Sora: *breakdances* Bweeheehee!

Crowd: Whoot!

Kairi: Go Sora!

Zidane: What does this haveta do with the storyline?

Yuna: Aerith, does my hair look okay?

Aerith: Yes, always does.

Lulu: Go dance with Tidus, Yuna.

Yuna: NO! NEVER!!

Lulu: *whispers to Aerith* Poor Yuna, ever since Tidus started dating Selphie, she hasn't been the same..

Yuna: Gr.. *eyebrow twitches*

Tidus: *dances with Selphie*

Yuna: *battle cry* *she attacks Tidus with her wand*

Narrator: That was...strange... Anyway, it seems the characters Riku173 didn't want are watching Sora...breakdance. Joy.

Yuna: BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! *glomps Tidus* NOW YOU WILL DIE!!

Tidus-Haters: YAY!

Kenshin: I think I'm safe here... *hides under a table*

Storm: [It's Storm the Keyblade Mistress, you dummies! Not Storm from X- men!] Kenshin! Where are you?! I LUFF YOU KENSHIN!!!!

Kenshin: Meep. *bumps his head on the table, thus getting Storm's attention*

Storm: KENSHIN!!! *glomps Kenshin*

Kenshin: ... Crud.

Narrator: Hrm, I wonder what /this/ has to do with the storyline...

Malik: Grr, where'd that pansy Yugi go to?!

Ryou: Malik...violence isn't the answer...

Malik: So? Killing is fun! *kisses Ryou*

Riku173: Awww...isn't shounen-ai cute?? *eats Frosted Flakes and pokes Malik*

Malik: _ Shoo kid...

Riku173: *_____* *starry eyed* My gosh you are pretty...

Narrator: Hey! How'd she get here??

Riku173: Idiotic cow! I'm writing this!

Kayle: What a birdcage.

All: *stare at Kayle*

Kayle: What??

Ryou: *gasp*! It's an Irish Bum! There's tons of legends and myths about those in England!

Riku173: Um, Malik? *party goes back to normal*

Malik: *is ticked* What?!

Riku173: Heh.. *snaps fingers and all fall over unconscious except for Riku173, Kayle, Storm, and Ryou*

Kayle: ^^ Yay!

Riku173: ^^ I love being in control.

Storm: OO You killed Kenshin!!!!

Riku173: ...Do I know you?

Storm: I dunno. But I DO know that it's my b-day and I finally found Kenshin and you killed him!

Ryou: I have no idea what's going on... *backs away*

Kayle: NO ESCAPE!!!! *tackles Ryou*

Riku173: I didn't kill Kenshin... *pokes him* See? He's still warm... I'll let him be under your control if you work for me!

Storm: Hmmm... OKAY! *shakes hands with Riku173* n_n

Riku173: *hand is smashed* AAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!! My hand!!!

Storm: ...eh... Sorry?

Riku173: It's okay...I'll...survive... *sniffle* *picks up Malik* *sniffs Malik* Ooo...smells like coffee...

Kayle: *lifts up Ryou, whom she beat unconscious, and uses Magic Bum Powers to teleport everyone (even the drinks and food!) to Riku173's mansion*