well hello there! i would like to say a quick thank you to those favorite and follow. i won't say the names because im rushing to publish the story, but i will reply to the reviews :)

Rinfantasy: it's pretty cliche.

absolute-right: thank you so much for liking my story and supporting it! i hope i will make you feel happier chapter after chapter!

Kathy: thank you for your words! my sense of humor sucks, but i'm glad you like it.

Nifawiwa: wow, i can't believe people still read that story. thank you though!

Nifawiwa: thank you! also, badass kuroko is totally the style for me because some Akakuro fanarts i see make kuroko with big eyes and cute (i don't really like that heheh)

Nifawiwa: i mostly fantasize about a blond cyborg and a korean idol. i made kuroko somewhat like me and probably other fans that are like him so people can enjoy the story. thank you for reading!

The first day of highschool went by quite beautifully.

From students dying to his enemy going to the same school as him to a student thinking that him and Akashi were making out, Kuroko concludes that his day was not CRAPPY AT ALL. Luckily, the day was short for the students. The teenager knew that his mother wouldn't home home until six, so he decided to head over his favorite fast-food restaurant, Maji Burger.

When he got there, the place was packed as always. They were usually known for their cheap, tasty hamburgers, but Kuroko mostly came for the milkshakes and air-conditioning. He order his milkshake before taking his usual seat next to the window, where he sometimes people-watch.

After five minutes have passed, the sound of the bell ringing near the door ignited the female cashier. A faint greeting came as the new customer stood at the front and ordered. Kuroko quickly realized that it was the guy that sit's in front of him in class. He was tall, intimidating looking, red-headed, and had really nice eyebrows (or thats was Kuroko thought).

The teenager's eyes wandered around the menu above him and pointed to a certain hamburger. "Can I get a dozen of those hamburgers."

The cashier placed her hands on the counter and stretched her body out to look at where he was pointing. Her jaw dropped when she saw a big looking hamburger on the screen.

"I- of course, that will be.." After she announced the price, the teen rummaged through his pockets and slapped a twenty dollar bill onto the counter, startling the woman. She quickly took the twenty and gave change back to the intimidating-looking form. It was a sad sight for Kuroko, watching the woman slowly giving the latter's ticket number. Then, the lady disappeared into the back and came back out with a tray full of large wrapped hamburgers.

"T-thank you," She passed the tray to him and bowed.

Kuroko watched him as he took the tray and scanned the seating area. Surprisingly, he came over to Kuroko and slammed the tray onto the glass table. He pulled out a chair and sat in it.

"Hey, Mr. Eyebrow Guy, can't you see i'm eating here?" Kuroko questioned him.

"Wha- OH JESUS!" The eyebrow guy shouted in a forgein language, probably English.

"Sorry, my name is not "cheeseus" and I don't make cheese."

"I- i'm not saying that you're Jesus and no, he does not make cheese."

"Then, who am I?"

"Hell if I know!"

"Am I secretly cheeseus?"

"WHAT THE F- no! Do you even know who he is?!"

"A cheese factory guy, right?"

"He doesn't make cheese!"

"Then, what does he make?"

"Well, people before said that he is our lord and sav-"

"How is this guy our lord and savior when he's a cheese dude?"

"OH MY GOD!"

"Who is 'God?'"

"JESUS!"

"I thought I was cheeseus?"

"UGHHH!" Kagami pulled at his hair in frustration and stomped his feet. He placed

both his hands on the table and leaned foward.

"Who. Are. YOU!?" He gritted.

"I think my name is Kuroko Tetsuya in this series," Kuroko deadpanned.

"Wait, what?"

"We're recording a movie right now."

"How?"

"The cameras all around us," Kuroko stated as he pointed to the cameras in the corners.

Kagami inwardly smacked himself in the face and wanted nothing better to do than swing himself out the window.

"Those are security cameras...Kuroko."

"No, I know because i'm cheeseus and an actor."

"For fucks sakes, i'm leaving."

Kagami stood up with his bag stuffed with hamburgers.

"Before you leave, give me your name child."

"It's Kagami Taiga, and i'm pretty sure i'm older than you."

"Actually," Kuroko held his smirk back, "we're in the same class."

The latter's eyes popped wide.

"Look at my uniform, you idiot."

"Oh my God. I didn't know we go to the same school chesseus," Kagami mocked, blushing slightly when he just found out now.

"I'm a pure, kind church boy slash God slash cheese guy."

"Bish you is lyin- wait, how do you know about church?" A dumb, confused expression on Kagami's face was enough for Kuroko to erupt into laughter.

"I'm not stupid, you idiot! I was playing with you," Kuroko cackled loudly with his face looking up, loud enough for the other people to look their way.

"Are you serious," Kagami deadpanned, a vein popped on his forehead.

"Yes," Kuroko mimicked his tone.

"Ugh..."

Then, Kagami growled angerly ans stomped away from Kuroko. Amusement was written all over Kuroko's face and Kagami hated it. He walked towards the door and kicked it open, not caring about the angry shouts from the cashier and the hole in the glass door. He walked and stopped at the window near Kuroko when he saw something written on the glass. There was a foggy circle with words written on it.

u got nioce eyebrows mate, lets hang yo yo

Kagami slumped his shoulders and walked away with his middle finger high in the air.

Meanwhile, Kuroko chuckled and took that as a yes.

"That bastard! How dare he talk to my pet!"

A small male shouted as he watched a certain pale boy snicker to himself. He watched from the corner of Maji Burgers near the front with an evil glint in his eyes. A grin spreaded across his lip's as he pulled out a pair of red and snipped it.

a/n: this is cliche af and i feel weird about it. this update took a little longer than expected because 1) i got lazy and thats it lel. my apologies for my stupid mistakes anywhere, ill edit it when i finish this story. also, sorry for my shtty sense of humor