Echo #1

Maya:

Ugh… Gaige coaxed me into this. She told me ECHO logs were a nice way to pass the time, or at least better than reading Tannis' notes.

I'm going to save the niceties. I'm a vault hunter. That being said, I should probably introduce the other four hunters on my side, or at least I think they're on my side. Axton, probably the only sane one on the team. Salvador, the cannibalistic midget. Gaige, the mechromancer, and… Eh… Zero, the masked assassin. Not to mention the extremely sarcastic, cocky bastard.

Sure, he's saved me more than once, but that doesn't give me a proper reason to be forever in his debt, right? I'm not some princess locked away in a tower who'll kiss whoever the hell rescues me. I'm a siren, an expert fighter.

The last two weeks have been spent helping a yellow robot on a wheel. Also, he claims to be our master, when we've helped him on more than one occasion. First, saving his gentlemanly friend and thus fixing his eye, and secondly killing the bandit who tortures him. It's bad enough I have to be on the same team as this kill-stealing masked freak.

Zer0: Freak?

Maya: Shut it, you creepy shit!

Anyway, the guy's showing off. I had a chance to kill Flynt, and he just had to use his fancy sniping rifle to finish the pyromaniac off before I could!

Zer0: He would have killed you/ The shot I fired saved you/ You should be thankful

Maya: Stop showing off, Zero. And don't interrupt my ECHO log.

Let's hope Zero stops with the 'I saved you' crap, and proceed. Sanctuary is just two days away. Currently, we're on claptrap's boat. This mission to Sanctuary not only brings us a little closer to killing the son of a bitch who blew up the train, but also brings me closer to learning more about sirens. Tannis. She must know about the others. Maybe she's one too. Perhaps my duty is here on Pandora. Maybe this is where I belong, where I should have been all along.

I would describe my past, but it's better that you're left in the dark.

Axton: Left in the dark? You practically spent the entire log talking about our whereabouts. Well, not everything. You spent half of it complaining about Zero.

Zero: Correct.

Maya: Well I'm sorry, it's not my fault our teammate is an arrogant dick.

Zer0: Very insulting-

Axton: Hey, look on the bright side, we got someone to watch our back.

Zer0: You interrupted my haiku.

Axton: Oh, sorry buddy.

Zer0: Apology ac-

Maya: Axton, don't you mean steal our kills?

Zer0: *FML* Always interrupted…

Axton: See it however you want. I just like having someone to support us.

Maya: As I was trying to say, I need to learn more about sirens. From revisiting the notes multiple times and observing Pandora's climate, I have come to a hypothesis. Sirens are related to the vaults, perhaps they act as guardians, maybe even responsible.

Gaige: Maya, that's not how you ECHO. It's gotta be interesting, funny and badass. You don't just go on blabbering about your life story. No one's gonna hear that.

Maya: Well, no one's gonna hear this anyway. As you can see, everyone's been throwing their ECHO logs anywhere they want. Only the psychos listen to them, and they probably don't understand anyway!

Gaige: True, but you could just keep them and listen to them when you're bored. I mean, it's like a digital frikin' diary. Except it's prob gonna be heavier.

Maya: You know what, I'm done with this ECHO nonsense.

A/n: Short chapter. NO, I wasn't working on this for the past few weeks. I'm working on another chapter at the moment, and I thought I could use this for fun.

Now I respond this question.

GUEST: SaddleCreeper is a Minecraft thing. I had a dream of putting a saddle on a creeper and BLOWING EVERY FUCKING THING UP.

Expect chapter to be up within the next MONTH.

Also, I'm working on a non-May0 fic.

K THX BYE don't be mad with me for making a short chapter.