I bring a short story to you. Themes: Near-drowning situation, French kissing.
A pale, yellow, cubical creature drifted onto the shore of Goo Lagoon. He was sputtering and gasping for breath. The gooey liquid of previously mentioned lagoon sprayed from his weakened pores.
Patrick immediately spotted his half-drowned friend. He screamed at the top of his lungs, panic among other adrenaline pumping emotions flooded his mind. Running as fast as he could, he stumbled over to SpongeBob who was slowly losing consciousness. He did what any amateur medical student would do: he attempted mouth-to-mouth CPR.
In mere seconds, the thought-to-be-dead sponge was responsive to the physical contact he felt upon his lips. He opened his eyes, his blue pupils sparkled against the rays of the shining sun. "P-Patrick, is that you?" SpongeBob asked, muffled under his friend's mouth.
The pink starfish gasped, his face becoming purple. He had given nearly all his single intake of breath to his friend. He took a few seconds to collect his words before replying. "Yeah, it's me. I thought you were dead! That kissing stuff actually brought you back to life."
SpongeBob tried to make sense of his near-death situation, but he was too inundated by Patrick's definition of CPR to care. 'Kissing stuff', he had said only seconds ago. It triggered an idea suggesting unpredictable outcome in his head.
Patrick's eyes went wide when he felt his face get pulled by two yellow hands into a genuine kiss. Any curse words of surprise he may have muttered were silenced by the smooch he was currently apart of. In his kneeling position he leaned into SpongeBob's lips further, caressing his porous face between his chubby hands.
The square, yellow fellow slipped his tongue into Patrick's lips. He was daring to attempt such an act, but the worry soon left and was replaced by a feeling of intimacy that warmly hugged his heart when his friend returned the gesture. 'Should we even call ourselves friends any more? Are we lovers?' SpongeBob pondered, his face scrunching up in thought.
Right now he couldn't stress over the difference this kiss would make in both their live's. What he had to worry about is how far Patrick would take this newfound love for him on the public beach!
After watching "SpongeGuard on Duty" again, this idea sparked. There's not much to be said about my story. However, I will mention that I described Patrick as an "amateur medical student" because of his interest in doctor-work in certain episodes. I thought going to medical school would be a practcial pursuit for him.
I just hope you enjoyed this non-explicit depiction of kissing.
Tons of one-shots, coming up shortly!