Chapter 6: Cool Ranch
Fuck yeah Cool Ranch are the best flavor of Doritos brand corn chips. I could eat these all day after I take a hit from the bong. Did you know they make a flavor called Cooler Ranch? That one is pretty bomb but I like the original. Oh boy, oh boy. The way those chips crunch, the tasty goodness; Cool Ranch and Weed are like peanut butter and jelly. You know you can even dip your Cool Ranch Doritos in Ranch dip? Fuck yeah! I like those kind real good. Did I tell you Cool Ranch was my favorite? I tell you they taste like two angels fucking in your mouth. Doritos makes a damn good chip if you ask me. I'd like to meet Mr. Dorito and shake his hand for inventing Cool Ranch Doritos brand corn chips. Oh man I think I need to take another hit, my high is starting to wear off. That's the ticket. Now I need more Doritos.