Karma and Nagisa collided with each other as they glared at the red and black suited hero.

"Surprise Crossover time, but only once and you'll find out why" the figure said

"Remind me who this guy is again" Karma said as he got up

"I'm the merc with the mouth, the crimson comedian, that one dude who never shuts up and can kill you...ladies, gentlemen and octopi I'm DEADPOOL!" the figure

"Who the hell is Deadpool?" Maehara asked

"I'm glad you ask" Deadpool said before something hit his backside "Seriously, a pink B.B pellet, why pink I mean I know their supposed kill your teacher but why pink; heck green would match the knife" he ranted suddenly spotting "Are those things real? Because you are too young to have enhancements on those parts, and why did my voice switch from Nolan North to Ryan Reynolds, oh well, back to the lovely funbags. Excuse me breast examination" Deadpool said coming up to Yada and groping her. "WHAT THE SHIT THEY'RE REAL!"

"HEY Get off my girl!" Kimura cried.

"Don't worry I'm not into Jailbait" Deadpool said as Kimura hugged Yada, comforting her

"Daw, look at the happy couple, so sweet" Deadpool sighed

"Okay why are you here?" Koro-sensei asked

"Because, I'm out of chimichangas, and when I heard your ass had a 100 million on it, I knew I had to take you down; so I can get my chimichangas!" Deadpool cried "And I'm back to Nolan North's voice. DOUBLE AWESOME!" Deadpool exclaimed

"You're after me because you have run out of what basically is a microwavable pre-deep fried burrito?" Koro-sensei said

"Yeah, but now I have to kill you of the kiddies, even Jugs" Deadpool said as he felt a snake wrap around his left leg. He looked down and then looked back up. He spotted Nagisa behind them.

"What a cute little girlie" Deadpool taunted

"I'm not a girl" Nagisa shouted

"You look like one, that's all bro, Mustn't have very big balls. If you want I can remove them for you" Deadpool said as a WTF look came across Nagisa

"Well here we *Dolphin sound* go" Deadpool said "Hold on Shit, crap *Dog bark* *Horse whinny* *Fluttershy yay* MY HARDCORE AND TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE SWEARING! NOOOOO"

"Um what's wrong?" Hinano asked

"Simple every time I say a *Goat's bleep* swear word I instead sound like a *chicken cluck* barnyard!" Deadpool explained "Wait did I just say yay like that yellow pony from friendship is magic. SON OF A *cat's meow*!" Deadpool said banging his head on a tree

"Should we do something?" Nagisa asked

"Yeah give him Bitch-sensei" Karma said before Deadpool got up in his face

"HOW CAN YOU SWEAR?"

"I can't" Karma said clearing his throat "*frog ribbit* of you red wearing *kookaburaa laugh* and take your over grown toothpicks with you *cow's moo*

"You're good" Deadpool said

"You can understand that!" the class shouted

"What's going on out here?" Irina asked

"It's Bitch-sensei" the girls cried

"Wait her name is *bird chirps*" Deadpool asked

"Actually its Irina Jelavic, only the brats call me *pig oink*-sensei, wait why am I *Rooster's crow* censored?" she said

"Who knows?" Nagisa asked

"WHAT THE *dog's bark* HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY *bird tweet* SENSE AM I A FULLY GROWN ADULT WHO CAN SAY ANYTHING SHE DAMN WELL *snake hiss* WANT TO AT ANY *wombat grunt* TIME, DO YOU GET THAT!" she shouted

"That bitch is scary" Terasaka said

"OH GO *Goat's bleep* YOURSELF!"

"so blunt" the class thought

"So what are you going to do now?" Karasuma asked

"Well simple" Deadpool said pulling out a pair of rubber chicken nunchaku. "I'm going to comically beat your ass with these while the readers out there laugh their asses off while rolling on the ground"

"What?" Nagisa voiced what everyone was thinking

"I'm the ghost of Christmas KICK YOUR ASS!" Deadpool shouted running in with the rubber chickens twirling, the first one he hit was Terasaka, with a chicken to the face and a boot to the balls. He sidestep Okajima's attempt to strike him, only to throw him face first into Kurahashi's cleavage. Isogai nodded as Yoshida, Muramatsu, Maehara, Itona and Isogai bull rushed them.

"Olé!" Deadpool shouted as the five guys went straight into the soccer goals. "GOAL!" Deadpool shouted.

"I've got him" Mimura said as he jumped on Deadpool's back.

"Oh look a monkey no my back" Deadpool joked jumping up in the air and landing on Mimura. "You're out!" he declared. After that he started to moonwalk back towards Sugino, who had a baseball bat waiting behind his back.

"Play ball" Sugino shouted whacking Deadpool upside the head with it.

"STRIKE 1!" Deadpool shouted recovering from Sugino's sneak attack, where he grabbed the bat and swung it into Sugino's stomach "STRIKE 2!" he shouted before hitting Sugino's throat with it "STRIKE 3" was all Deadpool said as Sugino struggled to get breath

"SUGINO!" Nagisa said

"Oh come girly boy, whatcha got?" Deadpool asked as Nagisa quickly grabbed Deadpool's swords and twirled them "HEY! where did you get those from?" Deadpool said seeing if they were indeed his "Those are mine?"

"Then you better keep a better eye on them" Nagisa said using hsi swordsmanship skills to cut into Deadpool. Soon he stopp and folding his arms across his chest with the blades pointing skyward

"SECRET ART! Skyward Swan Dive!" Nagisa said uppercutting Deadpool's arms off before he brought them across his stomach. Deadpool looked up and down.

"Hold on a minute" Deadpool said as he laid down where his arms fell off.

"Alright now I'm back!" the red themed killer said getting up

"WHAT THE! Why didn't that work?" Nagisa said

"I have a healing factor duh!" Deadpool said

"HOW WERE WE SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT?" the class shouted.

"Now I'll take those thank you" Deadpool said squeezing Meg's chest "Whoops wrong ones" he said moving onto Yada.

"HANDS OFF!" Kimura ran up to him and decked him in the head.

"Shouldn't have done that" Deadpool said shooting Kimura in the knee

"JUSTICE!" Yada shouted running up to her boyfriend.

"That looks like it hurt

"That's it" Koro-sensei said turning into his berserker form by becoming pitch black with sharp fangs "Dead meat" and with those words Koro-sensei went full bore at Deadpool, making it seem the unstable mercenary was surrounded by a black tornado. Deadpool looked around to see nothing but black, and soon he was being bounced around like a pinball. Taking a few seconds between punches Deadpool teleported out next to Bitch sensei

"8008135 in calculator!" he screamed pulling Bitch-sensei's top down revealing her lacy black bra.

"Oh wow" Koro-sensei said fainting

"He KO'ed the teacher" Maehara said

"Great, now Karasuma's going to enter...the...fight, where did he go?" Nakamura asked

"Oh that's simple, I teleporting old scary face into a rubbish dump five minutes ago, but right now" Deadpool said pointing his gun at Nagisa

"Oh shit" Nagisa said as Deadpool fired.

"AAH" Nagisa said as he collided with his floor. "Ow" he said getting up and rubbing his head, tangling his long hair while he was at it. "That hurt; but why did I dream about Deadpool?" he asked looking around, only to spot a small stack of Deadpool comic books. He sighed putting them on his desk and slipped back into bed.

"That is the last time I read Deadpool comics before bed" the blue haired boy said pulling the covers over him; quickly fading into dreaming about him with Kaede somewhere romantic.

"This is the life" Dream Nagisa said as he laid back on the beach with Kaede in a black bikini next to him.

So that was a thing...I blame the new Deadpool trailer that got leaked over the weekend, that and I had an idea where Nagisa was somehow Deadpool's son which quickly got dropped, unless you guys want to see that. But yeah I wanted a fun chapter since I extended it from half a dozen and since there was a lot of hype about the Marvel Comics anti-hero I couldn't resist. Plus I could do things to the character and not have any OOC Moments! and Come on I had to censor Deadpool because he uses a ton of swearing and I figure why not censor everyone with animal noises.

I'm also working on a collab with animeandmangafangirl who did an AU of the first fun file with one of her OCs in it, soi goo check that out and her fic it is featured in where Karma has a super adorable little sister called: Karma has a what? it is just a blast to read with a lot of heartwarming and awww how cute moments in it.

So until next time I'll catch you on the flipside, now GET OUT OF HERE DEADPOOL, and leave the caramel mud cake where it is!

Deadpool: fine, go see my movie Deadpool in cineams Feburary 2016! Rated R for all the good stuff