Philippines+Hetalia: Gakuen Days Ch 6.

Field Day

"Okay butts in seat." the teacher starts of the day with his usual routine. "I hope that your day started out went because mine didn't. The reason is because I have to see all your dirty little faces."

"Yours isn't much to look at either." a student replies. the class fills with giggles

The teacher shoots the students a soul-penetrating glare. they immediately shut up. Then he continues his speech. "For announcement, the World Academy Field day is coming up so I hope that all of you will be prepared by then. Find no point anyways since all of you suck."

"When is the field day?" a student asks.

"Tomorrow." the teacher responds.

"What!?"

(You now imagining Hetalia's opening theme song)

"Why didn't you tell us this before now, you old fart!" a kids jumps from his seat and complains.

"It didn't matter before now!" the teacher yells back, ignoring the last part of the kid's sentence. "What are you going to do before now anyways. Are you going to practice for the events? Don't make me laugh."

"I could of at least made up an excuse to not to go!" the kid whines.

"You needed at least three days before the field day to make up a valid excuse to skip out of the games. Sucks to suck." the teacher shrugs. The ki sits back in his seat and pouts. the teacher then starts class.

"What are we going to do?! What are we going to do?!" Taiwan paces to and fro the classroom. "We have to figure who's on which event and who's going to be our team supervisor and who's going to bring the snacks and whose-"

"Hey, don't you twerps have other classes? Get out!" the teacher ushers the kids out. Now Taiwan is now pacing the hallways.

"We will never be able to organize all of this in one day." Taiwan bites her nails. "Our class may have to go as far as drop out of the games."

"I'm not complaining." Korea comments.

"But we could of won!" Taiwan exclaims.

"What kind of fairy tale life do you live in?" Korea snorts.

"You can't really think that we could win, Taiwan?" Vietnam asks. "We can't even make it on the field without breaking sweat."

"If you don't mind me interrupting, what is 'Field Day' anyways." Philippines butts in.

"It's a game that the devil devised himself to make us suffer." Korea answers her.

"No" Taiwan whacks Korea on the head. "It's like any field day. It has like tug-a-war and relays and crap. The students are divided into continent team like Asia and Europe. The team that wins the most games earn a prize."

"The prize is usually something big." Vietnam adds. "Last year it was a week away from school to go on a world tour of the Caribbeans."

"Whoa." Philippine comments. "Fancy." Then the bell rings.

"There's the bell." Taiwan says. "I want you guys to get the other Asians together for lunch to discuss the field day, okay!"

=Taiwan "Hetalia"=

Lunch

"I have gathered you all today to discuss our latest dilemma." Taiwan announces.

"A dilemma sent from heaven!" a kid exclaims.

"Shut up!" Taiwan throws a shoes at him (who's shoe, we may never know.) "Aish. Anyways, back on topic, we will assign who will be on which game. First, the 200 meter dash…" One by one, Taiwan assigns each activity to each student. At first none of the student participated but after a few shoe tosses and a couple of black eyes, everyone has become engaged.

"Now to the team supervisor. He has to be on of the teacher that is on the approve team supervisor list. That means the teacher has to have been teaching at the school for longer than three years. Can anyone think of a teacher that is available?"

"There's Mr. Hankel." a student suggests.

"The Asian History teacher!" someone else says. "He's a douche, choose someone else."

"Well, there's Mrs. Chang but she's new here and so is Mr. Bourg. Mr. Hench might be available."

"Don't you remember, Mr. Hench is in the hospital because of surgery."

"Mrs. Aguda?"

"Nope, she is already with another team." When a student suggest a teacher another shoots that teacher down.

"I guess that only leaves Mr. Hankel." Taiwan sighs. The other Asians sigh with her. "Well, who's going to volunteer to ask Mr. Hankel to be our team supervisor."

"Why can't you do it!" Korea asks. "Your the one that organized this whole thing!"

"I have the will to live too you know!" she yells back. "Why don't you ask that old coot yourself."

"Ask me what?" Just then, Mr. Hankel walks in. "What are you brats doing?"

"We were wondering if you can be our teams supervisor." Taiwan cautiously asks.

"Why would I want to supervise a bunch of losers?" he asks.

"Because somewhere deep inside your dark soul, your shriveled up heart has a special place for us students?"

"I find it funny that you think I have a heart and soul." Mr. Hankel hold out his hand. "Let me see the paper." Taiwan hands him the paper and he signs it. "If you ankle-biters suck tomorrow, I'm giving you all detention for bring me down with you."

Korea smirks. "Thank you for giving us that boost of confidence, Mr. Hankel."

=Korea "Hetalia"=

"Welcome to World Academy Annual Field Day!" the announcer, Prussia, exclaims. "Where the countries duke it out on the playing field. And now to introduce you to this year's participates. First off, North America! This team includes America, Canada, and there Mexican friends!"

"Not all of us are Mexican!" one the the countries yells at Prussia. Prussia ignores him and continues on.

"Next, Australia and Oceania. This includes Australia, Philippines…"

"I'm Asian!" Philippines screams.

"Oh, my mistake. Sorry. Well, next are Africans." The African team walk in with grim looks on their faces. "Scary lookin' aren't they. Now the South America is coming in. More Mexicans!"

"Sólo porque nosotros hablamos español…" a country starts to curse at Prussia.

"Hehe, Mexicans these days." Prussia chuckles. "Now, introducing the most powerful and awesome team ever, the Europeans!" When the European group enters, fireworks are set off as confetti come falling from the sky. "Good luck to you guys. Lastly Asia. Now let's get this field day started."

"What kind of introduction is that!" Philippines screams as she prepare to punch Prussia in the face. It took all the guys to hold her back.

"We will now start with the first event." Prussia pauses for dramatic effect. "The Wrestling event!"

"Wrestling!?" Taiwan exclaims." That wasn't on the list of games."

"Oh I forgot to tell you kids about last minute changes to the game events." Mr. Hankel says at last second. "Sorry, I guess."

"You stupid old coot! Why couldn't you tell us this earlier!" Taiwan goes into a rampage and is ready to claw out the old mans eyes out.

"I'm surprise you kids still have faith in me for telling you important information." Mr. Hankel responds. "I guess you don't learn from your mistakes."

"No problem." Taiwan chuckles tenaciously. "We'll just people out there as we go. No problem. Hehehe…" Taiwan then turns toward Japan. "Japan you are going to represent us for the Wrestling event!"

"Me!?" he exclaims (or says with actual emotion.) "But I don't know anything about wrestling!"

"Your country has sumo wrestling, right?" Philippines asks.

"Yes, but I don't think that's the same thing as the-" Japan is cuts off by Taiwan and Vietnam grabbing his arms.

"No time for chit-chat. we need to get you out there!"

"Ahh!"

"Go get us a win, Japan!" Philippines cheers on the poor country.

"He is going to die." Korea says.

...

"Are you guys pumped because I am!" Prussia says through the microphone. "Let's see who is representing the teams for the Wrestling event. For Australia and Oceania, the country representing them is Papa New Guinea Pig!"

"That's not how you pronounce it!" the country yells.

Prussia moves on. "For North America is America! South America is Bolivia Next representing Africa is Nigeria. For Europe is my little brother Germany!"

Unlike the other countries, the crowd goes wild when the German enters the field. "He a cool guy, but the awesome one of the family is me." Prussia smirks as he rubs his invisible facial hair. "And lastly Japan for Asia!"

"Go Japan!" his Asian friends exclaim. When he comes out, they stop their cheering.

"What is he wearing?!" Korea cries. Japan comes out wearing some kind of loin cloth.

Taiwan grins. "It's traditional mawashi. we want to show the world the pride of Asia."

"If you ask me, he's showing a little too much pride." Korea mutters.

"I don't know if I want to cheer him on any more…" Vietnam adds.

"Don't worry. He is sure to win." Taiwan says proudly.

"First match is Japan against Germany!"

Taiwan loses her pride. "Or maybe not." To make a long story short, Japan lost.

"At least he went down with style. Style of a loin cloth…"

=Japan "Hetalia"=

After the Wrestling event, the games for the Field Day got crazier and crazier. they ranged from a pie eating contest to who could pee the farthest.

"That was the most disturbing thing I have ever done." Korea says as he zips up his pants.

"Well…" Philippines starts to say. "Yea-no. Even I don't have anything to say after that experience. All I have to say is that I'm glad I'm not a boy."

Over in a corner, Taiwan frets over the stats of the games. "The team that's winning is Europe. To win the grand prize, we would have to win all the events that are left. Even with that, we would only win by one point. What to do, what to do... "

"Taiwan." Philippines puts her hand on the worried countries shoulder. "Put me in for the next game."

"But we don't know what that is yet." she says.

"Just do it." the filippina responds.

"And now for our next event!" Prussia says. "Let's see who's the strongest in the Boxing tournament."

"I guess the gods are really with us. " Philippines smiles with the turn of events.

"What is she talking about?"

"Now to show you the players of the Boxing event! North America: Mexico, South America: Argentina, Australia and Oceania: Marshall Islands, Africa: South Sudan, Europe: Hungary, and Asia: Philippines!"

"First up to play is Philippines vs. Mexico!" Prussia reveals the audience the two countries in the arena.

"Just because your a girl, I won't go easy on you." Mexico says to Philippines.

"Same goes to you." Mexico growls and swings his right arm. Philippines dodges and does an uppercut at his jaw. This throws Mexico wide open letting Philippines throw a hook in across his head. He KOs just like that.

"Just in a few seconds, the filipina knockouts Mexico! I'm glad I'm not going against her." Prussia says. "Her next opponent is Marshall Islands! can she manage enough luck for another KO?"

Philippines faces her opponent and just like Mexico he goes down in seconds. After Marshall Islands is Argentina then South Sudan. After of all those fights, Philippines only got punched once.

"Philippines is a beast!" Prussia yells into the microphone. "Now we are at the last opponent. This one will put up a fight (since she's a crazy b #^%) and since Philippines has been through four fights, it will be harder to beat the representative of the Europe team. Give a hand to Hungary!"

"I didn't know you boxed." Philippines comments.

"Neither did I." Hungary replies. "After watching you I'm expecting a good fight."

"Me too." Then the bell rings to start. Philippines is about to jab at Hungary but Hungary moves quicker. She lands a hook in Philippines stomach that knocks her to the ground. Philippines first instinct is to get up. She tries to punch Hungary but she slips by her. Because of Hungary swiftness, Philippines can only land a few punches.

Should I use it? Philippines asks herself. By the ways things were going, she had to use it. Philippines swings her left arm at Hungary but miss. Hungary smiles and gets ready to knockout Philippines with one final blow and is surprised when a fist encloses at her face. Hungary goes down.

"And the winner is Philippines!" Prussia yells so loud that he doesn't need a microphone. "That point goes to team Asia!" The Asians go crazy. After Philippines' win, something sparks inside. All of them become infused with the feeling of winning. Event after the event, the Asians pull ahead and by the end they tie with Europe for first.

"The stakes are high now that the Asians are neck and neck with the Europeans. The last game will determine who will win and who will go down trying. Now the announcement of the last event." silence and tension fill the field. "The event is…the Beauty Contest!"

"WHAT!?"

"All the females are participating. The one who struts their stuff the best wins the grand prize!"

"What kind of idiot came up with this?" Philippines asks.

"This school is full of boys." Taiwan replies. "I can see how this slipped by as an event." Philippines sighs in response.

"Okay ladies, for the first category: Nurse Outfit!" The girls come out wearing white caps in really tight and really short nurse dress. the men go crazy.

"This is far from a nurses outfit." Philippines pulls down the dress. "I would know."

"I don't like this, Hungary." a little girl says.

"Do it for your team Liechtenstein." Hungary tells her.

"Now for student wear!"

"Don't we usually wear this?" a girl with brown pigtails asks.

"I don't look good in any of this." Vietnam pouts.

"Oh yes you do!" Taiwan exclaims. "You look really cute."

"Now for the Swimsuit category!"

"You look really cute, Liechtenstein." a random pervert says.

"Get away from her!" Hungary hits him with a frying pan.

"It's time for the bondage attire!" The moment Prussia says this, the half of the crowd go down because of nosebleed and the other half yell in a wild frenzy.

"You boy's better calm down or I'll have to punish you." Hungary snaps her whip and they become even more crazy.

"This is insane." Germany says as he plugs his nose to stop the blood.

"That looks fun. Should I do it to, Doitsu?" Italy asks.

"Save your innocence Italy." is all Germany says.

"But she has to wear it!" a guy says as he tries to shove past Philippines to get to Liechtenstein.

"She's a kid. she can't' wear it!" Philippines exclaims. "I don't even know why I'm wearing it."

"Next is Birthday Suits!" Prussia gets glares from the girls.

"Do you want to die?" they say.

"Okay, skipping that." Prussia mutters. "That ends the beauty Contest. After you cast your votes we will find out who wins the World Academy annual Field Day!"

"After many anticipate hours, we have the results." Prussia open the envelope with the winner inside of it. "And the winner is... Liechtenstein of the Europe team! The grand winner of the prize is Europe! Congrats to you! It's thanks to my awesomeness!"

"I'm sorry guys…" Philippines turns to her teammates only to find them celebrating.

"Second place guys!" Korea says. "This is awesome!"

Philippines is confused. "Why are you celebrating?"

"We never made second place before." Vietnam explains. "This is a great mile stone!"

"But we didn't win…"

"Who cares?!" Taiwan says. "We made second place! To Asia!"

"TO ASIA!"

(You are now imagining Hetalia's ending theme song)

=Well, this was long. Hope you guys like this. Please tells me what you thought about this chapter. Oh and I'm serious about pairing Philippines up with someone so don't forget to suggest who is the review box. :3=