!" Hutch also exclaimed.