Before the gang got up and left Kaiba's porch, Kaiba opened his door and slammed Yami in their faces.
"Here Yugi, take yours and Tea's baby, or whatever whore left him in the orphanage. Good Day, and I hope I never have to see you, or your horrible wife, OR your beyond terrifying, indescribable baby again." And with that, he slammed the door shut.
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"Now what?" Yugi asked. The rest of the gang simply stepped away.
"Whoa dude, you're like a dad now. And that makes you like old." Tristan said, sounding stupider than ever.
"Then that makes Tea the mom!" Joey said
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa, wait, WHAT!" Tea screamed.
"KEEP IT DOWN!" the snobby neighbors shouted, " DAMN YOU! TAKE YOUR BABY PROBLEM SOMEWHERE ELSE!"
"Sheesh, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Maybe, just maybe, I can enlighten their day with the song that shines forever in my heart." said Tea with sparkles on her face, and she began to sing. I love you... you love me... we're a--- Before she could finish her song, Kaiba opened the window and started to throw trash, banana peels, and rotten tomatos at them. Soon, the whole neighborhood joined the trash throwing.One hit her square in the face and there was quiet for a second. But was it enough to stop the horrifying friendship-beast? NO! She continued to sing like a malfuntioning machine sitting on top of and under garbage. When she finished the song, the rest of the gang was gone with the wind.
"Guuuuuuyyyyssssss! I just finished with my song, and I think they want an encore!" Tea yelled with her hands up in the air while chasing after the gang.
"Ya think we lost her?" Joey said while huffing loudly.
"I think so...Wait...What's that?" Yugi said pointing at a figure dashing at them, " It's-Its- TEA! Run guys! RUN!"
"GUYS, this is so not funny. What're you guys running from? Come on, I'm out of breath here! Wait up!" Miss Friendship called out. She really doesn't have a clue.
Let's have a look inside her brain: Hm...her left hemisphere, the one that's suppose to be thinking, is looking rather small. Wait...we're detecting something in there, oh no, it seems to be a small box of some kind. Let's have a closer look, OMG! It's-it's-it's...oh, just her friendship music box. Nothing new. We will continue our tour of Tea's brain later(surprisingly, we found one), now back to the story.
"Tea...Please, next time, give us a warnin' b'fore ya sing, k?" asked Joey while rubbing his ears, displeasantly.
"Gee guys, I didn't know you cared!" Tea said sickeningly sweetly. Her voice sounded like an aww-ing. She seems to think that what Joey said was a compliment. All the guys sweat dropped.
"um.. Tea, I don't think that was a compliment." Tristan said, but Tea was already off the her own little friendship La-La Land.
"Hey guys!" Yami squeaked. Finally, the rest of the gang noticed him.
"Hey Yuge! There's that double of you I saw again!" Tristan exclaimed.
"I told you that it was a baby..." Yugi sighed, but immediately put a smile on his face. "Nice to see you again, Yami!" He smiled at the 5000, or 4 year old.
"YAMI! WHERE!" Tea screamed. She started running around and tripped over him. She got back up and started giggling uncontrollably. The others stared at it(I will be calling Tea 'it' k?)and Yami's neck and left eye twitched.
"Geez Tea. Just cause you loved Yami and stuff doesn't mean you have to go crazy.." Joey said.
Tea blinked a couple of times then said"..I'm not gay.." Everyone just stared...
and stared...
and stared...
"HEY! I'm not a girl!" Yami screamed at her.
"I didn't say you were.." Tea said..
there was absolute silence...
The gang backed away from it.
It smiled a big wide smile.
they backed away...
Tea eyed the four boys and set her eyes on Yugi.
"Yugi.." Tea purred.
"Yes.." He slowly said.
"you said Yami was here..." It grinned even wider..
"Yea..."
"I don't see him...Did you lie to me?" Tea sounded like it was asking a five your old.
"no" He said with a pouting tone.
"Are we friends..?" Tea asked.
"...UH..."
She took it as a yes and continued
"Friends don't lie to each other Yugi."
She walked closer to him and he walked backward, choking on tears.
The other three watched in utter horror as Tea circled around Yugi still smiling.
Like a shark circling around a small guppy.
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Meanwhile
Kaiba drove his car to the adoption center again..he needed to get another kid...well he didn't need to...but he had NEEDED to immediately get his house clean from what Yami had done, and the foul smell Tea had left behind so he couldn't be in his house. He wanted to go to Kaiba corp. but it was closed due to labor day. He would've normally not allowed his employees to have the day off, but someone had gotten the whole building to agree to the idea of 'having the day off or quiting,' so he had ordered the building closed for the day...and Yami had eaten his key..so he had to wait until Mokuba had arrived in America to get his key.
On labor day aren't they supposed to be doing labor? Kaiba thought rolling his eyes in an annoying way.
So to put it simply, Seto Kaiba had nothing else to do.
He walked in to the building and saw the same woman from before. She was surprised and sad to see him again. Another woman walked by her and whispered
"I told you he'd be back before the end of the week. Pay up." She handed her some cash and walked up to Kaiba. She made no attempt to smile.
"Something wrong Mr.Kaiba?" She asked.
"Yea..I want another kid."
"Something wrong with the other kid?"
Yea. I found out he's related to my arch-foe
"Uh..Yea..."
"What's the problem?"
"Well...He drank my martini, fell off of the coffee table and nearly broke it, slammed into the door and got blood all over it and nearly puked on my perfect office carpet!" Kaiba said, not realizing how it sounded to the woman.. "Oh wait, there's more"
The woman's eyes grew bigger and bigger as he continued with his list. Finally she couldn't take it anymore and slapped him HARD across the face.
"You jerk! Even THAT kid doesn't deserve that!" She spat at him. "I will not allow you to touch any other kid!And i will make sure to get you in court! You demon.."
"Wait--but--huh--WHAT! HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?" He screamed.
She ignored his remark. "I will be picking him up in an hour. And you better not have done anything to him, or else.." She narrowed her eyes and shook her head.
"Well, too bad..You won't find him.." Kaiba snorted.
"Huh?" she looked confused.
"I kicked him out of the house.." Kaiba rubbed his cheek from the slap and looked annoyed.
Her eyes went wide again and
SLAP!
Another one across the other cheek.
"You know what lady! You have no idea what's going, or how the kid acts, so butt out, and...and...and..." Kaiba tried to think of another thing to say.
"And? what?" the Lady looked confused, and was laughing inside.
"Oh right, you're fired!" With that, Kaiba left the building.
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Well that's the fourth chapter guys! PLEASE review so that we know people are reading...or this story is history...if your a Tea lover, then DO NOT READ THIS STORY...or you'll hate it... AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR REVIEWS PPL! WE LUV YOU!