I am so sorry I had an MRI yesterday I got little sleep and nothing after midnight to eat so I was tired hungry and drowsy I took a nap until 5:40pm and I forgot to upload a chapter. Again I an soooooooooooooo sorry I'll post another chapter later today... as in a few minutes from now enjoy the chapter
Author's Note: Jason and Harleen have been dating for a month then she had to go back to school but she will find a way to get expelled or "die" trying
Chapter 5: Enter Harley Quinn
"I still haven't gotten kicked out puddin' I've tried everything." Harley said frustrated.
"Have you tried showing up to class in your underwear?" Jason said.
"My teacher's a pervert he'd allow it." Harley said just then Sam and her boyfriend came in and started having sex on Harley's bed, "GODDAMNIT WHAT DID I TELL YOU WOULD HAPPEN THE NEXT TIME YOU FUCKED ON MY BED?!" Harley pulled out her new Glock, a gift from Jason and shot both of them.
"Harley? What just happened? Are you okay?" Jason asked concerned. (Author's Note: Harley has been working on his emotions and showing them)
"I'm fine but we have a change of plans… instead of getting kicked out I'm going to fake my death. Chris is taking a movie makeup class she can help." Harleen said.
"Okay I don't think she'll like it." Jason said. An hour later Harley asked Chris to help.
"Harlz are you fucking crazy?" Chris asked after Harley told her the plan.
"Chris this is Gotham crazy is normal." Harley said.
"You want me to make a bullet hole for your gun to make a fake triple homicide then call the police." Chris said.
"Yes." Harley said, "A cop will be coming that Jason paid off to say I'm dead." Harley explained.
"Okay but you owe me Harlequin." Chris said
"I know." Harley said. They went back to Harley's dorm and got to work it took 3 hours but by the end it looked real enough to pass then Chris cleaned off her hands and called the police. A lone cop arrived.
"Officer Daniel Johnson?" Chris asked the cop nodded, "Hi I'm Chris Harley's friend/ makeup artist."
"Okay take me to the room." He said.
"You're standing in it." Chris said.
"Right." The officer said he ran to Sam and her boyfriend's corps and pulled the bullet out and dropped a revolver's bullet in and flushed the Glock bullet the officer got on his walkie, "I got a triple homicide at Gotham University three students, one senior two juniors."
"I'm on my way." Commissioner Gordon said as Officer Johnson laid out three body bags an hour later Harley was at the Crime Lab at Tricorner.
"You're okay kid." Officer Johnson said Harley got out of the bag and removed the fake bullet wound.
"Thanks." Harley said, "Oh if you keep the fact I'm not dead a secret Jason won't kill you." She said and jumped out of the window into Jason's arms, "Hi puddin'."
"Your outfit is at my place." He said and smiled, "Get on my bike."
She jumped on his bitch seat (Author's Note: that is the term for the backseat of a motorcycle), "This one." Harley said
"Yes that one Harley." Jason said and got on his bike, "Harlz."
"Yeah Jay." Harley said smiling widely.
"Hold on tight." He said then revved the engine Harley imminently wrapped her arms around Jason's waist and didn't let go until they were at his apartment building they walked inside once in his apartment Harley saw the Red and Black Jester outfit.
"Well it's not sexy that's for sure." Harley said.
"You're not supposed to look sexy you're supposed to fit in with that crowd." Jason said handing Harley the suit.
"Right I'll go put it on." Harley said.
"Don't forget the face paint." Jason said.
"I should probably get my goodbye kiss now I won't be Harleen Quinnzel when I come out." Harley said.
"Good idea." Jason said they shared a long passionate kiss in which made Harley almost dropped the suit then Harley went to change.
When she walked out in full costume she had one thing to say, "Say hello to your double agent Harley Quinn!"
Next: Meeting Joker