He, guys! I know that I haven't updated in forever, and I'm sorry. It's summer, and I'm just really busy all the time. I'm trying though! Anyway, you guys should look me up on wattage. Mg username is Jayjthebigmouth

12:54 PM

Lower Elements Time

I just got back from Artemis's funeral. It was nice, but sad. It was what he would have wanted. All his friends (Me, Holly, Mulch, N°1, Butler, and Juliet) and all his family (Artemis Senior, Angeline, Myles, and Beckett) were there. He was buried right underneath a willow that was his favorite. And they read his will. But I will only use his bequest if this project fails. And I am now completely convinced that it will succeed. It has to succeed. If it does not, we have lost Artemis forever . . .

2:23 A.M

Lower Elements Time

I couldn't sleep, so I went to check on the clone. It has six toes, which is strange, but he can get surgery. It's a small price to pay for his life back. I just don't know. . .

Do I really want Artemis Fowl back? If he comes back, we'll most likely find ourselves in the midst of some crazy, strange, mixed up adventure. But then, we wouldn't be ourselves if we weren't having some crazy, strange, mixed up adventure. And Artemis is my friend. I'm just concerned about the effects of this on his mind. I don't know if he'll retain his memories, I don't know if his IQ will drop, I don't know if he'll become a criminal again. I just don't know. And you know how much I saying that. I hate not knowing. All I know is, I have to try.