Fuck, so, yeah, I'm still here. Deal with it. Starfleet command gave us a mission to transport some muslims from earth to the religious detention center in the supermassive blackhole in the center of the galaxy. Yeah, there are fucking muslim terrorist sandniggers in the future. Again, deal with it. And yeah, atheists won the war on christmas and now all the religious people are thrown into blackholes. That's why you never hear about them. I know they never showed this kind of crap in the TV show they made about our lives and transmitted into the past so that we could collect royalties in the future (that's why we don't need money in the federation, didn't see that coming did you?). Incidently that's also how I'm able to communicate with you mouthbreathing 21st century neanderthals.
Anyfuckinway, on the way there, I realized that the muslims believed in certain highly provacative things! I listened in awe as they explained their policies of having multiple wives and harem girls, but still prefering underage boys, of blowing up innocents and worshipping martyrs (while still obsessing over tawhid) and their desire to subjugate all life to the will of their brutal dark age god! I fucking converted on the spot, turned the ship around, and ejected everyone on board including myself into the black hole, but not without activating the ship's self destruct first, which caused an anti matter reaction that sent us back in time to 730AD on earth. Want to know how the muslim conquest of europe went when the jihadis were armed with phasers?
THE END.